'What TO do & What NOT to do' by Asad Ahmed Khan

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What TO do & What NOT to do
By: Asad Ahmed Khan


Do you want to learn the ways of Asad? Do you want to learn how to do things and how to not do things? How to eat properly, how to sit properly? If so, then this book is perfect for you! Read on to find out how to become the most perfect "Khan".

All copies: hard covers and signed copies are to be sold to Zoya.


Chapter One
Bedroom and Bathroom Manners

Chapter Two
The CORRECT way to bake a cake



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Posted: 12 years ago
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You actually made this post? 🤣...All copies will be sold to Zoe.
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LOOL! I'd really love to follow this! :)
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Rofl I'm looking forward to this 🤣
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Hi...awesome topic I must say Would luv to read it eagerly waiting for d 1st part...
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Chapter One: Bedroom & Bathroom Manners

One should always sleep in their own rooms AND own bed. What to do when you are living in someone else's house and don't know where to sleep? Ask someone. You do not confuse your left and right and enter someone else's room. That is a complete no-no.

If by mistakenly, you do enter another's room, you do not drop your suitcase in the corner. Things must be kept in their places and suitcases do not belong out in the open when one can trip over. Clothes must be kept in the wardrobe, not thrown here and there (Considering this is one's own room, not mistaken room. If room is not yours, then one should have the courtesy to leave). Again, one must add that it is vital that the bed used actually belongs to the occupier. One should not simply sleep in the dark, on the bed when another can mistakenly think no one is there.

Do not leave your pizza and drink cans, especially pizza in another's room. This is a big no-no! If done so, then it may lead to disastrous consequences such as one accidently having pizza stuck onto one's end leading to an embarrassment from mother and sister. Absolutely not acceptable!

When entering bathroom, one should not! Under no circumstances, should not leave towels, hair products, soaps and other things out of place. Things must be put back to where it was. If found difficult to do so then please take a picture before using and use that picture to put the object back in place. Practice makes perfect! When one is in the bathroom, please knock. This is one's room, personal time, if you need to use the utility then one should knock and wait for a response. IF there is no response then it is permissible to walk in. However, failure to do so can lead to embarrassing moments such as one oogling another's six pack.

During night time, one must sleep in their own rooms. Please do not enter another's room, fall and make the whole of Quboolians drool over Mitwa moment. It is simply not acceptable. And especially if there is a supposed thief around: one does not simply run into a room. Similarly, if by chance one enters another's room do not sit in the corner and watch as it may lead to one nearly getting change and another close up showing of six packs.

It is simply not acceptable.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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A wonderful idea Zahara.
I've been thinking about making a thread like this since ages.I'm glad you finally did it..
All the lessons from Asad Ahmed Khan should be send as soon as possible to Miss Zoya Farooqui..😆

This idea is so amazing..
I'm loving this thread soo much.
Bedroom n bathroom manners.Ahaan..🤣
I hope Zoya may learn some manners after we telepathically transfer all the notes from Asad Sir to her peanut brain.🤣🤣
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Awesome idea :D please pm me when you continue

Nikki <3
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awesome post. i was laughing so hard, my stomach hurt.please write more abt manners and etiquette in the drawing room, kitchen even office.enjoyed it so much.😛
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omg..u really made dis post!! 🤣 🤣

awesomee idea 👏👏


vl luk forward for some more mannerism! 😉

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