WRONG MOVES...

If it weren't for the magical show that Mumbai designer Narendra Kumar put up for the LFW opening on Tuesday, a glance at the model brigade, and the the front row line up, you would think (if only for an instant) that you were on the sets of Jhalak Dikhhla Jaa.

TV host Pooja Bedi was in attendance, as her current boyfriend and Jhalak choreographer, Hanif Hilal, was part of the male model brigade.

We thought the horror story was over when the show got over. But, Hanif did a disastrous encore when he took on the ramp for the Wendell show last night.

We hear the man was desperate to walk the ramp, since he believes it might be his ticket to Bollywood.

We don't know about your acting Hanif, but you are not model material. Years of gyrating to rumba, samba and God knows what else, has made that hip ultra-mobile, robbing him of the amble that makes a male model's walk sexy.

Unfortunately, the audience was subjected to a tacky display of love. There was absolutely no justification for Pooja to indulge in dehati-like whistling, considering Wendell's collection dealt with a bloody theme.

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