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Aayu: Hey Papa..pssstt..(wink wink)...here...(wink)...hurry!!
The nurse (giggling): Your son is winking at me.
Aayu: Shheesh! Papa, shoo her away will ya?
Yash: (whispering) What's it Aayu? Why are you winking at her? Come to think of it...where in the name of God did you learn to do that... and when?
Aayu: (whispering back ) Tee...hee... (wink) I'll tell you. Take me out first. It's private...
Yash: Private? Oho...OK. (Looking at everyone) I am going to take Aayu out for a moment.
In the corridor.
Yash: Right...now what do you have to say to all your naughtiness? You sure are a fast learner son. First you act drunk...and then you wink...How did you learn...
Aayu: (blushing) She taught me.
Yash: She? Who...she? What?...(eyes rounded) AAYU!!
Aayu: Shssh! You want everyone to know or what? (batting his eyelids) I am talking about the girl in the next incubator...She was pretty. She taught me how to wink and told me to practice.
Yash: My God Aayu! We leave you alone for a few minutes and you manage to befriend a girl, learn to wink, behave drunkenly, and get kidnapped also. No...no...this will not do son. What'll mumma say?
Aayu: Err...papa...Mumma won't know. I promise I'll behave. Please do one thing for me.
Yash: (Sighing) What do you want?
Aayu: Please get her number for me...and save it in your phone.
Yash: What? You want to call her?
Aayu: Not now papa...after a few years...when I learn some more girl-wooing tricks from you.
Yash: As if you learnt all this from me...What will her parents say if they come to know I am doing this for you?
Aayu: C'mon papa (wink). You can do this. You are my Superman buddy, aren't ya? Go...Papa (wink)...go!!!
Ganesh Kartikeya
