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Arre main toh kehti hun Humaira ne zahar khaayi hi nahiin'.
Zoya''mujhe nahiin pata QH team ne aage kya socha hain'.lekin jis Zoya se unhone humein waakif karaya hain ek baat mein beshak keh sakti hun
"suno suno suno
Aisa ho hi nahiin sakta ki zoya ki wajah se koi aur musebat mein padein"
Na re na'.kahiin aap logon ko aisa toh nahiin lag raha hain ki main toh shireen ki tarah samajhdaar ho gayii hun
aur Zoya se meri lagaav/mohabbat ki wajah se meri koi screw dila ho gya hain 
aur yeh sab main is liye keh rehi hun kyonki jaisi Badi Bi "Dilshaad ko chaahti thi, chaahti hain" as per Shireen's samajhdaari''..Bhai ek baat toh maanni padegi kaala jadoo toh wakayi mein toh koi kar nahiin raha par bina kiye hi iske asar humari "kismet ki luck pe koi shak nahiin karne waali" bechaari Shireen pe pad rehi hain'. ''khair koi nahiin''din bhar Razia kea age pichhe "ooffo meri bholi Bhabhi" :(<3): :(<3): kehke dolti rahogi toh sangat ka asar toh padna hi hain'.
Achha ab jo kehne aayi thi who toh kaha hi nahiin humne..idhar udhar ki baton mein lag gyii
AAp logon ko Zoya ke maamle me koi shak hain toh khud be khud uski track record check kar sakte hain 'Haan jaisa ki Mr Jahapananh six packs kehte hain Ms. Farrukhi Ms. Museebat hi hain..par who dusron ke liye museebat na kabhi banii na banegi balki dusron ki museebat apni bemisaal toolbox se tik karte karate khud museebat mein pad jaati hain
Chaahe who najma ko tang karne waale gundon ko karate kick maarke seedhe lock up mein land karna ho
Yaa phir ek dum anjaan koi bhi ladki jaisi ki humari mariyam ko maut aur maut se bhi battar ek zindagi jiske liye uska bhala chaahne waale pyaare shyaare uske papa(haan wahi humare Mr Khan jise dekh ke bachpan mein dar ke mare shu shu karte the '.his beloved Mamujaan) jabardasti kar rehe the use bachake bhagaake uski zindagi sawaarne ke chakkar mein khud shamshaan tak pahunchii gayii thi
Yaa phir wahi Dilshaad pe goli jisne challayi us hatte katte ex military waala humaari "kala jaadoo ki nani" razia bii ki honhaar sewak raghu singh ko apne khaufnaak irade mein haraake , maaarke , bhagaake , duundke nikaalke Mr Khan ke saamne haazir karne ke beech toh bechaari ko kya kuch sahna sunna padaa yeh hum mein se kaun bhul sakta hain
Yaa phir seedhi saadhi masoom sarv gun sampann aadarsh biwi-bahu khitab ke hakdaar Tanveeer jab pure Khan khaandaan ko rakh karna chaah rehi thhi toh anjaane mein hi sahii use gira ke uske apir mein mauch karwaake gas leak hone se rokdi'aur tab bhi museebat inke upar hi aa padi
Haan haan who sab thik hain'..par ab jo hua hain us mein galti se hi sahii Zoya ki wajah se Humeira ki jaan tak khatre mein aa gayi'itni paak Dilshaad ko kitni beizzati aur baddua milii(waise hasein nahiin toh kya karein'.agar dil mein itni zahar leke chalne waaale Razia jaison ki baddua bhi logon lagne lagti toh Allah Miya ab tak toh khayaamat hi aa jaati' .so don't worry guys)
Ek baat clear kar dun aapse'Wednesday ki episode dekhke mujhe lagaa ki zoya yeh aap kya karne jaa rehi hain'aap jo itni samajhdaar hain aur Mr Khan ko itne ache se jaanti hain..aap unhein us ghar mein lane ke liye unki marzi ke khilaaf kaise majboor kar sakti hain'..aapko Raber ki khushi ke aage Mr Khan ka dard nahiin dikhegi ..lekim madam ne toh agale hi din mein mera dil jeet liya'..yes she wanted the two brothers to be with each other , feel each other's presence on one of the most important (and eventful as it is turns out) without hurting "Zoya ke inke's "feelings..and widout breaking the promise she made to her (beloved) alleged bestfriend ( as declared by Mr Jahapanh'aur jo jahapanh ne keh dii so keh dii aur humne maan bhi lii) Raabert!!!Wah!!Zoya main toh ek baar phir se tumhaari fan ban gayii!!
I know it is a blind prediction'.aur yeh idea mujhe khud nahiin milii thi..only when I found Sangeeta Joshi's artcle did it click me ( so thanks to her)'.
Mujhe yahhi lagta hain yaaron ki box kaise bhi badal gayi hain'kitni baar humarii naughty Khaan sisters woh taali leke ghum whum rehe the '..and Razia ki laadlii ki jaan jo unki chaamnchii Tanveer khatre mein daalna chaah rehi thi who Humeira aur Zoya pe Allah ki rehem ki wajah se hadbadii mein gir gayii'..Aur Humeira ko pehle bhi toh aise behosh hote huye dekha hain ''some mysterious beemari jiska pardafaash aaj tak kisi ne naa kii hain'.lagta hain uske liye bhi Miss farrukhi ko lady Sherlock holmes banna padega!! Jo bhi hain, all this would turn out to be nothing'.and seeing from the photographs of sagai, Mr Ayaan Rashid Ahmed Khan
will come to Zoya's rescue..and when Humeira will be officially declared poison-free and kaala-jadoo free we might get to hear some apologies or something vaguely similar to that becoz of the intervention of men-at-work in siddiqui mansion '..be it Mr Siddiqui himself, Mr Rashid who might say something for Dilshaad and Zoya(both of whose intentions's purity he is well aware) and Mr Ayaan(jo apni mona darling ka saath zarur nibhayega)
Well'this prediction may turn out wrong'.Haay allah phir toh meri naak kat jaayegi'.main aap logon ke samne muh kaise dikhaungi..waise achha hain muh dikhaane ki zarurat hi nahii padti..warna mujhe bhi Zoya ki tarah agli baar se burkha pehenke hi forum mein khusna padta
Lekin main itni shiddat se yeh is liye kehti hunk kyonki'jinki dil mein bas mohabbat aur khushi bharii ho, jinke iraade ibaadat jitni paak ho, aise log (Dilshhad aur zoya) ko bhale kya kuch duniya waalon se sunna ya phir bedardi balma se sehna padein who apne hote huye dusron pe koi aanch naa ane denge(ref:track record of both Dilshaad and Zoya) aur jaane anjaane mein unki kiya dhare se dusron ki kismet bas banegi..bigdegi nahin'.aur der se hi sahii'sachhai toh sab ke saamne aa hi jaayegi..InshaAllah!!Aisa hi ho!!
Ab sabse zyadah agar mujhe kisi ke liye bura lag raha hain..ya koi sympathy deserve karta hain toh who hain Tanveeer ka hone wala bachha
''aisi Maaa toh sachhi mein naseeb waalon ko hi milti hain'dekha jayein toh Tanveer Razia se bhi badi villain hain aur Khuda ne karein Tanveer Razia ki jitni umar tak Khaan khaandaan ke aaspaas madraati rahi toh phir pata nahiin kya kya kar daalegi'..are Razia ne toh Tanveer ki hi umar mein sirf ek khoon kiya (main yeh nahiin keh rahi hun ki tanveer ki umar mein kam se kam ek khoon karna jaayaz hain ) who bhi uski sautan ko'yaaani dushman ko'lekin Tanveer toh aise khaandaan ko raakh karna chaaha jo Tanveer se behad mohabbat karti hain'chand rupaiyyon ke liye'.aur aaaj ek masoom si ladki (humeira) ki jaan lene ki koshish ki jise in sabse koi naata nahiin..aur ek equally massoom aur 'zindadil' ladki(Zoya) ko phassake ek aur equally masoom aur paak Dilshaad phoophipe pe saari ilzaam dalwaa dii''Haay Allah!! Konsi nark mein jaane ke liye apni reservation karaa rahi ho Tannu aap? AAp toh apne matlab ke liye apni Razia BIi se bhi zyadah baukhla gayi ho'..unse bhi zyadah kamiini ho gayii ho'Humein lagta thaa Razia se zyadah toh koi gir hi nahiin sakti'lekin aap toh kachhi umar mein hi baazi palat di'..
So I am waiting for chupchaap Razia ke ungaliyon mein naachne waale men at siddiqui mansion to come to bechaari Zoya's rescue 'and our beloved Asad to paani pherna on all the well played engagement drama of "sweetie and her cuuute babie" '.and then cry like a girl in his room '..and as real men would do apni pyaaar ko har haal mein haasil karna''well real men need not do that in an airport amidst tight security'leki chalta hain!!!
NB: mera bas chalein naa toh main yeh serial ki kahaani leak karaane waaalon ko baan hi kar doon'..bekaar mein aage ki kahaani sunake ke humari jaan nikaal dete hain..phir jab actual mein kahaani mein comedy chal rehi hoti hain hum aane wale tragedy sochke rone lagte hain
aur tragedy dekhke aane wali "dukh bahare din bite re bhaiyya ab such aayo re" gaana yaad karke muskuraa dete hain..
ufff!!!!
AAp is naacheez kaneez ki post itni gaur se pade ''shukriya!!shukriya!!
Zoya''mujhe nahiin pata QH team ne aage kya socha hain'.lekin jis Zoya se unhone humein waakif karaya hain ek baat mein beshak keh sakti hun
"suno suno suno
Aisa ho hi nahiin sakta ki zoya ki wajah se koi aur musebat mein padein"
Na re na'.kahiin aap logon ko aisa toh nahiin lag raha hain ki main toh shireen ki tarah samajhdaar ho gayii hun
aur Zoya se meri lagaav/mohabbat ki wajah se meri koi screw dila ho gya hain aur yeh sab main is liye keh rehi hun kyonki jaisi Badi Bi "Dilshaad ko chaahti thi, chaahti hain" as per Shireen's samajhdaari''..Bhai ek baat toh maanni padegi kaala jadoo toh wakayi mein toh koi kar nahiin raha par bina kiye hi iske asar humari "kismet ki luck pe koi shak nahiin karne waali" bechaari Shireen pe pad rehi hain'. ''khair koi nahiin''din bhar Razia kea age pichhe "ooffo meri bholi Bhabhi" :(<3): :(<3): kehke dolti rahogi toh sangat ka asar toh padna hi hain'.Achha ab jo kehne aayi thi who toh kaha hi nahiin humne..idhar udhar ki baton mein lag gyii
AAp logon ko Zoya ke maamle me koi shak hain toh khud be khud uski track record check kar sakte hain 'Haan jaisa ki Mr Jahapananh six packs kehte hain Ms. Farrukhi Ms. Museebat hi hain..par who dusron ke liye museebat na kabhi banii na banegi balki dusron ki museebat apni bemisaal toolbox se tik karte karate khud museebat mein pad jaati hain
Chaahe who najma ko tang karne waale gundon ko karate kick maarke seedhe lock up mein land karna ho
Yaa phir ek dum anjaan koi bhi ladki jaisi ki humari mariyam ko maut aur maut se bhi battar ek zindagi jiske liye uska bhala chaahne waale pyaare shyaare uske papa(haan wahi humare Mr Khan jise dekh ke bachpan mein dar ke mare shu shu karte the '.his beloved Mamujaan) jabardasti kar rehe the use bachake bhagaake uski zindagi sawaarne ke chakkar mein khud shamshaan tak pahunchii gayii thi
Yaa phir wahi Dilshaad pe goli jisne challayi us hatte katte ex military waala humaari "kala jaadoo ki nani" razia bii ki honhaar sewak raghu singh ko apne khaufnaak irade mein haraake , maaarke , bhagaake , duundke nikaalke Mr Khan ke saamne haazir karne ke beech toh bechaari ko kya kuch sahna sunna padaa yeh hum mein se kaun bhul sakta hain
Yaa phir seedhi saadhi masoom sarv gun sampann aadarsh biwi-bahu khitab ke hakdaar Tanveeer jab pure Khan khaandaan ko rakh karna chaah rehi thhi toh anjaane mein hi sahii use gira ke uske apir mein mauch karwaake gas leak hone se rokdi'aur tab bhi museebat inke upar hi aa padi
Haan haan who sab thik hain'..par ab jo hua hain us mein galti se hi sahii Zoya ki wajah se Humeira ki jaan tak khatre mein aa gayi'itni paak Dilshaad ko kitni beizzati aur baddua milii(waise hasein nahiin toh kya karein'.agar dil mein itni zahar leke chalne waaale Razia jaison ki baddua bhi logon lagne lagti toh Allah Miya ab tak toh khayaamat hi aa jaati' .so don't worry guys)
Ek baat clear kar dun aapse'Wednesday ki episode dekhke mujhe lagaa ki zoya yeh aap kya karne jaa rehi hain'aap jo itni samajhdaar hain aur Mr Khan ko itne ache se jaanti hain..aap unhein us ghar mein lane ke liye unki marzi ke khilaaf kaise majboor kar sakti hain'..aapko Raber ki khushi ke aage Mr Khan ka dard nahiin dikhegi ..lekim madam ne toh agale hi din mein mera dil jeet liya'..yes she wanted the two brothers to be with each other , feel each other's presence on one of the most important (and eventful as it is turns out) without hurting "Zoya ke inke's "feelings..and widout breaking the promise she made to her (beloved) alleged bestfriend ( as declared by Mr Jahapanh'aur jo jahapanh ne keh dii so keh dii aur humne maan bhi lii) Raabert!!!Wah!!Zoya main toh ek baar phir se tumhaari fan ban gayii!!
I know it is a blind prediction'.aur yeh idea mujhe khud nahiin milii thi..only when I found Sangeeta Joshi's artcle did it click me ( so thanks to her)'.
Mujhe yahhi lagta hain yaaron ki box kaise bhi badal gayi hain'kitni baar humarii naughty Khaan sisters woh taali leke ghum whum rehe the '..and Razia ki laadlii ki jaan jo unki chaamnchii Tanveer khatre mein daalna chaah rehi thi who Humeira aur Zoya pe Allah ki rehem ki wajah se hadbadii mein gir gayii'..Aur Humeira ko pehle bhi toh aise behosh hote huye dekha hain ''some mysterious beemari jiska pardafaash aaj tak kisi ne naa kii hain'.lagta hain uske liye bhi Miss farrukhi ko lady Sherlock holmes banna padega!! Jo bhi hain, all this would turn out to be nothing'.and seeing from the photographs of sagai, Mr Ayaan Rashid Ahmed Khan
will come to Zoya's rescue..and when Humeira will be officially declared poison-free and kaala-jadoo free we might get to hear some apologies or something vaguely similar to that becoz of the intervention of men-at-work in siddiqui mansion '..be it Mr Siddiqui himself, Mr Rashid who might say something for Dilshaad and Zoya(both of whose intentions's purity he is well aware) and Mr Ayaan(jo apni mona darling ka saath zarur nibhayega)Well'this prediction may turn out wrong'.Haay allah phir toh meri naak kat jaayegi'.main aap logon ke samne muh kaise dikhaungi..waise achha hain muh dikhaane ki zarurat hi nahii padti..warna mujhe bhi Zoya ki tarah agli baar se burkha pehenke hi forum mein khusna padta
Lekin main itni shiddat se yeh is liye kehti hunk kyonki'jinki dil mein bas mohabbat aur khushi bharii ho, jinke iraade ibaadat jitni paak ho, aise log (Dilshhad aur zoya) ko bhale kya kuch duniya waalon se sunna ya phir bedardi balma se sehna padein who apne hote huye dusron pe koi aanch naa ane denge(ref:track record of both Dilshaad and Zoya) aur jaane anjaane mein unki kiya dhare se dusron ki kismet bas banegi..bigdegi nahin'.aur der se hi sahii'sachhai toh sab ke saamne aa hi jaayegi..InshaAllah!!Aisa hi ho!!
Ab sabse zyadah agar mujhe kisi ke liye bura lag raha hain..ya koi sympathy deserve karta hain toh who hain Tanveeer ka hone wala bachha
''aisi Maaa toh sachhi mein naseeb waalon ko hi milti hain'dekha jayein toh Tanveer Razia se bhi badi villain hain aur Khuda ne karein Tanveer Razia ki jitni umar tak Khaan khaandaan ke aaspaas madraati rahi toh phir pata nahiin kya kya kar daalegi'..are Razia ne toh Tanveer ki hi umar mein sirf ek khoon kiya (main yeh nahiin keh rahi hun ki tanveer ki umar mein kam se kam ek khoon karna jaayaz hain ) who bhi uski sautan ko'yaaani dushman ko'lekin Tanveer toh aise khaandaan ko raakh karna chaaha jo Tanveer se behad mohabbat karti hain'chand rupaiyyon ke liye'.aur aaaj ek masoom si ladki (humeira) ki jaan lene ki koshish ki jise in sabse koi naata nahiin..aur ek equally massoom aur 'zindadil' ladki(Zoya) ko phassake ek aur equally masoom aur paak Dilshaad phoophipe pe saari ilzaam dalwaa dii''Haay Allah!! Konsi nark mein jaane ke liye apni reservation karaa rahi ho Tannu aap? AAp toh apne matlab ke liye apni Razia BIi se bhi zyadah baukhla gayi ho'..unse bhi zyadah kamiini ho gayii ho'Humein lagta thaa Razia se zyadah toh koi gir hi nahiin sakti'lekin aap toh kachhi umar mein hi baazi palat di'..So I am waiting for chupchaap Razia ke ungaliyon mein naachne waale men at siddiqui mansion to come to bechaari Zoya's rescue 'and our beloved Asad to paani pherna on all the well played engagement drama of "sweetie and her cuuute babie" '.and then cry like a girl in his room '..and as real men would do apni pyaaar ko har haal mein haasil karna''well real men need not do that in an airport amidst tight security'leki chalta hain!!!
NB: mera bas chalein naa toh main yeh serial ki kahaani leak karaane waaalon ko baan hi kar doon'..bekaar mein aage ki kahaani sunake ke humari jaan nikaal dete hain..phir jab actual mein kahaani mein comedy chal rehi hoti hain hum aane wale tragedy sochke rone lagte hain
aur tragedy dekhke aane wali "dukh bahare din bite re bhaiyya ab such aayo re" gaana yaad karke muskuraa dete hain..
ufff!!!!
AAp is naacheez kaneez ki post itni gaur se pade ''shukriya!!shukriya!!
