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As promised in the previous post, here is the first segment of special posts marking the completion of 150 episodes of qubool hain...
Saahibaan kadardaan mehabaan
Dil tham ke baithiye …kyonki pesh hain duniya ki sabse anokhi award ceremony aapke saamne
Jaisa kii aap sabko pata hain hum sabka craze "qubool hai' has completed 150 episodes….toh party toh banti hain naa ….isi liye we are gonna relish the best moments of qubool hai so far...
Toh pehla award category hain…..
1.Best Judge
Ab yeh kaisa award hain??/….dekhiye janaab awards kise dete hain yeh judge hi tay karte hain,,,,,,toh let us start with the judge himself….Qubool hain story ka konsa character is award jeetne ke laayak hain……zara sochiye…..
The award goes to Mr Jahapanah Six Packs!!! jee haan the one and only Mr Khan jo ki 24 ghande judgements sunaate rehte hain... Puri duniya ka chakkar lagaa ke aao aap lekin inse achha judge aapko kahiin nahiin milega…..Before we say further let us look at his indisputable achievements in this arena…..
Akram yaad hain??…..haan wahi, Zoya se jo nikaah rachne jaa reha thha….Mr Khan ki zubaan se hi suniye inka character certificate…..Akram bahut nek insaan hain, who jhut nahiin bolta...Are inka bas chalta toh who Akram ko "Gentle man of the year" ka khitab de dete…..Aur who kaise nikla????Baat karne ke bahaane ladki ko caf bulvavo….phir rishtedar kam gundon se ladki ko zabardsati wahaan se agwaa karke le jaao ….itne saare gunde milke ladki ko peetho..uske baad use drugs inject karke semi unconscious banao..phir kuch auraton se kahalvaake use nikaah ki joda pahnaao….aur kaazi sahib ki garden pe chaako rakhke nikaahnaama padvavo ……aisi dekhi hain kahiin koi shaadi?? Kahaan milega koi aisaa gentle man??
Mamujaan aur unka parivaar,,,,,Mr Kahn ke hisaab se duniya ke saare maa-baap sahii hi karte hain…apne bachhon ki bhalai ke liye hi saaare kaam karte hain…chaahe shaadi zabardst karwaani hi ho…..lekin inke maamujaan toh criminal nikale
..maamujaan kya??pura gaav mangalpur criminals ka adda lagta hain…sarpanch 
se lekar daravani shakal waala guide tak pyaar karne waalon ko zindah gaadne ke liye baithe hain…..
Itna hi nahiin inki judging skills bahut fast bhi hain…….kisi ko ek dafaa dekhte hi, ek do baatein sunke hi yeh unke bare mein itne saare judgments nikalwaate hain ki ek pura book bhar sakta hain
…..aur saamne waale ki baat sunne ki koi zarurat hi nahiin kyonki jahapanah ne jo keh diya so keh diya…..
1.ek ladkii milii jeans top mein goggles pehni huyi…..
Saahibaan kadardaan mehabaan
Dil tham ke baithiye …kyonki pesh hain duniya ki sabse anokhi award ceremony aapke saamne
Jaisa kii aap sabko pata hain hum sabka craze "qubool hai' has completed 150 episodes….toh party toh banti hain naa ….isi liye we are gonna relish the best moments of qubool hai so far...
Toh pehla award category hain…..
1.Best Judge
Ab yeh kaisa award hain??/….dekhiye janaab awards kise dete hain yeh judge hi tay karte hain,,,,,,toh let us start with the judge himself….Qubool hain story ka konsa character is award jeetne ke laayak hain……zara sochiye…..
The award goes to Mr Jahapanah Six Packs!!! jee haan the one and only Mr Khan jo ki 24 ghande judgements sunaate rehte hain... Puri duniya ka chakkar lagaa ke aao aap lekin inse achha judge aapko kahiin nahiin milega…..Before we say further let us look at his indisputable achievements in this arena…..
Akram yaad hain??…..haan wahi, Zoya se jo nikaah rachne jaa reha thha….Mr Khan ki zubaan se hi suniye inka character certificate…..Akram bahut nek insaan hain, who jhut nahiin bolta...Are inka bas chalta toh who Akram ko "Gentle man of the year" ka khitab de dete…..Aur who kaise nikla????Baat karne ke bahaane ladki ko caf bulvavo….phir rishtedar kam gundon se ladki ko zabardsati wahaan se agwaa karke le jaao ….itne saare gunde milke ladki ko peetho..uske baad use drugs inject karke semi unconscious banao..phir kuch auraton se kahalvaake use nikaah ki joda pahnaao….aur kaazi sahib ki garden pe chaako rakhke nikaahnaama padvavo ……aisi dekhi hain kahiin koi shaadi?? Kahaan milega koi aisaa gentle man??
Mamujaan aur unka parivaar,,,,,Mr Kahn ke hisaab se duniya ke saare maa-baap sahii hi karte hain…apne bachhon ki bhalai ke liye hi saaare kaam karte hain…chaahe shaadi zabardst karwaani hi ho…..lekin inke maamujaan toh criminal nikale
..maamujaan kya??pura gaav mangalpur criminals ka adda lagta hain…sarpanch se lekar daravani shakal waala guide tak pyaar karne waalon ko zindah gaadne ke liye baithe hain….. Itna hi nahiin inki judging skills bahut fast bhi hain…….kisi ko ek dafaa dekhte hi, ek do baatein sunke hi yeh unke bare mein itne saare judgments nikalwaate hain ki ek pura book bhar sakta hain
…..aur saamne waale ki baat sunne ki koi zarurat hi nahiin kyonki jahapanah ne jo keh diya so keh diya…..1.ek ladkii milii jeans top mein goggles pehni huyi…..
Judgemnt: is ladki ka Hindustan mein rehna humari praachiin aur mahatwapurn tehzeeb ke khilaaf hain….
2.yeh ladki palatke jawab deti hi nahiin kehne waale ka muh band bhi kar dete hain……
judgement: itni badtameez aur besharm is puri duniya mein koi nahiin hain…..
3.yeh ladki raat ko der se aati hain, raat ko bhi baahar jaati hain……
judgement: dusron ki usoolon ki koi khaddar nahiin hain, beparwaah hain…..
4.akele kahiin bhi nikal jaaati hain apna kaam khud karti hain……
judgement: she is foolish and likes to invite museebat for herself and other
5.isne eveteasers ko palatke jawaab de di…..
judgement: yeh ladkii tamaam ladkiyon ke liye bad example hain...seedhi saadhi choriyaan inse door hi reho
6.she herself runs aways from her nikaah and instigates others to do the same…
judgement: rishton ki, khaandanon ki izzat ki koi parwaah nahiin hain saath mein inhein zarur shaadi ki institution se hi problem hain…..she does not desrve to be anyone's biwi bahu etc...
bus bus…..main aur nahiin likh sakti…..mera hath thak rahaa hain…..miss Museebat ke bare mein jahapanah ki di huyi judgments could be released as book…..and if I am to tell each of them…phir baaki ke awards ke liye time nahiin milenge
Toh ek minute mein apne abbu ko khatil khoshit karke unhein maarne pe tule aaye aap
,,,,india ki slow judicial system zara inke haath mein saunp do…chutlki mein yeh sare judegmnets bhi kar denge aur tabhi ke tabhi saza bhi dila denge ……saath mein yeh bhi yaad rakhna aapko agar kisi ka bhi character certificate chahiye ya khud ke liye banana ho toh inhein approach kijiye……
Toh hum chalte hain agle award ki taraf
2. Best 'flopstar'
yeh motarma saaazish pe saazish karti jaati hain
…..aankh dikha dikha ke bachhe bude sabko darati rehti hain …..lekin almost har baar inki plans flop ho hii jaati hain
Aapne sahi pehchaana yeh award jaati hain jammy ki apni "tannu' urf tanveer urf billo rani ko
Gas leak karwaake pure khaandaan ko hawaa mein udana chaahi par yeh khambakht zoya ki wajah se who flop
…..Razia ki sachhai bhari mahoul mein khulwaane ki dhamki deke use daaraana chhahi….badle mein khud beizzat ho gayii …imran ki izzat sabke saamne utarni chaahi…wahaan bhi flop …..jammy ko allergic khaana khilaake hospital mein admit karwaana chhaaahi wahaan bhi flop,,,,,,DDilshaad ke age pichhe 'khala , main yeh karoon…', khaala mujh kheer chahiye'..kehke ghumti rehi sar mein dupatta odke dabi dabi si baat karke aankhein jhuki huyi apni meethapan mein madhosh karke unki bahu banne ki chaal mein bhi flop ho gayii ….ab itne saare plans mein flop hoke koi bhi paagal ho jayenge….toh Phir yeh murderer banne ki sochii..humeira ko zahar khilaaya…phir bhi who bach gayii…zoya ko electroculate karwanna chaahi…badle mein humein mila asad zoya ka ek reassuring cute si hug …..zoya ki upar jhumar girwaana chaahi….woh bhi flop!! Hay tauba …..kya kya nahiin kiya isne….apne aap ko kaat diya, jala diya….phir bhi haay ri teri kismet!!
Lekin mera favorite part hain tannu ki 'dupatta girao' plan …..jab dekho asad ke kamre mein jaake baaton baaton mein zoya ke khilaf unhein indirectly bhadkaake dupatt gira deti hain…aur asad miya kii toh aankhein khuli hoyaa ho ya bandh har waqt zoya ki hii khwaabon mein ulajhte rehte hain…unhein konse gir rehi dupattaon se koi bharak padega ….aur 'seduce asad' plan ka dusra trick hain baat baat pe chhipak jaana …kabhi jaamy humein bachaayiye….kabhi holding hands, kabhi baahon mein jaa girna……Keep on doing!! Itnii saari flops hone ke bawjood bhi inke iraade aur bhi mazboot hoti jaa rehi hain……salutes to her and so this award….lage raho!!
Agla category best drama queen ka….ab is mein competition tough hain…we have more than one nominees..the nominations are:
1. Dilshad phoophie - Apne emotionally challenged bte ko inse accha koi nahiin samjhti usse kaam karwaana yeh bakhuubi jaanti hain…..ab is mein inka bhi koi dosh nahiin hain …jo ladka apni dil kii baat premika se kehne mein itna waqt lega that too after all this prodding by mama uski nikaah ki fikr toh ammi ko lagegi hii!!!…toh she wears her emotional atyaachar hat and pretends to be ill….and get her bte and bahu to say yes to marriage!!! Dilshaad moma we love you!! "Asad agar tumhein zoya ko india se jaane nahiin roka toh phir main khud nikal rahiin hun emmigration waalon se baat karne" ……and there again she gets her way!! Inkii dramatic quirks hum darshakon ko itna pasand hain ki kya bataun!!! Yaad hain Akram jab ghar mein aaya tha and to prevent akaram and zoya seeing each other, the way she handled the situation was hilarious!!! "Bhoool jao use..akram..main toh kehti hun uska naam tak zubbban pe mat laana…..bilkul bhool jao" Dilshaad phoophie!! Aapke barabar aap khud hain!! Chaahe who Dhurandar ke saamne zoya ke saath milke humein entertain karnii ho…yaa phir jab unki bahu shhadi function mein jeans pehenke aa tapkii and everyone began making fun of her, she again handled it so dramatically and elegantly……you win our hearts every damn time!!
2. Next nominee is none other than Zoya, jo apni saans ko tough competition de rehii hain is maamle mein….jab kabhi bhi Zoya begins her shaayari, smiles light up in all our faces …and this girl makes us fall in love with her every damn time!!! Mariyam ki dupatta Mr khan ki washroom se lene ke chakkar mein pakdi gayii toh kya hua?? She has a dramatic explanation for that too…"main toh ipad lene aayi thi…and appko kya yeh mera fashion statement achha nahiin lagaa , but this is so in these days... khair aap nahiin samjhenge u know apa jaise old fashioned log"….are drama toh inkii khoon mein daudtii hain……Mr Khan ko apne saath kisi highway pe laa jaane ke liye toh kitna emotional atyaachaar indirectly kiya tha ,"najma agar kahiin mujhe us highway mein kuch ho gaya toh plz meri aapi jiju ko keh dena ki I love them so much!!" Wow!! Zoya….
But my favorite part of Zoya's adorable drama was when she began investigating phoophie's attacker!! They were the ultimate hilarious episodes!!Are inhone toh kisi anjaan security office ki employee ko chutki mein bhaijaan banaake apni dukhiyaari kahaani ro ro ke sunaake unse vital information nikalwaa lii!! Zoya u just rock!! And that does not end there…..the very next day she gets outta the car boldly (asad calling her from back to stop)…and she goes undeterred and starts her dramatic enquiry at the security guy and intimidates him loud enough that soon a crowd joins there!! Miss farrukhi ki har mood mein unki isi dramatic element makes her the most refreshing character onscreen…..we love in all her moods,,,chaahe jealous, chaahe flirting, chaahe assertive……she is the true modern drama queen!!
Although these are the main drama queens there are others worth mentioning too….
3. shireen…..inkii 'sab kismet ki luck hain is mein kya shak hain' combined with "uffo bhabhi "wins her lots of sympathy…apne bte ko aur shauhar ko emotional atyaachaar karke kaise kaam karwaana hain she is well versed in that……
4. daadi jab bahu itni achhi drama queen ho toh saans kaise piiche reh sakti hain??/….dadi's drama appears so genuine that she leaves no doubts in anyone's mind….and fortunately her tricks are seeing results after many failed initial attempts to expose razia….chaahe inki dramatic 'shireen tumhein razia ki hair cut pasand nahiin aayi…suna hain aaj kal yahii fasion hain' ya phir acting inncocent jab razia apni chaal mein kamyaab hone ki khush kabari sabko sunaane waali thii…aur inke purkhhon kiimti jewar khone ke gham mein bahhayi aansu!!
…aakhir unhone prove kar diya kii baaki saaari auratein drama queens hain toh yeh unkii daadi hain …….
Well after the drama queens in the 'adorable' category we have got drama queens in the 'disgusting category jis mein nominated hain Razia bIi,Tanveer aka billo rani and Haseena bii…..is there any need for me to tell you all why and what are their dramas jinhein dekh ke humein TV phodne ka man karta hian??
(to be continued….)
Toh yaaron kaisa lagaa is awards ki pehli nazaara??….I hope Mr Judge Aur Miss flopstar ki awards se aap bhi sehmat hain…and for the Miss/Mrs Dramaqueen category ki, nominees toh aapne dekh hii liya so tell me in the comments below who as per you should win the award…..mera vote toh jaata hain To both Dilshaad phoophie and her chand ka tukda bahu Zoya ke liye…it's a tie between them!!
Aur aapke hisaab se??? Also if you got any other ideas for awards please share them in the comments….i will try including them also in the upcoming session of this awards……till then keep laughing!!
2.yeh ladki palatke jawab deti hi nahiin kehne waale ka muh band bhi kar dete hain……
judgement: itni badtameez aur besharm is puri duniya mein koi nahiin hain…..
3.yeh ladki raat ko der se aati hain, raat ko bhi baahar jaati hain……
judgement: dusron ki usoolon ki koi khaddar nahiin hain, beparwaah hain…..
4.akele kahiin bhi nikal jaaati hain apna kaam khud karti hain……
judgement: she is foolish and likes to invite museebat for herself and other
5.isne eveteasers ko palatke jawaab de di…..
judgement: yeh ladkii tamaam ladkiyon ke liye bad example hain...seedhi saadhi choriyaan inse door hi reho
6.she herself runs aways from her nikaah and instigates others to do the same…
judgement: rishton ki, khaandanon ki izzat ki koi parwaah nahiin hain saath mein inhein zarur shaadi ki institution se hi problem hain…..she does not desrve to be anyone's biwi bahu etc...
bus bus…..main aur nahiin likh sakti…..mera hath thak rahaa hain…..miss Museebat ke bare mein jahapanah ki di huyi judgments could be released as book…..and if I am to tell each of them…phir baaki ke awards ke liye time nahiin milenge
Toh ek minute mein apne abbu ko khatil khoshit karke unhein maarne pe tule aaye aap
,,,,india ki slow judicial system zara inke haath mein saunp do…chutlki mein yeh sare judegmnets bhi kar denge aur tabhi ke tabhi saza bhi dila denge ……saath mein yeh bhi yaad rakhna aapko agar kisi ka bhi character certificate chahiye ya khud ke liye banana ho toh inhein approach kijiye……Toh hum chalte hain agle award ki taraf
2. Best 'flopstar'
yeh motarma saaazish pe saazish karti jaati hain
…..aankh dikha dikha ke bachhe bude sabko darati rehti hain …..lekin almost har baar inki plans flop ho hii jaati hainAapne sahi pehchaana yeh award jaati hain jammy ki apni "tannu' urf tanveer urf billo rani ko
Gas leak karwaake pure khaandaan ko hawaa mein udana chaahi par yeh khambakht zoya ki wajah se who flop
…..Razia ki sachhai bhari mahoul mein khulwaane ki dhamki deke use daaraana chhahi….badle mein khud beizzat ho gayii …imran ki izzat sabke saamne utarni chaahi…wahaan bhi flop …..jammy ko allergic khaana khilaake hospital mein admit karwaana chhaaahi wahaan bhi flop,,,,,,DDilshaad ke age pichhe 'khala , main yeh karoon…', khaala mujh kheer chahiye'..kehke ghumti rehi sar mein dupatta odke dabi dabi si baat karke aankhein jhuki huyi apni meethapan mein madhosh karke unki bahu banne ki chaal mein bhi flop ho gayii ….ab itne saare plans mein flop hoke koi bhi paagal ho jayenge….toh Phir yeh murderer banne ki sochii..humeira ko zahar khilaaya…phir bhi who bach gayii…zoya ko electroculate karwanna chaahi…badle mein humein mila asad zoya ka ek reassuring cute si hug …..zoya ki upar jhumar girwaana chaahi….woh bhi flop!! Hay tauba …..kya kya nahiin kiya isne….apne aap ko kaat diya, jala diya….phir bhi haay ri teri kismet!!Lekin mera favorite part hain tannu ki 'dupatta girao' plan …..jab dekho asad ke kamre mein jaake baaton baaton mein zoya ke khilaf unhein indirectly bhadkaake dupatt gira deti hain…aur asad miya kii toh aankhein khuli hoyaa ho ya bandh har waqt zoya ki hii khwaabon mein ulajhte rehte hain…unhein konse gir rehi dupattaon se koi bharak padega ….aur 'seduce asad' plan ka dusra trick hain baat baat pe chhipak jaana …kabhi jaamy humein bachaayiye….kabhi holding hands, kabhi baahon mein jaa girna……Keep on doing!! Itnii saari flops hone ke bawjood bhi inke iraade aur bhi mazboot hoti jaa rehi hain……salutes to her and so this award….lage raho!!
Agla category best drama queen ka….ab is mein competition tough hain…we have more than one nominees..the nominations are:
1. Dilshad phoophie - Apne emotionally challenged bte ko inse accha koi nahiin samjhti usse kaam karwaana yeh bakhuubi jaanti hain…..ab is mein inka bhi koi dosh nahiin hain …jo ladka apni dil kii baat premika se kehne mein itna waqt lega that too after all this prodding by mama uski nikaah ki fikr toh ammi ko lagegi hii!!!…toh she wears her emotional atyaachar hat and pretends to be ill….and get her bte and bahu to say yes to marriage!!! Dilshaad moma we love you!! "Asad agar tumhein zoya ko india se jaane nahiin roka toh phir main khud nikal rahiin hun emmigration waalon se baat karne" ……and there again she gets her way!! Inkii dramatic quirks hum darshakon ko itna pasand hain ki kya bataun!!! Yaad hain Akram jab ghar mein aaya tha and to prevent akaram and zoya seeing each other, the way she handled the situation was hilarious!!! "Bhoool jao use..akram..main toh kehti hun uska naam tak zubbban pe mat laana…..bilkul bhool jao" Dilshaad phoophie!! Aapke barabar aap khud hain!! Chaahe who Dhurandar ke saamne zoya ke saath milke humein entertain karnii ho…yaa phir jab unki bahu shhadi function mein jeans pehenke aa tapkii and everyone began making fun of her, she again handled it so dramatically and elegantly……you win our hearts every damn time!!
2. Next nominee is none other than Zoya, jo apni saans ko tough competition de rehii hain is maamle mein….jab kabhi bhi Zoya begins her shaayari, smiles light up in all our faces …and this girl makes us fall in love with her every damn time!!! Mariyam ki dupatta Mr khan ki washroom se lene ke chakkar mein pakdi gayii toh kya hua?? She has a dramatic explanation for that too…"main toh ipad lene aayi thi…and appko kya yeh mera fashion statement achha nahiin lagaa , but this is so in these days... khair aap nahiin samjhenge u know apa jaise old fashioned log"….are drama toh inkii khoon mein daudtii hain……Mr Khan ko apne saath kisi highway pe laa jaane ke liye toh kitna emotional atyaachaar indirectly kiya tha ,"najma agar kahiin mujhe us highway mein kuch ho gaya toh plz meri aapi jiju ko keh dena ki I love them so much!!" Wow!! Zoya….
But my favorite part of Zoya's adorable drama was when she began investigating phoophie's attacker!! They were the ultimate hilarious episodes!!Are inhone toh kisi anjaan security office ki employee ko chutki mein bhaijaan banaake apni dukhiyaari kahaani ro ro ke sunaake unse vital information nikalwaa lii!! Zoya u just rock!! And that does not end there…..the very next day she gets outta the car boldly (asad calling her from back to stop)…and she goes undeterred and starts her dramatic enquiry at the security guy and intimidates him loud enough that soon a crowd joins there!! Miss farrukhi ki har mood mein unki isi dramatic element makes her the most refreshing character onscreen…..we love in all her moods,,,chaahe jealous, chaahe flirting, chaahe assertive……she is the true modern drama queen!!
Although these are the main drama queens there are others worth mentioning too….
3. shireen…..inkii 'sab kismet ki luck hain is mein kya shak hain' combined with "uffo bhabhi "wins her lots of sympathy…apne bte ko aur shauhar ko emotional atyaachaar karke kaise kaam karwaana hain she is well versed in that……
4. daadi jab bahu itni achhi drama queen ho toh saans kaise piiche reh sakti hain??/….dadi's drama appears so genuine that she leaves no doubts in anyone's mind….and fortunately her tricks are seeing results after many failed initial attempts to expose razia….chaahe inki dramatic 'shireen tumhein razia ki hair cut pasand nahiin aayi…suna hain aaj kal yahii fasion hain' ya phir acting inncocent jab razia apni chaal mein kamyaab hone ki khush kabari sabko sunaane waali thii…aur inke purkhhon kiimti jewar khone ke gham mein bahhayi aansu!!
…aakhir unhone prove kar diya kii baaki saaari auratein drama queens hain toh yeh unkii daadi hain …….Well after the drama queens in the 'adorable' category we have got drama queens in the 'disgusting category jis mein nominated hain Razia bIi,Tanveer aka billo rani and Haseena bii…..is there any need for me to tell you all why and what are their dramas jinhein dekh ke humein TV phodne ka man karta hian??
(to be continued….)
Toh yaaron kaisa lagaa is awards ki pehli nazaara??….I hope Mr Judge Aur Miss flopstar ki awards se aap bhi sehmat hain…and for the Miss/Mrs Dramaqueen category ki, nominees toh aapne dekh hii liya so tell me in the comments below who as per you should win the award…..mera vote toh jaata hain To both Dilshaad phoophie and her chand ka tukda bahu Zoya ke liye…it's a tie between them!!
Aur aapke hisaab se??? Also if you got any other ideas for awards please share them in the comments….i will try including them also in the upcoming session of this awards……till then keep laughing!!
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