Hello SC fans
Adding a bit of masti and masala to the forum. Just wanted to let you know, the topic is made as a fun topic, no judgment on anything or anyone. please enjoy with tongue in cheek and hefty dose of humor in your system.
What does Saraswati think of Day 1 of the show? Read Below
Dear SC Fans
My name is Chandra, Saraswati Chandra.
Damn it! Doesn't quite cut it like Bond, James Bond.
Saraswati Chandra. You have no ******* idea, what i endured with a name like that. Getting bullied at school, teased incessantly. Childhood? What childhood? I am scarred for life. Sanjay Leela Bhansali ordered the Redbook of Retro Names from the Library of Congress and he bloody road tested it on me.
Anyway, argh! Got to get this rich cotton dhoti of, its sticking to my sexy muscular legs. The eight pack is not from a beer store, my love, it's a KingFisher Smooth Lager all the way and its called Gautam.
My rich dad has a problem, he has a hot wife and damn well hopes I get one too. Now, usually that's not a problem in Dubai. I can show up half naked for a party, after all I worked hard for those eight packs, and it would be a waste if no girls at the party get a looksie. So the pooja excuse worked like a charm.
Dad must have been 15 when he had me. His style competes with mine. Random thoughts, Darn this dhoti gives me a royal wedgie...I digress.
I know how to silence the competition. So in a charity ball I spoke about celibacy. How else do you think I get those dudes to lay off the girls? No worries.
That was neat dad, real smooth, just dropping the bomb of my marriage in public like that, real sauve. Left me speechless for a moment there. Momzilla wasn't impressed.
Dad's afraid I will go the route of eternal Sanyas and his solution, get me hooked. Well, I am not against it, but banging the right door makes more sense right? And if my name weren't retro enough, the planned complementary is called "CoolMood" and here's the kicker, her dad is VidyaChatur. Sanjay's investment in the RedBook of Retro Names is paying off real well.
CoolMood Beauty , I hope she is beautiful as her name suggests. I mean if I have to hitch with a girl, it would help. With FIL named Vidya Chatur...I shiver.
Ristha Aaya, need to expedite that order of dhokla, thepla, chewda - Garvi Gujarat snacks list. Another pond and my expectations hit the roof, will there be a bikini? No luck. Its SP show dhikra, no bikini, only MethiMakhani biskoot. Mumble Jumble Gujju dialogs - ok we are traditional Gujarati family, that's established, moving on.
Now there is the issue of Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Devdas and Sawariya. Sanjay would plagiarize his own movies? Devaaa! Do I have to do the towel dance? Double Devaaa!
Back to this pesky issue of marriage. The very thought! Let me jump out of the chopper without parachute and hope to land on the holy shores of Ratnagiri where the first internet connection unceremoniously opened to India Forums, headed by CoolMood. Let me Top it all with a Dubai safari complete with belly dancers and kebab.
That's it for tonite folks. See you tomorrow with CoolMood. Now I got to train these caterpillar brows so they look just right - you know my girl got a thing for hot brows, she even dreams about them. Where is the tweezer?
Signing off
SarasWhatChanged in this show?
Its still very SP. Momzilla's personal guarantee.
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