Hi yaaro
It feels so nice to do update after sooooo much time. I didn't get chance to bash up pia and jai through my updates for so many days so I was feeling very odd…aaj sari kasar puri karungi…hmmm (ohh I have to keep my comments toned down a bit this time….my warning levels were raised by 20% for advising Mr.'I-sleep-then-apologies' Walia to endorse viagra after his master performance in dubai)
Anyways….i missed you all during this period…
I do not support infidelity in any circumstances…but I have to dedicate these lines to jai walia……
Bewafa bawafa nahi hota bewafa: unfaithful
ye faasla kabhi kam nahi hota… bawafa: faithful
Kuch to majboori rahi hogi faasla: distance
Unhi koi bewafa nahi hota…
Hope you don't start hitting me with belan and chappals for those lines…
Ok enough of serious stuff…
This is what st.Bani will have to say after dubai episode is revealed.
koi pathar se na maare mere jai ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere jai ko........
koi pathar se na maare mere jai ko........
baniiiiiiiiii…..aage bhi to bol...............
nuclear power ka jamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko...................
and this is what pushkar and jai will have to say about Pia's pregnancy news..(well jai feels its pushky's child and pushky feels its jai's..and pia rani is confused.)
Tumsa koi dusara jameen par hua
to bhagwan se shikayat hogi....
Ek to zelli nahi jata
dusri aa gayi to kya halat hogi!!!
so todays episode starts with……
sahil is in abhimaan mood..(I wish u could act like amitabh though)
he feels its really wrong for jai mama to gift laptop to rano when he is handling such major project. He throws the parcel on the bed.. he is furious with jai for gifting him suit ka kapda..(oyeee something is better than nothing…look at pia she got nothing)
he thinks that jai has insulted him in front of the whole family…
rano comes in with the laptop..looking happy… sahil is angry with her when she praises jai and his choice
he says that someone has brainwashed jai so he believes that sahil is good for nothing( aren't u dear) and rano does all the work..
rano is taken aback..she says she has never thought that way..
she says that she knows sahil is the one doing all work and she is just helping him out and if sahil liked the laptop he can very well use it…
(kya yaaro, 8000crores ke empire ke malik ke ghar me ek mamuli laptop pe zagda..kekta mai send ur creatives for brain transplant…)
next part coming
jiggy is planning a lavish and grand card party for diwali night. She plans it outside so that she could invite all her frends over. Aaditya as usual khecchofy her taang about the way these card party used to be before their disastrous marriage…
dadi and masi look amused.
Bani comes in with worried expressions…
She says that hosting a card party is insult of lakshmi mata…
Jiggy makes faces…
She thinking hey bhagwaan ye kya namune chaatkar bheje hai tumne walia mansion me…(ha ha me thinks the same haan and btw jiggy u are not less than a namuna)
Masi tells bani that playing cards is not bad or insulting but it is to be done to welcome lakshmi maa…this is the one day we all enjoy and playing cards is just a game …u win some u lose some
Bani is convinced and says that she will arrange the party for her family…
But jiggy is angry now
She insults bani saying that this is not mount abu diwali where cracking some phatakas would suffice. Her high class and sophisticated(??????) friends would be attending party so it has to be lavish. And if u arrange the party it would be as downmarket as you…(jiggu say this in front of cuddu jai and u will lose those precious 32 teeth u flash everytime) she says that bani thinks playing cards is bad so she shouldnot be arranging it anyways..(haila jiggy tu kabse morals ki baat karne lagi)
Bani is sad…but doesn't say anything….jiggy says that she would arrange the party and leaves.
Aaditya senses the tension and tries to cheer bani up saying that nobody should take jiggy seriously (ha ha this man has solutions for all problems) bani is the one who will arrange party…bani is happy…..(chalo manager ki job kahi to kaam aayegi)
Next part coming
Bani is arranging party…instructing some servants here and there.
When sweet anu comes in with her chweet baby in tow..(anu looking really beautiful in sky blue sari…and the way she is holding baby,its hard to believe that she is the same bubbly anu….froggy face is one lucky man hun)
Bani and rashi are very happy to see her and they welcome her. Rashi enquires about froggy face who is busy with some work(ohh to ye kaam bhi karta hai…)
Rashi tells bani that party is about to begin and she should go and get ready…
Here is bani amma looking extremely gorgeous in blood red sari with nice short sleeve blouse….jiya dhadak dhadak tune playing in background….(where is jai?? Kahi pia ke piche piche to nahi gaya…uff)
Jai comes in and is very happy to see bani all ready for party..(hey cuddu aren't you going to stare bani????? Yahi hota hai haal shadiyon ka kuch saal baad…pehle biwiya hur pariya lagti hai…phir dikhati hi nahi hai)
He chooses a black coat and bani says that as usual she will choose shirt for him.
She selects a soft saffron colored and a complete white one..
Jai selects the white one…
Bani says out of blue….your choice has changed Mr.Walia…u never wear that white shirt (jai ki wicket gayi)
Jai is tensed all of sudden as her words slowly sink in…
He literally shouts on bani….my choice has not changed ok…(wo to ek raat ki baat thi…raat gayi baat gayi)
Bani can see him tensed….she says that she feels so dejected when jai is worried and isn't sharing the problem with her…(ha ha ha usne kya share kiya hai ye pata chalega na to…..)
She says that when they were strangers and talked through silence…there was calmness but now they are very close but she feels he is far away from her….
Bani is looking very hurt.
Jai is looking irritated by bani's monologue.
He says that bani must not think this way…he is tensed cause of some business problem.
Bani not backing off…says that shares problem has been sorted out then what else is he worried about???
Jai says that this wasn't the only problem…he has a big business to take care of…
Bani says that there is some storm waiting to pass through them…(ya u are right its hurricane PIA…beware)
Jai is getting more and more tensed….
He says that you never know what mistake you would make……and stops looking very frightened…
He says he would wear the shirt bani has chosen…(tu kuch bhi pehen le…dikhta to tu wahi million dollor wala hai)
He leaves…bani is sad thinking that she shouldn't have said that….(pehle joote maro phir bolo muze nahi marne the)
(Areee meri amma if u knew that jai never wear white shirt?? Why did u select it in first place???? Janti hai pia aur jai ke fling ke wakt usne white pehna tha yaar)
next part coming
ok here comes Peabrain pia ….she is wearing ditto blood red sari but with sleeveless blouse…she needs nailcutter…(chudail tere nakhun bad gaye kya????)
bani asks her to take it from cupboard…
she leaves….here pia is rummaging through bani's cupboard when jai comes in and hug her from behind….(ohhh I puked…..)
pia is all edgy…(wahi chance pe dance kar le pia rani)
he says I am sorry BANI I should have spoken like that….(u shouldn't have hugged her too…u moron cant u figure out bani…..she had sleeveless blouse on gadhe….
Check your blood sugar..i think affecting your eyes)
Pia turns around looking sad….jai is again shocked…(kabhi kabhi mere ko shak hota hai…kahi ye bhi to…u know)
He murmurs some apology but pia is looking as if someone has stuck her (I wish)
Jai turns around and sees confused looking bani…..ohhh again those funny looking expressions on jai's face…
Jai is looking guilty but bani amma smiles (chalo 4 th time lucky….jai, ye tera luck hai ya bani ke brains ka absense…jo bhi hai tere liye accha hai)
Before pia or jai could throw an explanation…bani says that its all her fault…they are wearing same saris…(wholesale me li thi kya)
She says that they shouldn't be feeling guilty…and its just a mistake….jai is relieved.
Next part coming
Pia leaves and stands outside jai's room
She is thinking to herself with those sad and agitated expressions on her face…(she was looking very good though)
She feels that she has attended status of second woman in her di's life…and she is ashamed of it.
She has finally in a position where she can stay in someones(read Mr.Walya)
Heart but she cant share his life and room(whats the logic????? Did u mean bed pia darling????…sorry don't raise my warning levels)
She is confused about her feelings…she doesn't know what she is sorry for?? Her jealousy or for her mistake….(I am sorry for u pi)
Bani is taking to jai who is still looking guilty as if bani has caught him red handed..
He cant face her but bani is again in bhashan do mode…..
She says that she couldn't see who was there with jai…(aankho ki problem isse bhi hai good…jaisa shauhar waisi begam)
She says that she just saw her back and she was dead .
With very heartfelt voice she says that she cant share jai with anyone….he cant see any other woman in his arms….
Then she says that when she saw pia there…she was relaxed….cause she knows they wont do something like this to her…(ohhh my poor baby)
She remembers bachelor party where jai was dancing with that belly dancer…(ohh u call that dancing…I thought he was just shaking his limbs)
She says that she was extremely jealous but couldn't say anything…….
Jai is sinking deeper and deeper….
Then she says dialogue of century……
YOU ARE MY GOD mr.WALIA….YOU ARE MY RAM…..
Bani bhagwan ram will curse you for this…..
Jai is guilt ridden……..doesn't say anything…..
Jai remembers pia yelling in his ears about how he is the man who could complete her….and his C-night with bani…(ohhhh they look so good together….)
New version of jiya dhadak djadak playing
Ho na tha wo ho gaya
Haadsa wo hai haadsa
Din aaye the suhane
Kiski nazar na jane
Lag gayi..tut pada hai aasman
Jai remembers all sweet moments with bani……….
next part coming
Jai remembers all sweet moments with bani……….
Jiggy is in her car going to her friends place….but some Mrs.Kapadiya calls her
She is furious about something and goes back to her house…..
Here jai and bani comes to party looking all happy..and smiling……jai looking so goodddddddd with that saffron shirt…
Aaditya is losing big time to dadi and masi who have set their own rules and cheating
Rano is searching for her statue who is nowhere to be seen (baitha hoga apne room me laptop kholke)
Masi and dadi insists her to join which she does happily…..
Pushky comes in…jai is glad to see him there……(oyeee for your kind information..ye pia ka patidev hai…u should feel guilty here too jai)
Jiggy comes in and is surprised to see such elegant arrangement….but smiling forcefully all her friends are playing…(inhe usne sophisticated bola tha…..bhagwaan bachaye sophisticated logonko)
They all are seeing some photographs which are jiggu's ….jiggy is shocked to see her photos with barnali…(the burnol woman)
Bani is approaching her table…(baki ke table tsunami me beh gaye kya???)
Jiggu is getting more and more tensed to see bani coming…..
Bani goes and asks in very childish way that she wants to see photos…..(ja na apne shadi ka album dekh….jiggy se behtar jai hai…anytime)
Jiggy as if waiting for chance insults her…..
Jiggy's friend asks bani…jigyasa ko kya hua hai……(use barnali aur natwar nam ke kido ne kaanta hai……)
Here pushky and jai are sitting at one table..when bani drags pia and asks Mr.Walia to samzaofy pia….jai is looking at pia…..(chashma laga le…wo pia hai bani nahi|)
That she should play cards as she is very good at it…(ohhh so she is good at something then…)
Pia says with very jealous tone…that bani should play as she will win….
She is eying jai…who is somehow very cool…
Pia says what if she lose??? she has never lost a game in her life and she doesn't want to break that record…
Pushky very sweetly says that….he will play with her and wont let her down…
Bani is smiling….
Bani says that she cant play cards and leaves….
Pushky spreads the cards…pia is picking up cards when jai keeps his palm on hers…pia those are my cards….(chune ki kya jarurat hai…..muh kis liye diya hai bhagwaan ne…..muh se bol nahi sakte the…ya tu bhi chance pe dance kar raha hai??)
Pia looks apologetic…jai is smiling..what for??? Ram jane
Here jiggy comes to her room clutching those photos in hands..looking frightened..
She thanks her lucky stars that bani didn't see the photos….
She says that the moment bani sees the photos…..that would be end…..
So all in all average episode guys……..
I wish there was a true jiya dhadak dhadak moment today…….
Okkkk…so time for some fun…
Pushkar's dad: "Congratulations my boy!"
I'm sure you'll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.
Pushkar: But I'm not getting married until tomorrow
Pushkar's dad: I know…That's exactly what I mean.
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, jai asked bani what she wants to celebrate the occasion.
"Would you like to have a new wardrobe?" jai asked.
"No, not really," bani responded.
"Well, how about a new car?" asked jai.
"No, thanks," bani replies.
"What about a new vacation home in the country?" jai suggested.
"No," said bani.
"Well, what would you like for your anniversary?" jai asked.
"I'd like a divorce, Mr.Walia," answered bani.
"Sorry, honey, I wasn't planning on spending that much," replied jai.
The angry bani met jai at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?!"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast!"
some marriage quotes…
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."----Mr.Jai walia
"My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him"
----Mr.aaditya when quizzed about Jigyasa eloping with Mr. Tarun Sablok.
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than Western Union money transfer. It's called marriage."
----Mr.Pushkar shukla…
I want to wish all IF Ksians very happy diwali….
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
And Eid mubarak
May allah fill your heart with gladness
Your home with good cheer
Your life with brightest blessings
Today and always
Eid mubarak…
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Thanks
God bless all.
ALTERNATE UPDATE by Who Am I?
[quote]Walia mansion :
dadi,massi,jigs and adi are talking abt cards party thats gonna happen,in b/w bani comes and says that cards party is APMAN to GODDESS LAKSHMI and all.....but all convince her saying its full fun and all and finally she agrees and says she is gonna do all the arrangements to which JIGS says in her style PLZZZZZZZZZ bani this is not some MT ABU diwali party,but party at walia mansion and tells her not to interfere and she will do the arrangement(GOD when will she shut up and mbani y dont she tell jai every thing wt theek waqt is she waiting 4r) ,bani is disheartned well others just keep quite, and when jigs leave adi says bani he is with her and they'll do all arrangements and bani smiles(her trade mark cutr smile)
arrangements :
Bani is shown busy arranging every thing ...telling every one wr to keep what and mean while anu comes with her baby(must say she wz looking lreally lik a post pregnant women all fluffy ),rasi,bani and anu play with babyand rasi asks anu abt rohit,to which she says he has gone out on work.rasi tells bani to go and ger ready!!
BEDROOM:
Dont expect much!!!!!
bani is getting ready,all done in red sari!!!not much jewellry and jai comes in full happy mood and says wow bani ur already done and takes a suit 4rm the cup board and bani asks him which shirt is he gonna wear,he tells her he will choose,to which she gets excited and tells its me who alwz chooses shirt 4r u and take s an orange and white shirt 4rm cupbaoard and jai chooses white one,to which she says ur taste has changed(stupid WHITE IS ur favourite i suppose,BE HAPPY,he is comin on to ur track!!!)to which jai reacts very badly and says bani NO my taste has,nt changed and y cant u understand i can be in tension,she says shares problem is solved na..but he yells saying dr can be many probs in bussiness and who knows wt mistake can ppl amke and stops and is shocked and just moves out of room....bani is sad and says i should'nt hav talked to him lik that
BEDROOM:
GUESS WHAT pia comes dr she is alos wearing red sari(danger)asks bani 4r nail cutter,bani asks her to take it 4rm almarah,bani leaves the room….jai comes back feels sry 4r his behaviour,goes 4rm behind and hugs pia,saying sry bani I should'nt hav talked to u lik this!!Pia is shoched turns bck,jai to full shock,and guess bani standing behind them all 3 look with shocked expression in silence,bani breaks the silence by bursting out saying u got confused coz of our sari!!!pia leaves!!!
BEST SCENE-1
The moment pia leaves bani closes the door behind her,PIA with all tears tells to herself DI u made me realized my place by closing the door and standing outside ur room I realized my hasiyat!!!I dunno wt are my feelings 1.Am I feeling guilty 4r being the other womwn in ur married life!!!!! Ya 2. Feeling jealous of u!!!!! saying so she leaves
BEST SCENE –2
In bedroom jai still not out of shock,bani trying to make him feel comfortable……..gives him a warning indirectly(yes guys she has given him) saying yes MR.WALIA I wz shocked 4r once,I wz jealous as I could see only her back,but after seeing PIA I wz relived,I cant stand another women in ur life!!!!JAI is shocked scared and all (screendivides into two upper part JAI,down his 19/6 with bani and kc with pia are shown) and she continues saying that day when I saw u with that dancer, I couldnot tell u how much jealous was I,I could not bear u in any other womens arms I cannot share u with any one!!UR MY BHAGVAAN MR.WALIA AAP MERA RAM HAI!!!!!FINISH jai wz like I am dead expression
ALL THROUGH OUT HIS EXORESSIONS WERE WORTH WATCHING!!!NO DIALOGUES
jigs in car!!!
jigs in car someone calls her and she goes bck to home and is suprised at the decorations,she goes and joins her frends...
meanwhile a light moment b/w ADI,MASSI,DADI AND RANO while playing cards as dadi is cheating and adi is loosing
JAI AND BANI ENTER HAND IN HAND FULL SMILING!!1goes seperate ways and socialise,while jigs is horrified looking at the pics her frenz are seeing and when bani asks wt pics are those,she yells at her again!!!and leaves (same pics that natwar kept in anus purse)loved watching her getting terrified
Pushky enters the party,jai greets him all set to play pushky and dy start playing,pia and bani(not again!!!)come dr bani asks pia to play,to which she says no!!!!bani asusual asks jai to ask pia to play(pushky is dr na cant she ask him!!!)PIA says she is worried she may break her record as she feels she is gonna loose her cards today to which pushky says no pia I'll not let u loose,bani smiles and leaves,pushky distributes cards pia is talking wn jai stops her saying these are my cards!!!!and eposide ends with his hand on hers!!!
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VIDEO UPDATE
By Topranger:http://zing-fm.com/topranger/ks20thoct.htm
By Bubbles:
http://media.putfile.com/Part-1-KS-Oct-20
http://media.putfile.com/Part-2-KS-Oct-20
http://media.putfile.com/Part-3-KS-Oct-20