50 things ABOUT INDIAN DRAMAS LOL - Page 2

Originally posted by: reesha

👏 tht has got to be the funniest thing ive read for a while!! im in stitches after all the laughing!!

hahhahahhahaha yah man😆

😆 omg! this is 2 funny! i totally agree with ur list!!! 😆

here is why indian shows and movies are like that

1. One man can kick the butts of 6 gangsters. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts owned, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 911, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Because the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye. (becouse producers forget where he was suppose to be hit and black eye and hair out of place is not very good for the "hero" )

2. You'll get pregnant the first time you *ahem* sleep together. (what ever they did to get that they should tell the ivf clinics, so they can treat childless couples with what ever it is)😆

3. You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead. (Yup maybe thats what childless couples do instead of spending big at fertility clinic)😆

4. Heck- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands. (well i believed it once)

5. An unmarried girl will get preganant even thinking about boys! (yeah no need to teach girls sex education at schools just show them indian serials)😳

6. Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles. (becouse there are not many tall guys but have tall girls)😊

7. Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders. (yup they are so use to doing yoga so a little twist is not harming)😕

8. There is always a time where two (or more even) people are looking for each other in a small area of the same mall and they keep roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see each other. (becouse if they find each other in first shot what else will they do for the next 1 hr)😆

9. If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. It could not be truer; they're like a deer in headlights. (that act has a name for it, in westren world they call it stupidity, in india they call it something like" uski jaan bachate bachate khud dunia sey uth gai" yup females as indian serials only show thease things heppns to females)😭

10. Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are. (hosp gave the producers money to film there as they get "free" publicity)👏

11. People meet at restaurants but never order anything. If food is already present, it is NEVER eaten and the bill is never paid, you just get up and leave. (save producers lot of money in prop foods)😃

12. Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on. (dont you know if there is earth quack or fire they will need to rescue and those rescue ppl wont save them if they sleep in pajamas and bad hair and no makeup)😆

13. If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too. (yeah why is that??? i still cant figure it out)😳

14. Nobody ever dies a natural death. No body is ever recovered! (yup no one dies of old age either they either die young or live fr ever EG:BAA, if they recover the body how will they bring the person back once they run out of same old story idea in every serials) 😕

15. If a body is recovered it is burnt beyond recognition. (yeah how can body burn if the person die of drowning)😕

16. If a person is considered dead, they most definitely return, with not only their face changed, but also their height, weight, …EVERYTHING. (yup producers never keep the data of the person who was changed)👏

17. If you have one miscarriage, you can never conceive again. (yeah they like to tell females to be care full dont loose the baby)🤢

18. If a couple can't have kids it is always because the woman can't conceive and never the man! (yup indian men they have no probloms they are perfect)👏

19. Adoption is never an option! (so they adopt husband's bastred from his affair)😭

20. Surrogate mother's have to be married to the husband, and it is the wife, that insists on the marriage. (in india dont use injections so other mother have to become pregnent old way and in india no man sleeps with any women who is not wearing his sindoor or mangalsutra)😃

21. The surrogate mother is usually a close family member. (yup sure is most likely wife's sister)😆

22. Surrogate mothers never leave after birth of baby, they eventually take over the house, the husband and the wife is kicked out of the house. (becouse they have the son the heir to the crors)😆

23. There is no code of ethics for doctors, lawyers and the police, they will lie for even a little amount of money. (do you know how less the docs and the lawyers and the cops get paid how else they keep their wifes in those heave banarsi saris and diamonds big cars LOL)

24. DNA reports are always switched and never correct (they have to drag the story line long long time)🤢

25. The villain or vamp has super hearing, and can hear other's conversations, through walls, across a hall full of ppl at a busy party, from a different table in a restaurant, heck they can even listen to other ppl when the other person is not even talking but thinking! (yup super villains)🤢

26. Whenever someone is being🤢 chased by gangsters, they will run from a busy street into a place that is completely abandoned and empty. (thats place producers have for those type of shots, busy streets ppl will just stares)😊

27. Women are always dressed like they are going to a party, but when it is time for them to leave the house they are always told to get ready! "jao tyaar ho jao" (yup and they dress like they should be home)

28. ALL the men at some point have an affair. (yeah women are not suppose to have affairs)😳

29. Everytime something big is reaveled, the camera must flash on each and every characters face, atleast 3 times...heck the camera will flash on faces even when someone just enters a room. (how else they going to waste 20mins of the show??)😆

30. If you are poor, you are an angel (yeah, not only that you are perfect in studys too)😊

31. If you are rich, you are a brat (not only that you are bad student who only go to uni to chase girls)😆

32. Every family has a female character who wants to ruin the family and take over everything. (yeah need to do something to get the attention )😕

33. These female characters also have their own special evil background music for everytime they make an entry or say something. (otherwise ppl might think they are turning nice)🤢

34. When something totally unexpected happens, like someone dies or actually confess their love it is always a dream! (if they do it in real life it would be embarasing)😆

35. And if it not a dream when the confess their love but acutal reality, the couple are in a bad situation, like the girl is about to get married. (yeah one way to make this other idiot guilty)😳

36. Just as someone is about to get caught red handed, the person about to catch them moves slower and slower, giving them enough time to flee. (if they caught them then story have no place to go)😳

37. At this time, the background music also gets louder and louder, causing the viewers to actually put the TV on mute, cuz the music just gets annoying. (they dont want us to hear how out of shape the actors are and they are out of breath)😳

38. When it comes to some important phone call or some important documents, it always the villian who answers or get the documents. (sure they suppose to get everything first)😛

39. No matter how many times a person has been cheated, they never learn and always sign the papers without reading them first. Even when warned by the villian themselves. (ppl are thick headed)😳

40. All cars break down at night time, on a lonely street. (day time they cant shoot the breakd/n of the car as streets are very busy and they will stop and watch the shooting)😡

41. If the hero or heroine get some strong proof again the villian are are about to expose them, they first go and tell the villian about it, giving them a chance to run or destroy the proof. (as before if they exposed where will the storyline go?)😆

42. The villian will keep talking and talking and blaming the hero or heroine and everyone will be quiet and listen. (thats the only time they can talk, and ppl listen)😆

43. The hero or heroine will keep repeating "meri baat suno" wasting their time instead of actually saying what they have to. (if they just say it then there is no plots left)👏

44. When they do finally come down to saying what they have to, no one will be listening. (they not suppose to)

45. You always fall in love with someone you shouldn't (they think its fun this way)😆

46. But here is no point in falling in love cuz you end marrying some one else (anything to make life intresting)😃

47. When you finally fall in love with your husband, your first love comes back into your life...to create problems of course. (if that dont heppens there is no story)🤢

48. Trust NO ONE!...even your own sister is after your husband! (exactly)😕

49. Love NO ONE!...even your own husband is having an affair with your sister! (whats new)😕

50. Hate EVERYONE! cuz they all hate yo🤢u (if they don't now, they will at some point)! (yeah )😭

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