my craziest dream ever
[ pehele padho , phir pata chalega kya hai ye, so its the story of my marriage , jo abhi tak hui nahi hai, shocked mat ho..its ..something, i won't tell u, so read]
I was there in a marriage party,
so there was a heavy crowd and i hate it, i am feeling like aliens in that party , its like i am from mars , and all are looking at me. not actually , but i felt or imagine that they are looking at me[ see how crzy i am]. so after that someone came to me and told," dulhan bhag gayi". i told them , woh , thats intresting. she said - really
then go and sit in the mandap.
me- the hell are you talking.
she- no not the hell, he is dads friends son. now you have to marry him.
me- what the hell, ye shadi hai, kaun se puaran mai likha hai ki agr dulhan bhag jaye toh kisi ko bhi pakad kar mandap mai daal do.
she- i don't know.
me- so waht are you doing here.
she- tumhe lene aayi hoon.
me- wah wahj, shadi mai dulhan bhag gayi toh, yaha se guest mai se ladki free..
then my super mom comes to me.
mom- beta please maan ja
me- no mom, you know i am only 17. and you wanted me to marry him.
mom- beta unki kitni badnami hogi.
me- wo toh ho chuki hai, aur kaun sa izzat bacha hai.
mom- lory , its enough. tum shadi kar rahi ho..
then the grooms mom came to me.
she- beta itni bhi kya naraz ho. kitni sweet toh ho tum.
me- oh really, peheli wali ko yahi kaha tha kya jo bhag gayi.
she- tum bhi bhag jaogi kya??
me- nahi,
she- thank god..
me- no thanks devil, mai bhag gayi dekho..
saying this i started running out of the party area..
but i found myself in a dark room, locked from outside.[ don't ask me ki ye kab hua, its in dream na]
i was banging the door from inside. a male voice i heard from outside.
man- tum bhag ke nahi jaa sakti.
me- mujhe jana bhi nahi..
me - in my mind- no iss aadmi ka kya bharosa , agar kuch kar liya toh..
me- ok , pls let me go, meri shadi hai..
i don't no ujske brain mai kya chemical change hua..
he asked me- accha beta abhi kholta hoon, aur ho sake toh kanya daan bhi mai hi karunga.
me- the hell he is talking.
and he let me go.
then i found myself in a road.
then i saw sid and ritu. { ye bhi dream mai hai.]
they were walking walking , and sid turned to me and gave me a hard glare.
i told him- hey sid, maine tumhara guitar nahi toda.
he didn't listened me and left with ritu.
then i again found myself in the party area. the groom ws sitting there. his face wasn't visible to me. i was there peeping inside to see his face. but the guest around him was like , he was any film star..
my masi was presenting some gifts to the guests.
i went to her.
me- masi , what is all this?
masi- its your shadi my doll, so gift de rahe hain.
me- what? par hum kyun?
ye muft ke gifts lenge and phir baad mai chillam chlli kar ke jayenge..
masi- yess beta , baratiyon ka toh yahi kaam hai..
and she left..
i left the place and now i was in catering department.
i was looking for panipuri.
i found my stall. but god knows , from where there was 1000 flies came and moving around the area.
the whole place was now occupied by flies. i dropped my panipuri. and i found my bro{ my real one] and his friend was there.
my bro and his friend comes to me.
bro- lory, don't worry. ye flies baratiyoon ka aisa swaagat kerenge ki unk khandan mai koi aur kabhi shadi ke liye nahi jayega.
me- oh thanks bro.. but what are you doing here..
he said- wo kya hai na, mai uss ladke ko bachane aaya hoon, jo tumse sahdi karne wala hai.
[ now tell me meri kya galati hai]
then i found my grandpaa was busy in spraying mosquito spary.
me - oh ye dadu, inhe waise bhi kuch yaad nahi rahata , ab spray kahan se mil gaya.
then i found my slef so close to sid.
i looked in his eyes.
his eyes have questions .
he looked into my deep eyes. then i asked him.
" what happens,? baat nahi karoge.
he gave me a look..
i hold his hand.
me- pls, don't go.
he turned and looked at me.
me- plss, do you?
he- pls , don't say that{ don't ask me ki hum kis bare mai baat kar rahe the, wo dreams mai maine analysis nahi kiya na ]
i hold his hand and everything seems fading.
after that i found myself , infront of my dad, he was giving us hard glares .
dad- beta bhadna tha toh kisi insaan ke saath bhagna, but tum toh is machine ke saath bhag gayi.
me- dad , don't call him this, he is shree. { yeah, ab wo shree, ban gaya]
dad- dekho tumhari wajah se kitna accha ladka chut gaya..
me- wo hai kaun dad??
dad- khud hi dekh lo, phere le raha hai,
me- finally koi toh mili, ab dekhte hain ye hai kaun.
when my eyes fell on him,
i fainted in shree's arms.
then i found myself on my bed. but this time sam was sitting beside me.
sam- kya hua??
me- sam, tum kahan se aayae??
sam- jahan se sab aate hain..
me- oh..ok
then something got in my mind.
me- dad, dad
dad comes there.
dad- ab kya hua??
me- why? aapke friend mai itne bhi dimaag nahi ki wo , shadi ke card mai surname dale.
dad- no ,
me - thats funny!
me- dad why don't you told me that the boy is noneother than, shaleen malhotra..
[yeah its him]
and is the girl was mrunal.
dad- yes , lory.
me- where is shree.
dad- he is in another room, like you .in the same condition.
me- why?
dad- you have any idea, wo liaz se kitna pyar karta hai? aur jab usne shaleen ko liza ke saath dekha, toh faint ho gya.
me- but dad aisa kuch nahi kaha tha sid ne.
dad- wo sid hai hi kahan, wo toh shree hai..
me - ok let me sleep.
its 8 . am morning.
i woke up after this crazy dream.
mom- hey, utho, there is some prob with mr. mishras sons marriage.
me- so waht?
mom- ladki bhag gayi..
me- thats funny..
mom- tum khud kyun nahi baith jati mandap mai...
and this time mai bed se gir gayi..
so finished my dream.
its just a crazy dream of mine. and a little funny.
so jise padhna hai padho , and nahi toh chodo.
mujhe kya?? aur waise bhi hasne se paise thodi lagte.. ha ha ha ha ,
just kidding..
my badluck. sm se shadi ka mauka bhi gaya.
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
