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ok this post is made just to make you guys IMAGINE! in this forum, as far as i can see, there's lack of IMAGINATION š... well about tannu .. i mean billi ki bachchi!š³ so ya! thought of making a post...
Imagine!
Asad has asked Zoya to stay away from tannu and blasted on her when tannu said "ZOYA WANTS TO KILL HER" .
Asad holding her hand: Tannu! i'm so sorry. i didn't realize that SOMEONE COULD go to THIS EXTENTš”
T: it's ok jamie. you know she has tried to kill me several times. you remember on the other function when i was injured? ya it was Zoya š
Asad: reallyš²
T: hmmm
Asad: anything else?š”
T: ya you know on ur sangeet, when the chandelier . how it just fell. ZOYA did that š i wanted to tell you but then didn't want you to worry š (Readers: š¤£)
Asad: anything else?
T: and you know the-
asad came close to her... slowly... and slowly... ahm ahmš³š³ and steadily... ahm ahm... tannu closed her eyes... ahm ahm... she leaned a bit towards him too and closed her eyes and
*SLAP on the left cheek*
T: ouch
opened her eyes in shock
A: ooppsss! š²š² i'm so sorry ... wanted to do something else but slapped u instead.
T: oh it's okay jamie. let's continueš³
she closed her eyes again and leaned more
*slap on the right cheek*
T: OW...OUCH! š²š²
A: what happned? o my god! i wanted to do something else. SHIT! what's wrong with me. i didn't mean to SLAP you
T: it's ok *lamely* forget about it. let's do what you WANTED to do.
A: seriously?
T: hmmm
A: okay! I promise i won't disappoint you and will do what i want to DO
and Tanveer closed her eyes
NOW ASAD MIA IN ACTION
TANVIR:
Tannu: ASAD! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING!
A: hey! i'm sorry billi. i was just-
T: WHATTT? WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?š²š²š²
A: by your real name š³
T: MEANING?
A: oh you look so like those white pussy cats... those whity whty fluffy pussy cats.
T: awwwhhh really?!š³š³š³
A: ahaan
T: don;t make me blush so much jamie āŗļø
A: okay!
Tannu stared down as she was blushing lolš³ and asad:
T: WHAT THE ?!š”
Zoya enters and BAM: 
ASAD AND ZOYA: GET OUT!
T: WHAT THE HECK/****/HELL/FRECK IS GOING ON HERE! what's SHE doing here... get out form my room ZOYA!
T: WHAT THE HECK/****/HELL/FRECK IS GOING ON HERE! what's SHE doing here... get out form my room ZOYA!
A: nope! YOU WILL get out from OUR room billi ki bachchi! btw, you don't look as horrible as a zombie with your fake eye lencse but surely those whoite fluffy pussy cats are way better than you š³ they're SO CUTE!
Zoya: ROFLED
T leaves . and while leaving asad calls her for the last time
A: BILLI! look at this
and then 
ZOYA and ASAD: byeee! we will... uhh... NOT MISS YOU š³š³š³
Zoya: I love you Mr khan!
Asad: love you too sweetheart!š³š³
-Mushfikaš³
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