The Pre-Nupital Agreement

Guys,
They never showed us the contract they signed regards the marriage between brigesh and that don't mind jiji. I think this how it will be, its my interpretation so take it with good humour please :)

The Singh Pre-Nuptial Agreement


1. PURPOSE. Mr. Brigesh Singh, herein referred to as "The Dumb man" and Ms. Urvashi Whatever, herein referred to as "The Annoying wife" are merging into matrimony, herein referred to as "The Singh Partnership II, Inc." The parties are setting forth in this Agreement their respective rights.

2. EFFECT OF AGREEMENT. The Annoying Wife will retain 100% of all property, cash, and her catch phrase "Don't Mind" upon termination of Singh Partnership II, Inc.


3.The Annoying Wife will retain 100% of all revenue from the tell-all book deal (tentatively titled "Singh: 101 Ways to marry a really dumb guy even better if he is your psychotic sisters husband!", by Weird Scenario Publishing), post-divorce television interview appearance fees, and monies collected from the eBay auction of The Annoying Wife's stuff such as secrets and the shirts The Dumb man refused to wear.

4. RIGHTS ACCORDED TO THE FIRST WIFE. As predictable as it may be, The FIRST Wife is fully within her rights to pose for the obligatory I am Stupid shoot
However, under no circumstances may The FIRST Wife should carry on and on about how her own sister betrayed her. Old story give us some credit

5. RIGHTS AGAIN ACCORDED TO THE FIRST WIFE…and we are being generous is that she can keep the child resulted from the union between her crazzyyyy sister jiji and her dumb hubby. After all we all can imagine how "SMART" the kid will be. And there would be no spousal support so now Tara change your gear and start working woman and stop your whineging…that will teach you next time before you ask your hubby to give you a child…

The Annoying Wife is accorded the right to a "hearty pat on the back" for a job well done, in addition to a patronizing "Certificate of Appreciation."