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😃Hi Guys... I'm going on vacation for 3 weeks, so you will not see my Silly Stories. But I will post my next one as soon as I get back, on the 12th of January.😊 Try not to miss me too much!🤗
One day at Singh House....
Bhabo: Brijesh I was thinking, isn't it abt time that Nahar got married?
Brijesh: Are you sure? Marriage isn't a cakewalk.
Bhabo: Why do you say that Brijesh?
Brijesh: Don't ask Bhabo, I don't want to talk abt it.
Nahar: What are you guys talking abt?
Bhabo: Brijesh has settled down, now I want you married too.
Nahar: I thought you wud never ask!!!
Brijesh: Calm down Nahar. Marrige isn't as rosy as you think.
Nahar: But Tara bhabhisa is the best!
Brijesh: Ya, right... but I have special plans for selecting a bride for you. I want to conduct a swayamvar where we will have eligible girls from all over India. I don't want you to make the same mistake I did. I want you to have the perfect bride.
Bhabo: But Brijesh, aren't Swayamvars done the other way around where a girl selects her groom from eligible bachelors?
Nahar: No Bhabo, its ok... why do you have to spoil everything? Bhaisa your plan is perfect! So when's the day?
Swayamvar day...
Nahar is all dressed up and looking very handsome... all the girls walk in one by one and stand in their places. Then each girl take turns and walk over to Nahar and introduce themselves. The first girl walks up to him..
Ananya: Hello, I'm Ananya Sachdev. I'm a survivor, I can survive anything. A couple of weeks ago I fell off a cliff, but I'm fine except for a few scars and bruises. But they aren't too bad.
Nahar: Hi Ananya. I'll get in touch with you soon. (then Nahar thinking : ya soon as in NEVER... I don't want bruised wives)
Bani: Hi Nahar. My name is Bani Dixit... I'm very good at solving mysteries!
Nahar: Hi Bani, I'll call you (Nahar thinking: I want a wife, not a detective!)
Vidya: Namaste Naharji, I'm Vidya. I don't talk that much, but I'm a good listener.
Nahar: Oh... I see, well I'll call you. (Nahar thinking: Ya I'll call you, just like I'm planning to call the other two. Ha, what a joke!)
Laxmi: Hi there, I'm Laxmi! I will marry you on one condition. I will take all the decisions in the house. I'm tired of men thinking that they are the rulers of the world. Sorry no offense.
Nahar: OK... uhh, hmm, good to see you, we'll talk soon. (Nahar thinking: What an attitude!)
Vedika: I'm Vedika, I have no other way to introduce myself. I'm perfect!
Nahar: Yup... sure you are! I'll get in touch with you! (Nahar thinking: I don't want a perfect wife. My whole life she'll be picking on my flaws.)
Sneha: I'm Sneha. I'm a strong believer in womens' rights. That is my life's goal.
Nahar: Good for you! (Nahar thinking: She needs to join politics not get married!)
Niharika: Hiya! I'm Niharika. I'm an all-rounder, I cook well, People tell me that I'm an eye-catcher, and I'll dress according to your likes. Well all in all, I am the girl you've been looking for all your life.
Nahar: You are beautiful Niharika. Hmm, maybe you are the girl I've been looking for.
Suddenly another girl rushes in...
Saloni: Am I late? Sorry, I was helping some kids cross the road. Then I saw a temple and I just had to go in and pray. Then when I was walking to your house I saw 2 guys fighting so I interfered and asked them what the problem was. They were having financial problems in business so I gave them some advice which was helpful for them. Then when I was taking the auto here, I saw a girl screaming from a speeding car. She was being kidnapped so I jumped out of the running auto, in front of the speeding car. The car stopped and when the goons came out I stared at them until they left. Then I dropped the girl home and finally got here. I hope you aren't too angry.
Niharika: Hmmph! What a goody-two-shoes!
Nahar: Bhaisa, I've found her!!! She's the one!! Oh, what's your name?
Saloni: Silly me, I forgot to tell you my name. I'm Saloni.
Nahar: Saloni, will you marry me?
Saloni: Nope
Nahar: What??
Saloni: I was kidding! Ha ha ha!!
Nahar: Whew, you scared me there for a sec! Oh I love you!
So Nahar and Saloni got married and lived happily ever after... of course with a few challenges!
THE END
Enjoy! Waiting to read your wonderful comments!!
