Aarti: Ok thanks for applying mehindi to Yashji. He looks kinda cute in it. But did you really have to eat it? I would have taken your word for it that it was pista flavored.
Radha: Hmm...Oh! no big deal he is my "SON" after all.
Aarti: OK now the joke is getting old. Try something new.
Radha: Okay what if I tell you a flashback story of Bhaang CONs in Jungle involving me and Yash's papa SP.
Aarti: Is it going to be 'X-rated'
Radha: Sorry we cannot have that...we are on a family channel. And back then we did not have any magical walkie talkie mobiles to make ***-tapes like some people we know do.
Aarti: Ok tell me your censored USS RAAT then. Till Yashji wakes up atleast I will have some time paas.
Radha: Ok get you popcorn ready. Here goes
Long long ago... 30+ years more or less there lived a beautiful, gorgeous, stunning (BGS) woman.
Aarti: I know you are talking about my saas G3 right?
Radha: Shut up...I was talking about myself. And do not interrupt. Where was I...yeah...long long ago
Aarti: You have already said all that you were at "stunning woman" part.
Radha: OK so that BGS woman went to the forest to collect leaves for creating an ayurvedic medicine that gives eternal youth (supposedly). And to her shock she saw this man gabaru jawaan lying on hay. And they had a roll in the hay so to speak.
Aarti: OMG! did you have thunder and lightning like we did in our CON?
Radha: No ours was a dry CON with no water effects or sound effects.
Aarti: OK did you have a candle blowing off?
Radha: What are you doing comparing our CONs?
Aarti: No just curious to know where our CON stands in the all time BEST-CON ranking in PVland.
Radha: Oh! do not worry...ours will be shown in black and white and we won't have "hum toh hare" song in BG so your CON wins hands down.
Aarti: Oh! don't get disappointed by the looks of it even you got knocked up by the single CON. So even your dry CON scored. These Scindia men I tell you "jaane kis chakki ka aata khate hain"
Radha: Well I am not sure whether we had a single CON or multiple CONs. The CVs are still working on it.
Aarti: Multiple CON. Lucky you! We will be completing our anniversary soon and we have just had that one EK AKELA CON in the entire year.
Radha: Don't worry...feasting after fasting will be doubly good for you.
Aarti: Oh! Maa. Thx for your blessings.
Radha: OK onto the rest of the story...he CONNED me and made me preggers and then he CONNED me and left me all alone. Main lut gayee barbaad ho gayee. So I decided to take revenge.
Aarti: So that's why you swapped the babies?
Radha: I did not swap the baby...SP did. He came by saw my yashu-baby compared with Sky-baby and decided to keep the former with himself as he was cute.
Aarti: So SP knows everything?
Radha: No a branch fell on his head and he forgot everything related to me. When I tried to confront him he denied ever conning me.
Aarti: But why did you keep quiet for so long???
Radha: That I will tell you in the next episode. I am tired now come on let us all have a nap along with Yash.
EPISODE ENDS
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