A long katha
Is it all coming to an end? Is Bollywood is over for me. Is shah also going to become like amir and saif…a cheater?
I remember the first movie of shah rukh, chahaat, with some bhatt girl . I was alone with my granny's. Granny's tv was dying…yes heading towards grave. Every 5 min the sound would go off. My grandma gave me a bowl of grapes and asked me to sit beside tv and give a hit every 5 min, I guess that's the only way tv was gonna work. Grandpa was too cheap to go and buy a new one.
I sat there with those sour grapes. The show started, and every 5 min, my grandma would shout: "HIT IT beta. Good girl." As soon as I hit, the tv runs. I was in cloud nine. Ban gayi briahna tv operator…a genius. Wow..i give a hit, tv runs…kaamaal hai.
The show kept running…and suddenly I saw my grandma shedding buckets. Even my grandpa was all emotional. Strong man he was, but shah rukhs pain even made him go kaput. I turned my head towards the tv to find out story behind this nadiya ki dhaar. What I saw, about 10/15 gundays beating up some dimple cutie pie…aka shah rukh. And guess what…they broke his leg. I heard it go…CRACK, CRACK. Grandma was screaming. Yes I could see the bones shooting up. The leg was in 2 halves. And OMG,…the close up of shah rukh. THAT very moment, I felt something…and my tears, unstoppable And those goosebumps..tell me about it. My grandma was all time high, cursing those gundays…something I instantly picked up…and proudly carry the tradition today.
I prayed ….pls god save this shah rukh. …MY cutie pie.
All of a sudden shah rukh roared. Achanak from nowhere a long Huge piece of wood drops on shahs lap, with ropes attached, nah don't worry badshah didn't feel anything..the wood seemed like a feather droppin on his lap. My granny started clappin and whistling, found myself joining. GO SHAH RUKH GO…..bhagwaan has arrived.
Shah badshah picks up the wood, gathers all the bones, yes each one of them, ties up nicely, altogether, some neat job there, up on his feet in 5 secs. UNBELIEVABLE! The cutie pie turns into some rugged bad ass..and ends beating up over 100 gundays in no time, bhagwaan threw 75 extra gundays to show the REAL POWER of a defeated man, that's what my grandpa told me when I asked how come 15 gundays turned to 100.
An absolute magic moment for briahna. Thunder and lightening occurred…with heavy barish, all at the same time.
But something else happened, in the midst of this hungama, the tv goes full blast. EK dum challoo hogayaa. My gannys said to me, see, girl, POWER OF SHAH RUKH.
THIS, all THIS made me believe in shah rukh. I never had to sit on floor, and get drunk by eating sour grapes , bang on tv ; i was given a proper seating….all thanks to MY shah rukh.
And that's how I became a shah rukh fan………………………………………………
But since this pc rumor, feelings are a bit changing. Yes I know it's all rumors, but I tell yaa all, don't take this mid-day lightly. I have seen all thru mid-day. They are spot on….these rumors do turn into reality. They were the ones who carried all tamashas of kareena and saif. These 2 kept feeding mid-day so that they will become some jhakaas couple, ban gaye bakwaas couple today.
Pictures of shah rukh and pc walking hand in hand, openly flirting, I knew something is going on. What poor act that was. It hurts to see your fav star doing these kind of silly acts. What the hell Gauri thought of this, only god knows. AND why blame pc. Sorry I am going to blame my own shah rukh rather than run down pc here. He is married, he has children, he has responsibilities…millions of die-hard fans..who look up to him, some even worship him. Why act cocky?? And what crap of statement of this…" no one can stay in love with someone forever."
What also bothers me, now if and if only …pc and shah rukh do end up together, what will happen to those shah rukh fan base clubs. So, a middle section will be created especially for pc, her pictures will be hanged and members will be told to LOVE AND RESPECT her cos shah rukh happens to love her?
Phir seh I have to go thru this drama. Good luck. I am out before it even strikes……………………………..byebye…………..!
All khans are becoming losers….
Even amir with that Jessica and fathering a child. Not to forget cheated on his wife with kiran. Yes laangan, reema out, kiran in, marriage out. Today he is news, bottle feeding baby, and all that…his 2 grown up kids watching this tamasha.
Now he is on the verge of becoming bapu Ghandi. With all this satamev jayte and all this preaching…it's a matter of time, someone will hand him a laathi and say ..ban jaa ghandi bapu.
NEVER!! My bapu said if someone throws pathar at you, you throw flowers. And guess what this wannabe does, he takes a dig at shah rukh , he gets a dog, names him shah rukh and feeds him rotton dog crackers. He is no Ghandi bapu. Kabhi nahi. U know what he is the biggest and baddest manipulator, conniving piece out there. Very smart. And I know why he is all so nice to bhai…cos he knows oh bhai shouldn't be taken seriously and all that. He must be laughing at bhais red pajamas and his black crappy tee shirts with being human tag. He knows his real competition is srk, that's why he would rather hang out with bhai than srk. The day bhai gives a THOUGHT PROVOKING ..oohhh wait a min….lets have a moment of silence…………………………….
Ok, ..wake up now…, where was I , yeah, bhai, giving thought provoking film…amir will get a pitbul, name him MERE BHAI, and feed him rotton doggy crackers too. just wait and watch. I hope bhai fans tweets and warns bhai of this. Is he going to stand by when bhai heads to jail. Just wait he is going to leave bhai stranded….
3. and poor bhai..i heard he is going to open a cancer home across his house. The min his case reopens..bhai takes a BIG human project, maha Samaaj sewa. You might as well have a huge waterfall done in front of your house, every beemaar, and criminals come and take a plunge..and, beemari and paap dhul gaya together- 2in one… ! I don't know what is his problem..while shah rukh is painting town red with pc, bhai is heading towards sanyaasi. Bhramachari hogaya. Poor kat..why blame her. Something is not right here. I have noticed bhai in his recent movies with touch me not mood. In bodyguard as soon a lovey dovey scene came..bhai quickly grabs/climbs a pole, a wall, or a tree, like a little boy. Here I thought…oh maybe we will get to see some nice romance like madhuri and bhai in HAHK..those killers looks bhai was giving madhuri. I will never ever go to see a bhai and kareena movie. They might as well sign a movie…"bhai behna ka atoot pyaar dekhiye". Bhai should fix himself before its too late.
I don't know why some of these celebs want to become god. I really don't mind their movies…I mostly go and see these 3 khans movies FDFS, hell i watched dabanng 3x in theater..c'mon beat me up now..but at times these khans childish,antics just turns me off.
Same I felt for Michael Jackson…I loved him to bits…I used to fight for him ..his innocence…but the day opera asked him: "why you, a 32 old guy would invite young boys and have them sleep over, ….disturbing. I am still trying to find answers! Yes he was a giver, made huge donations…but why such doings? Why put your fans thru this torture. WHY? I loved him, still love him…but still trying to find answers.
Oh and biggest khan langoor saif is talking big again. Yeah he thinks he conquered all by giving a 100cr move. What he doesn't know, that even tushar kapoor has given 100 cr movie. I happen to see race 2.i just wish there was a scene where someone chops saifs tattoo arm: "yeh mujhe de deh thaakur." Poora paisa wasool for me. I remember many said some cruel things about akki, ridiculed him, how he is some dhobi, don't have no class, and all that. But guess what…the so called intelligent intellectual saif, today, has zoomed ahead of akki in this dhobhi dept. he is piling up craps like no one as we speak, say he is MOST SHINING.. And guess what…akki is bloody shining in special chabbis…CHEERS TO AKKI…everyone go watch the film…NOW.
Oh and saif is talking awards being corrupt. Yeah right….dhobia, when your mummy handed you LAME hum tum trophy, you grabbed with both arms. Now you KNOW, you ain't getting anything for w#f av, races, cocktail, …now act like a loser….even amir when he first came he was awarded…no problem there, but when not awarded – CRY. Instead of boycotting why don't they come with some resolution? Do something…you seniors. What about those young growing actors like abhay, ranbir, ranveer, why discourage them??. Now you oldies times up…you wanna boycott the awards.. What bullshit is this.
Oh and while miya saif is saying corrupt award, the memsaab is collecting consolation trophy at some stardust awards. Yes, she missed filmfare..,,why, cos she didn't have guts to clap and cheer for others..vidya, sridevi winning, but she goes to perform at stardust and collect some crappy award. Khoob koyla lagi face parr…..
Talk about corrupt awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh and pls excuse my grammar, spellings, my hinglish…. I ain't editing my post, no time to proof read or what... you can throw chapel at me, laugh at me…c'mon, i ..i am outta here for couple of days. later all...keep rocking!
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