1)..One day Dheer n Aditi wer going on long drive,not saying a word. An earlier discussion has led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede the their position. As they passed by a barnyard of mules and pigs. Dheer sarcastically asked aditi, ''are they relatives of yours?.. Aditi replied,''yes Dheer, i married into the family,now they are my relatives.''๐๐
2)..Aditi:-''you remind of the sea,''
Dheer:-''Because im wild, romantic and exciting.''
Aditi:-''No, because you make me sick.''๐
3).. Aditi was out golfing one day when she hit her ball in the woods, she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,''if u release me from this trap, i will grant u 3 wishes.'' she did and the frog said,'' thank you,i failed to mention tht there is a condition to your wish, watever u wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better.'' Aditi said,''thts ok. For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,'' you do realize tht this wish will make ur husband dheer most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him.'' Aditi replied, ''its ok, i will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me.'' so KAZAM- aditi became the most beautiful woman in the world!..For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. Thw frog said,'' tht will make dheer the most richest man in the world and he will ten times richer thn you.'' Aditi said,'' its ok. because what's mine is his, and whats his is mine. So-KAZAM-aditi became the richest woman in this world. The frog asked her wat she would like for her third wish.'' Aditi said,''i'd like a mild heart attack.''
moral of the story:-Women are clever. Dont mess with them.๐๐.... ur suggestions are welcome...