MG OS COTW Wk 11 OS1 pg 119 Thread #2 link pg1/119 - Page 74

chalo chalo guys start writing and next week a special surprise😉

i had a gala time reading this 😆
loved Geet's character nd her bond with Dadima
nd bechara business tycoon bana bakhra that too by his to be bride 🤣
Awesome work ❤️

Circuit ko lagi short circuit ?

Circuit goes to Delhi with his gang…..

Gunda: bhai hum yahan kyun aaye hai?

Circuit: hare, hum Delhi goomne aaye hai

Gunda: achcha, toh phir iss gharmi mein kyun aaye hai?

Circuit: saala….zyada sawaal mat karna warna ………….

Munna bhai ka voice over….

M bhai: nahi circuit, no violence only non-violence

Circuit: sorry bhai

Gunda: bhai, kisse baat kar rahe ho?

Circuit: apun ka bhai se, unhonne mere haath ko baand ke rakha hai, warna aaj tu zinda nahi bhajtha, chup chap dekho yahan ka sabse achcha aur bada banglow kaunsa hai

They wander around Delhi until they spot our KM……..

Circuit: rukho, ye toh kaafi bada hai, yahi chalega, andar jao

Munna bhai calls…..

M bhai: circuit, kaam ho gaya kya?

Circuit: haan bhai, bas ho gaya samjo, apun badh mein baat kartha, gud night bhai

They try to enter KM….

Maan has not returned yet…..

Security stops them…….

Circuit: apun ko andar janeka, abhi, ye lo 500

Security: hare 500 se tum mere jaan nahi le sakthe, Maan sir ko patha chaltha toh mujhe jaan se mar dalenge

Gunda: bhai, lagtha hai galat jagah pe aagaye, ye toh Delhi ka bhai lagtha

Circuit: toh kya hua? Apun kissi se nahi dartha, issko yahan se rafa kardo

They tie him up and lock him in his room…..

Circuit: halooo, koi hai

Geet comes…..she picks up the phone…….

Geet: halo, kaun hai?

Circuit: halooo

Geet: haan halooo, kitne halooo kahoge? Aage bol

Circuit: hey ladhki, idher dekh

Geet: ullu ke pathe, tujhe patha hai ki kisse baat kar rahe ho?

Circuit: behenji, apun yahan hai

Geet: behenji? Saala, mein kya behenji lagthi hoon?

Gunde: nahiii

They just drool…….agar Maan hohta toh inkha muh thodtha…..

Achcha hua Maan ghar pe nahi hai….haina?

Geet turns back and sees the Munna bhai gang..

Geet: hare, aaplog yahan kya kar rahe ho?

Circuit: tu Kaun hai?

Geet: mere ghar aake mujhe hi poochthe ho ki mein kaun hoon?

Circuit: ye tera ghar hai?

Gunde: bhai, yahi rukh jaathe, item no. bhi ho jayega……wah bhai kya item hai?

They start singing…."Tu cheez badi hai masth masth…tu cheez badi hai masth"

Geet: kamine, kisse item kaha tumne?

Geet picks up the vase and throws…..

Gunda ka shir toottha…..koon nikhaltha…..

Usse dekhthe hi woh behosh hojatha……

Circuit: hare ussko pakdo, bhai aapne hummara kya haal kardhi?

Geet: ye kaun hai? ye aapka aadmi nahi hai kya? Bechara koon ko dekhkke dargaya

Gunda: Do saal se Gandhigiri jo follow kar rahe haina

Geet: kya? Toh tum log gunde nahi ho

Circuit: hum toh 100% Gunde hi hai, sachi, ye toh bas apne Munna bhai MBBS haina, unhonne ab Gundagiri chodthi, bapu ka order hai, mana kaise karthe?

Geet: kya? Tummare bhai doctor hai?

Circuit: haan, Dil ka doctor

Geet: Cardiologist? Ye toh bahut badi kaam hai, Woh consultant hai ya surgeon?

Circuit: nahi nahi, hum sirf jadu ki jappi ka treatment dethe hai, dekho

Circuit tries to hug Geet……

Geet: hare, koi bachooo, Maaan

Circuit: saala mujhe hi koi ladhki nahi milthi?

Circuit demonstrates hugging a gunda

Geet: teek hai teek hai, yahan koi mareez nahi hai, tumlog jaa sakthe ho

Circuit: hey ladhki, do din ke liye humme ye ghar chahiye

Geet: kyun? Koi shooting hai kya? Meujhe pehle patha tha, aaplog junior artists hai, haina?

Circuit: kya?

Circuit apne pocket se gun nikhaaltha…..

Circuit: ye dekho, hum asli gunde hai, samji?

Geet: toh teek hai, mein manthi hoon ki aaplog gunde hai, lekhin yahan aapse bhi bada gunda rehthe hai, Mr.Maan Singh Khurana

Gunda: bhai, apun ko pehle hi shak tha, dekho uss picture ko

He shows a photo of Maan…….

Circuit: hummare bhai se bhi bada gunda hai kya?

Geet: haan, toh isse pehle woh wapas aathe aaplog chale jao yahan se, issi mein aapki balayi hai

Circuit: apun ko darathe ho?

He shoots…..Geet is not at all scared…..

Geet: meinne toh Maan ko hi sambal liya hai, aaplog toh chote mote gunde ho

Dadi comes hearing the gun shot……

Dadi: Geet bete, aap teek toh haina?

Geet: ji Dadi, aap dariye mat , inkko mein sambalthi hoon

Circuit: namasthe Dadiji

Dadi: namasthe, tumlog kaun hai?

Gunde: hum Mumbai ke bhai log hai

Circuit: aap beito, hum aapko disturb nahi karenge, hum badon ka izzat karthe hai, haina bapu?

Circuit takes a look around the house……Geet follows him…..

Maan's room……

Circuit: ye kamra bahut ahchca hai, bhai toh yahi rahenge

Geet: kya? Ye Maan ka kamra hai, aap yahan nahi reh sakhte

Circuit: teek hai, toh humlog Out House chale jaathe, wahi kaafi hai

Geet: kya? Nahi nahi, woh meri maika hai, tum yahi reh sakthe ho, hum OH chale jaathe

They remove the furnitures and change the settings……..

Maan comes……

Maan: Geeet….Geeet

Geet: Maan, aao aao, inse millo, bhijli bhai

Circuit: kya? Mein koi bhijli wijhli nahi hoon, apun Circuit, Munna bhai ka Circuit

Maan: aaplog mere ghar pe kya kar rahe ho?

Circuit: kya? Tummara ghar? Issne kaha ye isska ghar hai, ladhki, tumne apunse joot bola?

Geet: Maan, toh ye aapka ghar hai? teek hai, mein chalthi hoon

Maan Geet ke haath pakadkke Geet ko rokhtha……

Maan pulls her closer….mahi…..

Maan: mera matlab hai ki ye hummara ghar hai

Circuit ko shock lagtha……asli electric shock, Maneet ki chemistry hi utna powerful haina?

Circuit: tera ho ya uss ladhki ka, koi problem nahi hai, par agle theen din ke liye ye hummara ghar hai

Maan: what nonsense?

Circuit: apun ne bola toh ye hummra ghar ho gaya, samja?

Maan: tumme patha hai ki tum kisse baat kar rahe ho? Maan Singh khurana se

Circuit: sawaal bhi tumhi poochthe aur jawab bhi tum hi dethe ho?

Circuit smiles sarcastically …..

Geet: Maan ye toh kuch zyada hi boltha hai

Maan: tumse zyada toh nahi

Geet: Maan

Maan: toh tumlog chalthe ho ya mein police ko bhulaoon

Circuit: bhulao bhulao, koi problem nahi hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: Maan, ye toh bahut achche gunda log hai, rehne do, bas do din ki baat hai

Maan: Geet, tum thode dher apni bakwaas band karo

Circuit: oooye, tameez se baat karo, woh meri sister hai

Maan: kya?

Circuit: haan, sare hindusthani aurat mere behen hi hai, brothers and sisters of India

Geet: bhijli bhaiya…..

Geet: sister….

They start moving towards each other in slow motion….

Maan: Geet

Maan stops Geet…….

Geet: toh shadhi kisse karoge?

Circuit: apun toh kissi angrezzi ladhki se shadhi karega

Geet: kyun? Yahan ke ladhkiyon tujhse shadhi nahi karna chahathe?

Circuit: sshhh, ye andar ki baat hai, apun ka raaz ko raaz hi rehne do

Geet: sorry…..bhjli bhaiya

Circuit: sister, mujhe bahut bhook lagthi hai

Geet: achcha, mujhe bhi bahut bhook lagthi hai, chalo, khana khathe hai

Maan: Geet, ye kya ho raha hai?

Geet: hare babaji mein toh apko bhool hi gayi, aap bhi aao

Nakul sabko serve kartha……

Circuit: hare….rukho rukho

Geet: kya hua bhaiya?

Circuit: ye toh non- veg hai

Geet: kyun aap veg ho?

Circuit: haan, iss hafthe toh mein vegetarian hoon

Maan: what?

Geet: toh ye aapka vegetarian haftha hai?

Circuit: aaise nahi hai, bapu aarahe haina?

Geet: bapu?

Circuit: hare, bapu ko nahi jaanthe? Mahatma Gandhiji

Maan: tum toh unkke barein mein baat mat karo

Circuit: bapu bhai ka bahut achche dosth hai

Maan: kya?

Geet: haan haan, meinne bhi suna hai

Maan: Geet, tum toh pagal ho gayi ho

Geet: nahi Maan, sachi, apne lage raho nahi dekha?

Maan: babaji, koi mujhe bachaooo, Nakulll

Nakul: ji Maan sir

Maan: mera pastha kahan hai?

Circuit: pastha nahi nastha bolo

Nakul: abhi latha hoon sir

Circuit: rukho, aaj se yahan sirf bapu ke pasand ka khana banega, samje

Nakul: woh kya kaathe?

Circuit: kuch kaas nahi, ubla hua moongfali hi kathe hai

Geet: Maan, aapko bhi boiled food pasand haina? Aapka pasand bapu ke pasand se kitna miltha hai

Maan: Geet, ab mein yahan nahi rukh saktha, tum hi apne bhai ke saath hi raho, mein toh apne jungle pe tent lagakke rehtha hoon

Geet goes and stops him…..

Geet: Maan rukh jao, aapkke bina mein kya karoongi?

Maneet passionate hug…..

Phir se Circuit ko shock laga…….

Munna bhai ka phone……

M bhai: Circuit, tum kahan ho?

Circuit: bhai, mujhe bachao

M bhai: Circuit, tumme kya hua?

Circuit: bhai, yahan koi supernatural pewer hai, lagtha hai ki humme koi aur jagah doondhna padega

M bhai: usski koi zaroori nahi hai Circuit

Circuit: kyun bhai?

M bhai: bapu ne apna do din ka trip cancel kardhi

Circuit: kya?

M bhai: haan Circuit, bapu ko Wikileaks ka kabar mil gaya hai, Bapu ab swargh mein apna satyagrah shuru kiya hai

Circuit: kissliye bhai?

M bhai: Bapu chahthe hai hi ab hummara desh ki Bapu ki sakht zaroorat hai, toh woh bagwan se demand rakhe hai, agle janam ki, unko ab mukthi nahi chahiye, Bapu toh phir se Gandhi ke avatar mein Hindusthan mein punar janam lena chahathe hai

Circuit: bhai, Bapu ko message karo ki usski koi zaroorat nahi, ek janam kya apne baklhi ke 6 janam bhi yahan aathe toh bhi yahan ke logon nahi sudrenge, issiliye woh swargh mein hi sukh aur shanthi se rahe

M bhai: ye bhi teek hai, ab mujhe bhi andar(?) jaana hai, mein bapu ko rokhtha hoon

Circuit: teek hai bhai, toh sister, hum chalthe hai

Geet: itne jaldhi?

Maan stares Geet….

Maan: Geeet, chup….bilkul chup……

Maan closes her mouth and stops her…..mahi…..

Circuit ko short circuit laga…..woh wahan se bhaag jaatha……

Maan: achcha hua woh log chale gaye, Geet mein upar jaatha hoon, tum jaldhi aana

Maan toh mahi mahi ka mood mein hai….

Geet babaji se dua karne lagi….: babaji, mujhe bachaooo

Maan enters his room……everything is changed…it's totally messed up……

Maan: Geeet

Maan bana Dust Danav……bechari Geet hi kyun hamesha fusjaathi?

Awesum and fabulous one. Bechare circuit ka short-circuit ho gya.

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Rami92 awesome Os dear...

aley wah
lvd t os
circuit ko current maaneet ki chemistry no maahi maahi se awww
lvd it

awesome OS dear...
the power of Maan and Geet's romance...

wow that was a good one🤣😆🤣