Judge: "Tell me Mr. Akaash Scindhiya what fault you have to find with your wife."
Akaash: "She is in love with my brother Mr. Yash Scindhiya and wants to marry him!"
Judge:"Tsk, tsk Mr. Akaash Scindhiya! She is the daughter of an MLA. I suspect you would find difficulty in proving all your assertions."
Akaash: "Prove it? Why, everybody knows it."
Judge: "If you knew it, why did you marry her?"
Akaash: "I didn't know it before I married her."