😆Dheer...the Dumber..
Dheer the dumber, does it again..at wrong place and wrong time. He goes in a bar, looks around and seeing a girl sitting alone approaches her and here is their hilarious, wacky conversation....read and enjoy.
Dheer:- can i have your name?
Shalu:- Why, don't you already have one?..😊
Dheer:- Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Shalu:- Yes, thats why i dont go there anymore.😆😆
Dheer:- I'm photographer, I've been looking for a face like yours!
Shalu:-I'm a plastic surgeon, I've been looking for a face like yours!
Dheer:- How did you get to be so beautiful?
Shalu:-I must have been given your share.😆😆
Dheer:- Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
Shalu:-Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!😆😆
Dheer:- May i have the pleasure of this dance?
Shalu:- No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!..😆😃
Dheer:-Will you come out with me this saturday?
Shalu:-Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!..😆😃
Dheer:- I think i could make you very happy!.
Shalu:- Why? Are you leaving?..😃😆
Dheer:-Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!.
Shalu:-Okay, get out!!!..😆😆
Dheer:- Shall we go and see a movie?
Shalu:- I've already seen it!!!..😆😆
Dheer:- What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Shalu:- Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!😆 😆
Dheer:- Where have you been all my life?
Shalu:- Hiding from you.😆😃
Dheer:- Is this seat empty?
Shalu:-''Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.''😆😃
2-- Dheer's Friend:- ''Yaar, Dheer, last year the name-plate outside your house read Dheer Singh, B.A. This year it read Dheer singh, M.A. When did you finish Masters Degree?.''
Dheer Singh:-''You don't understand. Last year my wife died, i put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then i took a second wife, so M.A. is Married Again.''...😆😆.
Hope you are enjoying jokes on Dheer..Keep smiling..Raj..😊
BRILLIANT WAYS GIRLS TURN GUYS DOWN!!
HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!
HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been given your share!!!
HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!!!
HE: I think I could make you very happy!
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?
HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why, don't you already have one?
HE: Shall we go and see a film?
SHE: I've already seen it!!!
HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?
SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.
HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."
