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**(Fun thread alert, please don't abuse the REPORT BUTTON, Shukriya)
Conspired at TheBoss's thread and Sapna AT on Dec 20th (A day before the world is ending, yeh bunch of despos I tell you 😛)
Executed at BB6 forum on Dec 21st (The day when the Earth stands still cuz after this thread, there is a great chance for it to become the reason of the ultimate apocalypse 😳)
Welcome to BB-FORUM's twisted version of E-Swayamvara/Swayamvadhu Conspired at TheBoss's thread and Sapna AT on Dec 20th (A day before the world is ending, yeh bunch of despos I tell you 😛)
Executed at BB6 forum on Dec 21st (The day when the Earth stands still cuz after this thread, there is a great chance for it to become the reason of the ultimate apocalypse 😳)
(Vara = Groom, Vadhu = Bride)
We have seen BB organizing Swayamvar for our Sana darling.
So after enough consideration and noticing many members pining for e-wife/e-husband, I have decided to play BB forum match maker/minister/wedding planner/someone who has nothing better to do😛
The first one to approach moi has been our walking and talking encyclopedia,
Return_to_Hades
**Applause to her for participating straight from the Greek Underworld (Hell)**
Return_to_Hades
**Applause to her for participating straight from the Greek Underworld (Hell)**
She has asked me to open a Harem for her:
So all you interesting/boring/Pakao/tharki/sweet/spicy/Gore/Kale/Desi/Videshi/Tall/Short/smart/dumb/girl/boy/PMSing man/PMSing woman/anyone and everyone is welcome to Pataooo openly and line maraooing our geeky and feisty intelligent being.
😈 Bring out your inner beast for this Underworld God 😈
(**some conditions apply, see rules)
😈 Bring out your inner beast for this Underworld God 😈
(**some conditions apply, see rules)
About Hades (it all boils down to sexuality)
As a great God, Hades is Omnisexual. Hades can be anything you want to be and will welcome anyone from any background: straight, gays, lesbians, bisexual, metrosexual (:P) and any kind of sexual being is welcome even the ones who are confused about their sexuality.
Impotent beings can compensate in other departments. So don't shy away from participating for having a weakness. And if you are asexual, Hades has the cure for that as well.
As a great God, Hades is Omnisexual. Hades can be anything you want to be and will welcome anyone from any background: straight, gays, lesbians, bisexual, metrosexual (:P) and any kind of sexual being is welcome even the ones who are confused about their sexuality.
Impotent beings can compensate in other departments. So don't shy away from participating for having a weakness. And if you are asexual, Hades has the cure for that as well.
Hades brief marital history:
Straight from Hades' mouth: "I've already been e-married thrice, two wives and a husband. I had a son too. But now I'm looking again. I have a queen bee - Axeion. She rules the master bedroom and has the keys to the secret place. But I have permission to build a harem to suit my very varied shades - fifty shades of Hades. Don't worry, as a God my love is endless. I'm very generous, compassionate, loving and open to many ideas. 😉"
RTH's devious Requirements:
Again straight from Hades's mouth: "I want Hindu. Christian. Muslim. Jewish. Atheist. Oh. More Muslims, the better. I have a fetish. Oh and a firecrotch too please. If I think of any more needs, you will be notified"
Questions for Hades' future E-mates:
1) Mention the reason why you should be considered to be part of RTH's harem___
2) What can you offer to this future E-relation (E-lation, courtesy of RTH)______
3) How would you survive with her in Hell__________________________________
2) What can you offer to this future E-relation (E-lation, courtesy of RTH)______
3) How would you survive with her in Hell__________________________________
--// Rules //--
- You have to be over the age of 18, we aren't that besharam or stupid to consider kids and get tagged as pedophiles😛
- You have to be OK and familiar with polygamy, since that is what RTH strongly believes in.
- You are most welcome to use any tactics to win RTH as long as your comments are readable to all age groups, use your discretion and head before posting anything 😉 i.e no bashing, no vulgarity or derogatory name calling, let's not get this thread locked 😳
- RTH has given me this responsibility, so final decision of choosing her future e-mates will be MINE only, inputs are welcome from everyone including RTH
- Last but not the least, do not shy away from showing your "tharki" side 😳
- And please no rotten eggs, tomatoes or sandals (Even then if you can't control your urges, then divert your target to "The Boss" since the idea had been conspired yesterday on his thread 😈)
This thread is also for those unfortunate beings who haven't gotten a chance to find their better half on BB forum unlike Mullah and his begums or Omni and his OmnikiLaila or Dexy and her KRK/Shukla. So if you find yourself a better half through this thread, do mention it and you shall be showered with an E-wedding ceremony.
And if you still are one of those loners, not to worry ji, we will consider having an E-Swayamvar for you as well in coming final weeks of BB forum😛
And if you still are one of those loners, not to worry ji, we will consider having an E-Swayamvar for you as well in coming final weeks of BB forum😛
As for the folks who love to dwell in watching the drama than being part of it, do tag along with binoculars and magnifier to enjoy this out of the world E-Swayamvar. You shall be asked in the end to contribute few rose petals/flowers for the ultimate wedding/arrangement preferable to our bride/grooms
So who's ready to become Hades ka komal avem phool sa Bakra/Bakri ????
Disclaimer: Mods this is just one of the fun threads for all the members. Not to offend anyone who is against E-lations. This thread isn't targeted at any group or religion or caste or creed. RTH has given me her highly permission to move forward with this Swayamvar.
A BIG FAT JOKE and take it as one in case you are one of those with serious streak missing a funny bone 😉
P.S: Do not let this topic of mine bomb at the BB-Box Office 😛
****Dhanyawaad for not controlling your drools and urges****
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