Mr and Mrs ashutosh ki Marriage anniversary

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Dargaah pe ashu aur Nidhi ki mun me dua dekhkar kp ji jor jor se rone lage maine puchha toh bole ki Mallika ki yaad aa rahi hai.Maine bola,"shhh,sab muze peetenge." ek din toh pura episode mila hai ashu aur nidhi kyo rada karne pe tule hai Enjoy karo na? Ashutosh ji aajkal qayamat dhate hai 1972 ki Tshirt pehenkar.Muze toh woh Bodygurad ke salmaan lagnewale the lekin uff unki daadhi.Ashuji toh kya kapade pehene the?bahoot hi sundar lag rahe the.Fir dono pahuche Japanese resturant.Hey bhagwaan,jab tum noodles khichdi aur HCKMM se aaage badhte hi nahi toh Japan receipee ka try kyon?deshi log deshi pasand.Nidhi ne bola sushi mangate hai.Humne sushila toh suna tha yeh suishi kya hai?Jab aaya toh pata chala ki yeh toh Bhare hue Bengan hai.Nidhi ne receipee net par dekhi aur dono ka mood out.Nidhi ne toh kya joke mara,"chawal toh jane pehchane hai." aur dono ko aise horrible expression diya ki hume dar laga ki yeh kha kya rahe hai?Dono dum dabakar bhaag liye wahaa se.Waise Nidhi ko dar bhi laga ki japan aur India me sambandh na bigad jaye.Nidhi,japan walo ko toh apnee tarakki aur invention ke alawa kuchh suzta hi nahi hai..Aur fir chai ki dukaan par aa gaye.Ise kehte hai ,"Old is Gold." aur chai ki dukaanpar daal aur tadka fir pyaar aur tadke ka connection.kya nidhi aapki soch hai?dil daal aur pyaar tadka Waise muze pata hai ki aap chai ki dukaan pe kyon aate ho chai peene?woh paise nahi leta na aapse?kanjoos kahi ke.Lekin jis din usne apna bill bheja na aapke bhejeki hawa tight hone wali hai.M sure ki aapko donation collect karna padega uska bill pay karne ke liye. Ghar ka chhat pe dono ne chaand aur taroke saath kya celebration kiya yai?Do katori daal thi bowl me.Cs ne shayad kum banaya hoga.Methi muthiya bhi 250 gm tha.Woh toh ashu akela kha jata.Itna sab khana aur pina hone ke baad Nidhi ne ashu ke aankh par patti bandhi.Aur boli mera bold avtaar dekho magar pyaar se. Woh gown pehenake jab nidhi aayi toh ashu ke toh hosh udd gaye aur usne turant apna chashma pehen liya.Banglore me ek dhoka kha chuke hai aur kha sakte nahi.Waise ashu ji ne toh nidhi ka irada terrece pe hi bhaap jana tha.Jaise hi Nidhi ne woh gana bajaya aur ashu ko sofa pe dhakka diya maine soch ashu ke ril ki haddi to gai.Aise shock ke liye naye nahi hai hum. aur ashu ne pbhi bold ka jawab bold se aur agreesive hokar jawab diya.Baadme kya.Ashutosh ko pyaari Nini rani[nindiya warna nini maregi] aur nidhi humari zaansi ki rani. Fir se nidhi ne raat me ashu ko jagaya kyhonki use yaad aa gaya tha ki main toh kuchh mis kar gai.Ise kehte haidiya tale andhera.Aur jaga diya ashu ko.Jaise hi nidhi ne jagaya ashu ne socha ki yeh anamika hai kya?do din se raat ke 12 ya 2 ke beech me hi jagati hai.Thak gaya hu aur ise abhi bhi kuchh chahiye.Nidhi ke maa bananeki baat sunakar woh confuse ho gaya yeh kaun si meri galti hai jiski saja nidhi de rahi hai?muze pehele pata hota toh main apni itni energy waste thode hi karta?auar pata chalne par chala pregancy test kit lene.are bhai doctors toh nabz dekhkar samaz jate hai.Agar aap Psychatric na hokar mental damage mallika ka ilaaj kar saktehai,divya ke liye physio ban sakte hai toh nidhi ke liye gynec nahi ban sakte?aur woh kit lene aise bhage ki muze laga ki bache ka school me admission karane ja rahe hai. Precap: ashu bathroom ke bahar ke guard.aur fir mili tip.Duniya ki sabse badi khushkhabari ki aapke naam ke liye koi aanewala hai.Jiska use tha intejaar jiske woh tha bekarar woh ghdi aa gai.Chjalo ashu bache ki nursary ki taiyaari karo.school dhoondo,college dhoondo aur khushi ko hostel bhejo
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Awesome take alkaji.. u always make us smile...

Woh gown pehenake jab nidhi aayi toh ashu ke toh hosh udd gaye aur usne turant apna chashma pehen liya.Banglore me ek dhoka kha chuke hai aur kha sakte nahi
^^ loved it... 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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good post again 😆👏 banglore mein dhokha kha chuke hai 🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Oh God... Alkaben...poore romantic epi. per aapka kya humourous take tha... So hilarious!! 👍🏼

Ashu ne chashma pehan liya... Banglore mein ek baar dokha kha liya hai... This was damn hilarious... Am still laughing at this... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Very funny post of a mindblowing episode..
I loved it..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Haha loved it.
Woh gown pehenake jab nidhi aayi toh ashu ke toh hosh udd gaye aur usne turant apna chashma pehen liya.Banglore me ek dhoka kha chuke hai aur kha sakte nahi...
This one is superb 😃
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Armu4eva

Awesome take alkaji.. u always make us smile...


Woh gown pehenake jab nidhi aayi toh ashu ke toh hosh udd gaye aur usne turant apna chashma pehen liya.Banglore me ek dhoka kha chuke hai aur kha sakte nahi
^^ loved it... 😆

thanks tanuji,ab kya kare?ashu nervous badi jaldi ho jata hai
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: SHIKHA19

good post again 😆👏 banglore mein dhokha kha chuke hai 🤣

thanks shikha
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: ttrocks

🤣Oh God... Alkaben...poore romantic epi. per aapka kya humourous take tha... So hilarious!! 👍🏼

Ashu ne chashma pehan liya... Banglore mein ek baar dokha kha liya hai... This was damn hilarious... Am still laughing at this... 🤣

thanks tupu,dhudh no dazyo chhash panh fukine piye chhene?
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: neelimapn4

Very funny post of a mindblowing episode..

I loved it..

thanks neelima ji

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