1. One man can kick the butts of 6 gangsters. Especially when they all stand in a circle and attack the guy one by one. Then when each of them get their butts owned, they wise up and attack the guy at the same time. Then the guy will get pulverized and bleed out onto the dusty concrete floor of the empty warehouse they've found to fight in. There will be a fire in a trashcan somewhere. And the girl will have watched this the entire time, screaming in horror. Instead of calling 911, she'll just watch and cry. But it's okay. Because the next day the guy will be fine with a few random bandages and a few face scars. But never a black eye.
2. You'll get pregnant the first time you *ahem* sleep together.
3. You'll get pregnant if he kisses you on the forehead.
4. Heck- you'll get pregnant if you hold hands.
5. An unmarried girl will get preganant even thinking about boys!
6. Guys always look like they're 6 feet tall, even if they're only 5'10. Thank you camera angles.
7. Girls will always storm off because they're mad and the guy will stoically grab them by the arm and swing them back- and by magic, not dislocate their shoulders.
8. There is always a time where two (or more even) people are looking for each other in a small area of the same mall and they keep roaming around in circles and pass each other about six times, but miraculously never see each other.
9. If you're saving someone from being hit from a car, you'll push them out of the way and wait for the car to hit you instead. It could not be truer; they're like a deer in headlights.
10. Everyone always goes to the same hospital no matter where they are.
11. People meet at restaurants but never order anything. If food is already present, it is NEVER eaten and the bill is never paid, you just get up and leave.
12. Women sleep and wake up with a full set of makeup on.
13. If you have a best guy friend, he is in love with you. And secretly you are too.
14. Nobody ever dies a natural death. No body is ever recovered!
15. If a body is recovered it is burnt beyond recognition.
16. If a person is considered dead, they most definitely return, with not only their face changed, but also their height, weight, …EVERYTHING.
17. If you have one miscarriage, you can never conceive again.
18. If a couple can't have kids it is always because the woman can't conceive and never the man!
19. Adoption is never an option!
20. Surrogate mother's have to be married to the husband, and it is the wife, that insists on the marriage.
21. The surrogate mother is usually a close family member.
22. Surrogate mothers never leave after birth of baby, they eventually take over the house, the husband and the wife is kicked out of the house.
23. There is no code of ethics for doctors, lawyers and the police, they will lie for even a little amount of money.
24. DNA reports are always switched and never correct
25. The villain or vamp has super hearing, and can hear other's conversations, through walls, across a hall full of ppl at a busy party, from a different table in a restaurant, heck they can even listen to other ppl when the other person is not even talking but thinking!
26. Whenever someone is being chased by gangsters, they will run from a busy street into a place that is completely abandoned and empty.
27. Women are always dressed like they are going to a party, but when it is time for them to leave the house they are always told to get ready! "jao tyaar ho jao"
28. ALL the men at some point have an affair.
29. Everytime something big is reaveled, the camera must flash on each and every characters face, atleast 3 times...heck the camera will flash on faces even when someone just enters a room.
30. If you are poor, you are an angel
31. If you are rich, you are a brat
32. Every family has a female character who wants to ruin the family and take over everything.
33. These female characters also have their own special evil background music for everytime they make an entry or say something.
34. When something totally unexpected happens, like someone dies or actually confess their love it is always a dream!
35. And if it not a dream when the confess their love but acutal reality, the couple are in a bad situation, like the girl is about to get married.
36. Just as someone is about to get caught red handed, the person about to catch them moves slower and slower, giving them enough time to flee.
37. At this time, the background music also gets louder and louder, causing the viewers to actually put the TV on mute, cuz the music just gets annoying.
38. When it comes to some important phone call or some important documents, it always the villian who answers or get the documents.
39. No matter how many times a person has been cheated, they never learn and always sign the papers without reading them first. Even when warned by the villian themselves.
40. All cars break down at night time, on a lonely street.
41. If the hero or heroine get some strong proof again the villian are are about to expose them, they first go and tell the villian about it, giving them a chance to run or destroy the proof.
42. The villian will keep talking and talking and blaming the hero or heroine and everyone will be quiet and listen.
43. The hero or heroine will keep repeating "meri baat suno" wasting their time instead of actually saying what they have to.
44. When they do finally come down to saying what they have to, no one will be listening.
45. You always fall in love with someone you shouldn't
46. But here is no point in falling in love cuz you end marrying some one else
47. When you finally fall in love with your husband, your first love comes back into your life...to create problems of course.
48. Trust NO ONE!...even your own sister is after your husband!
49. Love NO ONE!...even your own husband is having an affair with your sister!
50. Hate EVERYONE! cuz they all hate you (if they don't now, they will at some point)!
Arjun
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