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I must be mad for doing this, but what the heck. Reviving the inanimate awards after a really long break, no really, it's true. 😆 Ok Cut it. Damn I think that was supposed to go right at the end.🤔erm...whatever!
Now a few ground rules before you enter this Battlezone, which is precisely what this is not! It's not even connected to the leads so no chanting that mantra here...heck it's about every thing else ya all ignored so far. So here it is folks, put down those water-guns, bazookas and phoos bombs join the party
and add your own awards and categories if you must to
and add your own awards and categories if you must to This special award that goes out to The Inanimates that animated ipk⭐️
Presenting🥳
Da iPink Inanimate Awards
Best Bacground Music goes to -
The lonely Payal that starred in movies such as Silence of the Majority
Best performance in a supporting role goes to -
The Red Choli for being there and everywhere. Hit movies include - Eternal companion of the neurotic mind , Lamp and Jealousy, Diwali Nights, Diwali Fights, Khushi's day out-Temple Edition, kabhi khushi kabhi tears and New Moon and the Kidnapping Saga.
Best debut goes to -
The Black Choli for ultimately stealing the red choli's thunder starring in the blockbuster of the year - A starlit Farmhouse and Finding Nemo.
Best actor in multiple role goes to -
The Room by the pool that starred in movies such as Lonely Nights and Laptop Spies, The Snake Chronicles, The Sisterhood of the Weepy Willows, The Burning Suitcase and its prequel, The Burning Bed, Illegal Weddings and Life was bipolar.
Most diligent inanimate award goes to -
The White Baniyan for starring in movies such as mr. & mrs. Napped, The Dirty Laundry, Meet the Hut and Cast Away.
Outstanding performance in a negative role goes to -
The Fake mustache for starring in Twitchy itches, The Freeloaders, The Fake ipk Lawyer, The Missing Scorpion Sting, Will's Day out. Roti, Paisa aur uski BiwiTV and Di ki Delusions.
The FlashMob Award goes to -
Khushi's Cell phone Ringtone for starring in Gangs of AShantiVan.
The Relentless performer Award goes to -
The Hair Gel for Main Gel Bhaiya ki Zulfon ki.
Burnt Jalebis for the worst performance goes to -
The Lock starring in but absent from The room with a recliner. Roti, Paisa aur uski BiwiTV , Will's Day Out and Di ki Delusions.
And to the RainMaker for its marked absence in the superhit, The RainDance that broke a million hearts.
Best actor in a fleeting appearance goes to -
Laxmi's collar bell for playing the critical role in movies such as Will's day out, The Fake ipk Lawyer and Khushi's Day out-the temple edition.
Best actor in a Dishum-Dishum goes to -
The Red Blue suit for starring in mr. & mrs. Napped. Roti, Paisa aur uski BiwiTV, New Moon and the kidnapping saga, Meet the Hut and Rocky.
Life time achievement award goes out to -
#1. The Glycerin (Ed.200) for being there phorever, in all movies, without you, ultimately this award would not have materialized.
The Jury Award has been cancelled this year because of Network Problem. 😆
All winners will get exclusive lifetime passes to uncensored RabbaVe screenings at a secret location.
