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If you appreciate humor....you woul love this😉...SRK's is so witty....his priceless humor😳
Journalist (to SRK): Salman was moved to tears during your stage appearance together at Sensations 2005, when you said kind words about him. Is your relationship going well now?
SRK: Yes it's going really well. We are planning on having a baby together.
Q:How does your wife react to reports of you being gay?
SRK:We find it very funny. We had a lady who used to work for us. One day she sat me down and said, saab, karan ji aur madam ka affair chal raha hai. I said, "Oh my god, Karan [Johar] is two timing both of us."
Q: What sort of women turn you on?
A: You.
Q: I need a yardstick to describe your kind of woman for our readers.
A: (mockingly) So put a picture of yourself in the interview.
Q=Has fatherhood affected your acting skills?
A=(Laughs loudly) Yeah, i treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them "baby"
"I don't drink, fight womanise. I am not a wife beater. I don't do nude covers. I don't have a 12-inch long you know what ... I am quite boring."
At the music launch of Paheli, a reporter asked Shah Rukh, "Have you ever seen a ghost ?" To which he replied, "Other than the one standing in front of me, I haven't !
SRK - I won't promote condoms. I preach only what I practise.
At the singapore extravaganza concert:
At one point, he gave a star-struck fan who had come on stage a dress with a full-length picture of himself on it.
"On lonely nights you can wear it inside-out," he said cheekily.
Reporter : When will you start making different movies? Better movies?
SRK: When will you start asking me different questions? Better questions?
Reporter: You are so good looking, is this the way you wake up every morning?
SRK: no I have to go through a plastic surgery every morning
When you cheat it doesn't become easy.
So you cheated? Monday? Thursday I will also go and cheat. Is that alright?
–we the people show
Before I became a SHAH RUKH KHAN, I was just a Shah Rukh Khan.
Maybe, I may not feel like the number one lead male star of the country, but I am! Because I think like that.
– on frankly speaking
I am employed by the myth that is Shah Rukh Khan. I am just a worker who keeps the myth going.
I don't remember where this one is from but I love it.
on stupidest questions he has been asked:
How do you feel now that your film is a big success? (laughs) I want to tell them, I feel awful. I was hoping this film would not succeed. It has thrown me off completely and I am depressed.
My world is completely dominated by me. People are running in a race and I am in the other track. I am running with myself.
"I just use the press to practice my acting!"
"The collar bone is my favorite part of the body"
Cross over Films?? My films cross over to US, UK, Dubai & Singapore!
I don't do actresses, I don't do men, I don't do white woman... My wife is my life!
I can fight with all actors, I can face them and win, but I cannot fight aliens (dig at Jadoo from KMG)
Every young girl should know how to use a stick!!
Main Hoon Na doesn't look like a film directed by a woman.
The secret is out. Farah Khan is a man. She's just hiding it well. There's no question that "Main Hoon Na" is made by Farah! But people are now sure she's a man, thanks to the ruggedness of the film!
I know I am the best. But I don't say it any more. Because it was misinterpreted. I get up every morning and say it to myself, so I enjoy what I do.
If asking me whether sleeping with X,Y, or Z gives the media pleasure, then so be it. It is a small price to pay.
People say I am repetitive. But what if I repeat myself, so does history!
What happens to me when my films don't do well? I wouldn't know, you would have to ask the others.
I'd rather rule in bollywood than serve in hollywood.
Gauri and I have one thing in common. I like me and she likes me.
SRK – My cooking is very limited. I can boil water very well. That I'm an expert at.
SRK - I don't see why anyone would want to focus on my back unless they like my a..
"It's not that I wear fantastic clothes, it's just that clothes look fantastic on me" – SRK
"Between a quickie affair and peace of mind, I'd prefer the latter. It is not cool to have affairs. I'll never be caught with my pants down! - Nov 2000
"The only time I dont act is when I'm sleeping. When I'm asleep at night for four hours, I miss the actor in me. When I am taking a bath you won't believe the acting I do. - Aug 01
"I don't write cheques anymore because I end up signing them "With love from Shah Rukh"
"How did you share her pregnancy? Did you share her pregnancy?"
- he replied: " I got her pregnant what else do you want from me?"
Form Asian Woman Interview:
We get interrupted by one of Shah Rukh's old friends, 'You're looking younger, what's your secret' he asks.
-"I'm eating a lot of Viagra now" , Shah Rukh replies.
I: They don't throw underwear at you like they do for Tom Jones?
SRK : No, never. I would be wearing them.
I: Would you like your fans to throw underwear at you?
SRK : If you come to my show and do it, i'd be most pleased.
R - Aaj kal aap har jagah print mein dikhai pad rahe hain, har event main har jagah dekhai pad rahe hain, parties to bahu enjoy kar rahe hain?
(Now a days you are appearing every where, print, events, parties. You are enjoying parties)
SRK - Sawal hai ke bata rahe ho mujhe.
(Is this a question or you are telling me)
"I cannot repay my fans for what they have done for me, they have given me so much love and that love has taken me to the number 1 position where I am today, the only thing I can do for my fans is to never stop working, and to do films till the very end, it is the only way I can express my love for them."
"The children look like Gauri, but Thank God they have my brains!"
My daughter used to think I was Aamir Khan. She could not recognise me on screen. So much so that every time I came on screen she used to call out, 'Aamir Khan'," - Shahrukh (with a big grin)
"I'm glad I've started my production house," he exults. "Now I can design my own films. I don't have to listen to some illiterate producer types telling me how many songs to put in. Or some upstart telling me to wear body-tight T-shirts so I can look more happening."
Mannat is finally yours, we've been told. How does it feel bringing your kids up in a heritage bungalow?
It's the press who auctioned Mannat off and then returned it to me.
Don't be funny, you have had fights with the media too.
Yes. But my parents always advised me to pick up people my size. And I have done so. A few years back, when I was a small actor and just into filmdom, a few people took the liberties of writing a lot against me. I used to get very upset and go and beat them up. I also abused them on phone and also almost got jailed for all my activities. But now I feel that I am too big for them. So I don't beat them up.
Ultimately, both of us are selling dreams. There is no truth, I know I'm lying and you know you're lying. I need you and you need me to do this job for people who want to read this kind of thing.
That is what I say to every media person who meets me--can we accept that both of us are lying and get on with the job?
And please don't think that because you've done an interview with me, you're getting an in-depth analysis of Shah Rukh Khan. C'mon, I'm an actor; I can't stop acting. I will let you see only what I want you to see. Don't imagine that you've got some great insight, seen some deep, repressed part of me--and in one meeting of two hours! That's stupid.
"I am like a Rolls Royce which can run without an engine, just on reputation."
"I am very shy. If I am flying British Airways and the airhostess asks me two questions, and I don't understand her accent - I will go hungry for the entire flight."
"Awards that ignore me are losers."
"Whenever I fail as a father or husband... a toy and a diamond always works."
Shahrukh Khan
" I'm not conceited, because conceit is an imperfection, and I'm perfect."
SRK--- I have a pathan's hand. So I haven't slapped anyone till now. If I do, they won't be conscious for 6-7 months. So they won't be able to say whether or not I hit them. But usually a 'yah saala!' is enough.
"My day begins when Gauri opens her eyes and ends when she closes them." –SRK
I thank God for happiness and sadness. If you are never sad you will never know how good hapiness is.
Sex is not required to sell my film. My name is enough!!
I am glad that it is not a mango or a watermelon ( when a rare orchid plant was named in his honor in singapore)
This award is not an answer to my critics it is an answer to my prayers.
It is not a war between two nations. It is a war between two stubborn men(Bush and Saddam)
-Q :- Dumb people make most money
SRK :- Who knows it better than you
-Farida Jalal:When you go to heaven with Gauri around how will you behave with the nymphs there?
SRK: Look i've done such a good work in my life that i'll definitely get into heaven. So when I'm going to heaven, i don't know how i'll behave with Gauri or the nymphs. The only vision in my head will be...how will the nymphs behave with me?
-I don't kiss my heroines on screen...off screen yeah (Bafta)
-Girl: SRK i just want to tell you that you look very cute on this shirt
SRK: (Smile) That's the biggest problem i have no girl tell me you look cute without a shirt (INdia questions 2006)
-Interviewer: What will Sharukh do during the long sabbatical after Ashutosh Gowariker's Swades?
SRK:"Watch my kids grow, borrow some of my son's expressions. He's really
funny at times. Twenty years down the line I don't want to say I never
had the time to see my kids grow up. I want to chauffeur my son on his dates, I want to beat up the boys who will date my daughter."
"There are only two Khans. Ghenghis Khan and Shahrukh Khan"
"If I talk to a girl, it's assumed that I'm having a scene with her. If I don't, then it's assumed that I'm gay. "
"This is King Khan. I'm the Ronaldinho of acting."
"I am cheap and cute".. in an old interview with Simi Garewal
"Aw the others have only four!" : Srk's reply to critics that say he has only 5 expressions that he keeps repeating.
"Recently an actor asked me to teach him how to speak fast. Wasn't I once criticised for speaking too fast? Now they're doing it my way."
"When I did Ishq kameena, nobody called it an item number. So item boy is a new term. Sounds like boy toy, so it's okay. Boy makes me feel younger. Call me anything so long as it has boy in it"
My biggest achievement is that I can make a lot of people smile with just my presence, even if it is in a Lux ad. "
Though my wife thinks I'm mad, I know I'll drop my daughter to the parties she's invited to. I'll want her friends to say, "Wow what a handsome father you have!" When she's with her boyfriend in the backseat of our car, I'll be at the wheel, driving her around.
I'd like to believe there's a little of Hitler and Napoleon in me. Even if I try, I can't be as selfless as Mahatma Gandhi and Mother Teresa.
Cinema in India is like brushing your teeth in the morning. You can't escape it.
Shahrukh Khan
I don't kiss on screen. Period.
Shahrukh Khan
I work like a retailer. I sell my services, take my money and keep it in the bank.
Shahrukh Khan
I'm no megalomaniac. Even I found it boring to have an entire website devoted to trivia about me. No one's interested in a one-man show, unless you happen to be an Amitabh Bachchan.
Shahrukh Khan
It is stupid on my part to think of banning the media.
Shahrukh Khan
Maybe the country doesn't pray for me like they do for Sachin Tendulkar, but I know I'm on a good wicket as well.
Shahrukh Khan
The children look like Gauri, but Thank God they have my brains!
"She is a part of me. Or rather; I'm like her appendage. (talking about Gauri
God has become a generic term like 'mind blowing.' It is embarrassing.When people call me God, I say, no, I'm still an angel or saint of acting. I still have a long way to go.
Doing good is the only religion.
I don't sit around complaining about the lack of good roles. I will play Raj 85 times and still make him different.
'I only trust two people - myself, and the other is not you. It's God.'
If you were a burglar you'd steal
I'd like to be Santa Claus and break into homes so I could leave something behind.
Philosophy of life
Even if you're not hungry, just be greedy.
"Some people complain that I tire them. They don't need me, they need a doctor. I am energetic but I enjoy the small things in life, like sitting and watching a squirrel climb a tree, or sleeping on the terrace in Delhi summers. These are the best things that could happen to me in the day."
"Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us. It's not at an age and maybe I made that decision that my life begins at 25 or 20. The end will be up to God." -- SRK
If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.
" If things don't happen to you,
You have to make them happen.
You never wait for life to happen to you -
You rush towards life with open arms."
Shah Rukh Khan
" Actors are like healers.
In the turbulent darkness of a theatre,
They give hope, joy to so many millions.
They touch lives.
You know, what makes me special?
I'm just an ordinary man in an extra ordinary world!"
"Work like you don't need the money.
Love like you're been hurt.
Dance like nobody is watching.
Sing like nobody is listing.
Live like it is HEAVEN ON EARTH!"
I think it's an over-simplification of things, because I usually don't do anything overtly macho, so people think I am effeminate, which is OK by me. "
"Time is like a girl running....," SRK!
I give myself 2.5/10 for acting. So you can imagine what I give to the other actors!
I am less than a normal person. That's probably why I have no problems playing the most abnormal character..
You never win the silver. You only lose the gold.
Don't be negative. It shows on your face.
Let us not play into the hands of communalists. Because our collective hearts breathe secularsm.
I'm an island unto myself. Dare I say it, India is like me too. It hasn't allied itself to any super power. Easy does it, is our philosophy.
" The Dreamz i chased... took me on a journey
A journey more rewarding then the goals "... Shah Rukh Khan
"I am a very private person. I just say what people want to hear. I am there for everyone to talk to, I go everywhere, I am open and most unlike a superstar or actor. This garb helps me keep certain things very private. "
" I believe as long as you do not forget to pray and dont forget to be a good human being, you should lead life the life way you want to"
I can be bought as a commodity or a product not as an actor!
"All that's left is the Best Actress!"
~ Filmfare 2002
"I have no competition. Every year the names I'm pitted against keep changing. You can't cream the competition, you have to kill it."
~ August 2004
"I'd rather sink trying to be different, than stay afloat like everyone else"
"One thing you can't take away from me is the honesty and humility with which I do my job. Mind you, that's a lethal combination_ to be humble in my work and arrogant about what I am"
"When I asked Imran Khan for an autograph he picked up his bat to hit me." - Shah Rukh Khan
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