Jiji ke jokes...funny..read it

Jiji ke jokes...isne naak mein dam kar rakha hai....😆

Jiji ne naak mein dam kar rakha hai...jaane ka naam nahi leti manhoos....😆😆..thts y i writing jokes on her..shaydd padhke bhaag jaaye...😆..

1--It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher urvashi was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers." "That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said. The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets." "That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher. The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. Urvashi touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked. "No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?"urvashi asked. "No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?" With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" 😆😆😆

2--One morning a maasa was trying to wake up Urvashi. "Wake up now! It's time to go to school." "I don't want to go to school," urvashi replied. Maasa said, "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." "Okay. One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me." "Not good enough," the maasa replied. "Fine," urvashi said. "Then you give me two good reasons why I SHOULD go to school." "One, you're 50 years old. Two, you're the principal of the school."😆😆(sach mein no one likes you here also, bhagwaan ke liye jaldi jaao is serial se..)😆😆

3--Jiji has dark complexion..one day she wore a bright yellow sari and went to brijesh and said.''dont mind brijesh ji, how do i look?'' seeing her brijesh smiled and replied,''dont mind urvashiji, looks like thers a fire in charcoal factory''.😆😆..kya baat hai briju...👏

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ThanXx for the great laugh but No Worries Jiji Will prolly be gone soon

welcome back with bang raj. love your jokes. I loved puppy one and standing alone one . 😆 😆 raj way to go. made me cry again on my anniversary.

hey check out the beautiful link mamis posted for me in the forum..

looks like that witch is going to stay longer.

im jus chkking now...thanks raksha.. 😊

That was absolutely hilaroius 👏 . I loved them all. The jokes were perfect for her 👏 .I loved the last one where she is the only stupid standing there 😆 😆 . Superb 👏 Wow, the whole world hates her 😡 . She wudn't be able to carry on with this much hatred.She will be gone soon!!!!!!!!!! 😃

😆 Hahahahahahahaha hilarious jokes Raj ji it was nice reading them

those were great jokes especially the last one. thank raj. don't mind jiji, but I hope you leave pretty soon.
Cannot stand her anymore.

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that was great. i luv the first one!

OMG Raj..love the last one 😆 😆 😆 the kid innocently says..don't want to see you standing all by yourself 😆 😆

😆 omG dese r hillarious! 👏 👏