Jokes on Dheer...2..

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1)..One day Dheer n Aditi wer going on long drive,not saying a word. An earlier discussion has led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede the their position. As they passed by a barnyard of mules and pigs. Dheer sarcastically asked aditi, ''are they relatives of yours?.. Aditi replied,''yes Dheer, i married into the family,now they are my relatives.''๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

2)..Aditi:-''you remind of the sea,''

Dheer:-''Because im wild, romantic and exciting.''

Aditi:-''No, because you make me sick.''๐Ÿ˜†

3).. Aditi was out golfing one day when she hit her ball in the woods, she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,''if u release me from this trap, i will grant u 3 wishes.'' she did and the frog said,'' thank you,i failed to mention tht there is a condition to your wish, watever u wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better.'' Aditi said,''thts ok. For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,'' you do realize tht this wish will make ur husband dheer most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him.'' Aditi replied, ''its ok, i will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me.'' so KAZAM- aditi became the most beautiful woman in the world!..For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. Thw frog said,'' tht will make dheer the most richest man in the world and he will ten times richer thn you.'' Aditi said,'' its ok. because what's mine is his, and whats his is mine. So-KAZAM-aditi became the richest woman in this world. The frog asked her wat she would like for her third wish.'' Aditi said,''i'd like a mild heart attack.''

moral of the story:-Women are clever. Dont mess with them.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†.... ur suggestions are welcome...

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set_raj thumbnail
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ur welcome ragenie.. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š
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hehehehehehe very nice yaar! ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†
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Originally posted by: set_raj

1)..One day Dheer n Aditi wer going on long drive,not saying a word. An earlier discussion has led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede the their position. As they passed by a barnyard of mules and pigs. Dheer sarcastically asked aditi, ''are they relatives of yours?.. Aditi replied,''yes Dheer, i married into the family,now they are my relatives.''๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

2)..Aditi:-''you remind of the sea,''

Dheer:-''Because im wild, romantic and exciting.''

Aditi:-''No, because you make me sick.''๐Ÿ˜†

3).. Aditi was out golfing one day when she hit her ball in the woods, she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,''if u release me from this trap, i will grant u 3 wishes.'' she did and the frog said,'' thank you,i failed to mention tht there is a condition to your wish, watever u wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better.'' Aditi said,''thts ok. For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,'' you do realize tht this wish will make ur husband dheer most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him.'' Aditi replied, ''its ok, i will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me.'' so KAZAM- aditi became the most beautiful woman in the world!..For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. Thw frog said,'' tht will make dheer the most richest man in the world and he will ten times richer thn you.'' Aditi said,'' its ok. because what's mine is his, and whats his is mine. So-KAZAM-aditi became the richest woman in this world. The frog asked her wat she would like for her third wish.'' Aditi said,''i'd like a mild heart attack.''

moral of the story:-Women are clever. Dont mess with them.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†.... ur suggestions are welcome...

So going by the logic, didn't Dheer get a heart attach 3 times milder than Aditi??๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Posted: 19 years ago
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no 10 X greater attack lol
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dheer will have obviously 10 times more thn aditi. ๐Ÿ˜Š he is such a cheap character,doesnt knw how to talk n wat to talk...he puts everyone in embarassing position...thts y i started jokes on him...he is a perfect person for jokes. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Š
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Posted: 19 years ago
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hey... that was a good set from you Raj... really good jokes...

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u know what he should get 10times mild heart attack ....
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Originally posted by: set_raj

1)..One day Dheer n Aditi wer going on long drive,not saying a word. An earlier discussion has led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede the their position. As they passed by a barnyard of mules and pigs. Dheer sarcastically asked aditi, ''are they relatives of yours?.. Aditi replied,''yes Dheer, i married into the family,now they are my relatives.''๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

2)..Aditi:-''you remind of the sea,''

Dheer:-''Because im wild, romantic and exciting.''

Aditi:-''No, because you make me sick.''๐Ÿ˜†

3).. Aditi was out golfing one day when she hit her ball in the woods, she went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,''if u release me from this trap, i will grant u 3 wishes.'' she did and the frog said,'' thank you,i failed to mention tht there is a condition to your wish, watever u wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better.'' Aditi said,''thts ok. For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her,'' you do realize tht this wish will make ur husband dheer most handsome man in the world, and women will flock to him.'' Aditi replied, ''its ok, i will be the most beautiful woman, and he will only have eyes for me.'' so KAZAM- aditi became the most beautiful woman in the world!..For her 2nd wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. Thw frog said,'' tht will make dheer the most richest man in the world and he will ten times richer thn you.'' Aditi said,'' its ok. because what's mine is his, and whats his is mine. So-KAZAM-aditi became the richest woman in this world. The frog asked her wat she would like for her third wish.'' Aditi said,''i'd like a mild heart attack.''

moral of the story:-Women are clever. Dont mess with them.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜†.... ur suggestions are welcome...

LOL๐Ÿ‘

Omg, these are hillarious!! If I start getting stomach pains, I'm gonna blame it on you!!๐Ÿ˜†

Go Aditi, you show that creep his place!!๐Ÿ˜‰... Bechari, shes probably thinking, "Kahan phas gayee, I'm with a man without a shakal (nice face) or akal (brains)"!

Ye dil maange more!!

dc

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Posted: 19 years ago
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tht so well said desi chic.. ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜Š

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