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Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.

He handed it to Leon, "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."

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Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil.

As he passed raging fire pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.

"That's
unfair!" he cried. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer
gets to spend it with a beautiful woman." "Shut up," barked the devil,
jabbing the man with his pitchfork.

"Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

😲 😲 😲 where r u getting these things?! 🤣

When a physician remarked on a new patient's extraordinarily ruddy complexion, he said, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" the doctor asked.

"Neither," he replied. "It's from my wife's family."

"Oh, come now," the doctor said. "How could your wife's family give you high blood pressure?"

He sighed, "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

i'm just copy pasting 😆

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop.
,
One day they were sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to see them all so quiet.

He inquired about this to which they replied, "You see, today we are ALL present, so we don't know who to gossip about."

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers.

"So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bribe."

Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably.

"You, attorney Leon, gave me $15,000. And you, attorney Campos, gave me $10,000."

The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check.

He handed it to Leon, "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."

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tough luck judge! no money for u 😆 😆

One morning a blonde's husband was watching the traffic report on TV. They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in the wrong direction and disrupting traffic

He knew his wife would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn't want her to get hurt, so he called her to let her know.

"Honey, watch out this morning, there's a lunatic driving the wrong way up the highway" he said.

Sounding terrified, she replied, "It's not just one!"

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

i'm just copy pasting 😆

A lot of ladies used to sit together every evening in a park and talk non stop.
,
One day they were sitting very very quietly.

A gentleman who would walk past the noisy group every day was surprised to see them all so quiet.

He inquired about this to which they replied, "You see, today we are ALL present, so we don't know who to gossip about."

😲 😲 oh my! 😆

Death came to a guy and said,"My friend today is your day..."

The guy said,"But I am not ready!"

Then death said, "Well your name is the next on my list..."

So the guy told death, "Ok why don't you take a seat and I will get you something to eat before we go?"

Death said, "All right..."

The guy gave death some food with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep. The guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list to the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to the guy, "I will start from the bottom of the list because you have been so very nice to me..."

Originally posted by: -Yaariyan-

One morning a blonde's husband was watching the traffic report on TV.
They were talking about some maniac who was driving along the highway in
the wrong direction and disrupting traffic

He knew his wife
would be on that highway on her way to work and he didn't want her to
get hurt, so he called her to let her know.

"Honey, watch out this morning, there's a lunatic driving the wrong way up the highway" he said.

Sounding terrified, she replied, "It's not just one!"

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Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto arrived in New Delhi.

In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?"

"It sure is," the cabbie replied. "When I came here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed."

"That's wonderful!" said the tourist, "How long have you been here?"

"I was born here."