What happens next:
Yash: OMG just one week just one week *****hyperventilates******
Aarti: Chillax. Main hoon naa. I am Mrs Fix it. I fix broken lost men or men with insurmountable issues. I have too damn much experience at it. Prashanth, was the only failure in my illustrious career.
Yash: I am so glad I did PV biwi. Hey I rhyme.
Aarti: Me too I got a picture gallery of myself because of it.
Yash: And I got a SUPERMAN title becoz of it.
******With that they have a staring contest again, feeling all too pleased with themselves*****
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Bua: Ok I have to show my feelings about this 1 week deadline. Let me crush this "thing" into dust. What the hell is it anyway?
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*****Next morning***********
Sky: Ah! I have such a hangover. WTH why is the room so messy? Of course I broke everything in here. Duh! What was I thinking?
Ishita: Now I am not going to tidy up after you snake boy. Do it yourself. Ok move aside I need to get WET before the net practice starts.
Sky: Why the hell do you need to do that for?
Ishita: I don't want to be behind Aarti in anyway. I am going to repeat whatever she does. See I even got this saree of hers.
Sky: And what's this net practice you are talking about?
Ishita: Well Ansh and Palak have got a project to get you to learn cricket in 1 week.
Sky: Why me?
Ishita: They are taking revenge on you for kidnapping Ansh.
Sky: Oh!!!! Now I get why he is going to make fun of me according to the spoilers. ****Starts to tidy up the room as G3 watches on***
Sky: So next are you too planning on getting preggers like Aarti too? (Say yes say yes I will help you in whatever way I can, if you know what I mean) What with you wanting to upstage her in everything.
Ishita: Hmm...dunno...are there any spoiler pics for that?
Sky: So spoilers run our life now. What has become of my life? Nahiii. I was just this kidnapper going about his business and now everyone is trying to change me. Hmmm... ME NOT LIKE IT.
I do not want to play cricket I want to play the family family game.
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G3: Ah! They are true brothers...Yash also believed in making the house messy by breaking things whenever he got angry.
SP: G3 why do you want more time for Sky?
G3: I just want it...I do not want to tell you the reason for it.
SP: But darling we have already paid for the cricket match preparations. The production department would go on a strike if we say no to cricket match now. Plus we have already released spoiler pics of the same.
G3: Ok have the damn cricket match but only if you make me the umpire.
SP: Fine we can do that. But do you know about cricket?
G3: Yes...There is this ball and you have to kick it in the goal to score.
SP: That's football.
G3: Ok how about there is this ball that you need to swing with a club to put it in a hole?
SP: Not that either...that's golf.
G3: Ok I give up what is this cricket shiket anyway?
*****SP gives her a book ----cricket for dummies. And G3 starts to read the contents and after 2 seconds gets bored******
G3: Batting, bowling, fielding. Uff this is just tooo much. Let me jump to role of the umpire.
Finally I know what to do now.
Just keep moving your hands in all directions and no one will know anything. And if the batsmen complain just lift the index finger and they will leave the field no questions asked. Brilliant!
EPISODE ENDS...
Arjun
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