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29 Dec 2012

Celebrities New Year Resolutions – Check Here

It is time to bid adieu to 2012 and welcome 2013. Well, we assume that our celebrities will also be welcoming the New Year in a grand fashion, making some New Year resolutions on the way.

Note: This is not a "real" article and the names stated below might have made some other promises. However, we seriously wish they'd make such promises only.

From Veena Malik's exposing rituals, Mathira's weird habits to Umera Ahmed's outburst at AB Productions – 2012 gave us plenty of fodder for gossip and the occasional cringe. Keeping all the happenings in mind, let's prepare a new resolution list for the celebs. Let's see what they should not be doing in 2013!

Faysal Qureshi

"I know I kept complaining about Indian content on our channels, and at the same time I happily hosted and judged shows that revolved around Indian songs. In 2013 I will try to rise above and prove that I am not a hypocrite."

Umera Ahmed

"I know I made a big fuss of everything and ended up causing HUM TV a lot of loss in Sarmad Khoosat. Next year I will try to control my ego and continue to work with people I am comfortable with. Additionally, I will try my best not to be repetitive."

Sanam Baloch

"I know I made some wrong decisions in 2012 and caused some rumors here there. In 2013 I will try to pay more attention to the scripts and try to improve my choices."

Bushra Ansari

"For your sanity I wsill stop writing. May be then Pakistani channels will consider our project again."

AB Production

"We will try not to make spinoff of our hit serials Additionally, we'll try to find a substitute for Parisa Siddiqui and hope that rumors of the woman jumping ship come true. Lastly, we will not have the same faces again and again"

Humayun Saeed

"Instead of telling people we need different products; I will actually take a stand and do things differently."

Mahnoor Baloch

"I will quit acting"

ARY

"We will not keep shuffling our shows and try to plan things in a better fashion."

Ayesha Khan

"I will put my ego aside and make amends with everyone I have fought over the years."

Babar Javed

"I will not sit on the shelf and let Furqan Khan destroy my name."

Urdu1

"We will stop airing foreign content."

Express

"We will shut down for good."

GEO

"We will go back to asking our producers to sell us their products and stop airing foreign content."

Ayesha Omar

"I will not pretend to be a nine year old anymore because they are smarter than I am."

Atif Aslam

"I promise I will never take part in a reality show that looks so heavily scripted."

Rahat Fateh Ali Khan

"I will once again start singing for Pakistani dramas."

Fawad Khan

"I will try and be less arrogant. I might also start singing OSTs of dramas I am starring in. After all, I am losing my position thanks to Behlool"

Mahira Khan

"I will take acting classes and use my potential to the maximum."

Nabeel

"I know it is hard, but I will try to produce good sit-coms now that one can watch with the whole family"

Mikaal Zulfiqar

"I will lose weight and may be try something different, if they bother offering me."

News Channels Hosts

"We will play fair and not jump ship every month"

Did we miss anyone? Oh, yeah we did… so how about you help us fill the gap?

P.S: Apologies if we ended up offending anyone. This is meant to be humorous only.

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