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So now that I know these two Harvard graduates, - Arnav Singh Raizada, and saraswatichandra Vyas
I thought of doing a fav 5 on what they teach at Harvard
1. How do you get into Harvard
- by being incredibly good looking and hot, with a killer smile
- having a long impressive name - so Pappus and bittoos don't get into Harvard
- coming from a dysfunctional family
2. What do they teach you at Harvard
- communication skills - never have a direct heart to heart convo with the girl you like, infact say anything except what you really mean
3. Power dressing at Harvard
- never dress for the occasion, wear a dhoti at a formal birthday party, or just wear three piece suits 24 x 7
- also spend a lot of time in mud streaked ganjis
4. Using that Harvard trained brain
- only for making business deals, Harvard brains are rare and precious, so don't waste them on resolving personal issues, don't deal with your problems, just lock them up
5. Networking
- spend a long time in your fiancee, wife's place , impressing her neighbourhood making pots, or as a general handy man
This was my fav 5, do share yours
Remember friends, all fun, no malice
And Njoy
Coming up next week - romance , Harvard ishtyle!
Anupamaa
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