guys me here
part 17
as its declared that maan and geet are couple and maan is choudhary son so finally all person stannnd their are curious to know about talli and uncle
so choudhary asked them ,who they are
uncle : ji mai hu aap ki bahu ka baap
choudhary : oye is ka matlab aap to mere sambanndhi hue
aaye gaale milye aur yeh saath mai dusara kou n hai( who this other guy with you).
taali : ji mai hu aapni bahen ka bhai
aapke bete ka saala matlab aadha ghar waala
hi hi hiii
choudhary : thik hai beta , chalo tum hi ghar chalo.
aayo tiklu chalo ghar chale
maan : ji ghar ma khaane ke liye milega
choudhary : arre kyu ahi milega
agar tujhe nahi milega to aur kise milega ,tu toh meri duniya hai mere laal.
taali : ji mai pooch raha tha khane ke saath kuch peenne ko bhi milega kya.
choudhary ; arre milega ;
aakhi tu to mere bete ka saala hai
aur hum to kahte hai ke saari khudai ek taraf aur joru ka bhai ek tarf . arre beta ji aap jo maange ge aapko milega
as all are ready to move with choudhary suddenly geet pulled maan back and
geet : kaha ja rahe ho ,tiklu
maan : chup chap chal meri maa
khaana lkhana hai a
free food dera,free food, lets go before they knew reality
as they all reached home the thing which really make them wonder is that the snap of choudhary son which they have on front wall of their main room is just look like maan but the only difference is that the man in pic has moustache but maan didn't
just than an old come and hugged maan dearly she is choudhary 's wife (ch. w.)
ch.w. : hu hu huuu
mera beta aa gaya
dekh lau chaudhary ,kitna patla hogaya hai mera laal with that she kissed maan both chicks
mere sona.,mera pila, mera nila kaha chala gaya tha tu
tujhe bilkul bhi aapni maa ki yaad nahi aayi
hai tiklu ,bata mujhe
and finally all of them take their seat dining table . the moment food served in front of four,all start without waiting for second as like they didn't eat for ages and choudhary who sit in front of maan see him lovingly as finally his son is home and choudhary's wife orders servant to bring all food items fast
choudhary : kha beta kha
sab tere hi liye hai
aur tune aapni photo dekhi, kitni badi badi muche thi teri.
maan ; haan haan ,bahut acchi photo hai.
just than one servant brought hot puri for them annd to divert the topic maan pick one puri
maan : very good ,hot hot puri
choudhary : arre hai yahi to mai kah raha hu
pooriii, pooori ki poori muchhe katva di tumne
sharam nahi aayi tumko
its like the moment which geet is waiting for
geet with the feeling of sadness in her voice start her drama
geet : yahi to sasur ji
maine inhe kitna kaha
muchhe mat katvao
muchhe mat katvaao
par yeh meri baat sunte kaha hai
maan hit geet with his knee to make her shut up bbut on the other hand choudhary who think its all real smiled and said
choudhary ; yeh to bachpan se hi aisa hai
choudhary wife : arre baate saari baad mai kar lena
pahle khaana to kha lene do mere harre ko
dekho iska face kaisa pilla ho gaya hai.
kyu ri par katti tiklu ki nayi bahu
kuch khaane ko nahi deti thi kya mere laal ko
geet : nahi maa ji ,aisi koi nbaat nahi hai
ch.w. : agar aisi baat nahi hai to kya baat hai
pata nahi kis bhuko ke khandaan se hai
lapak lapak ke khaaye ja rahi hai jais kabhi kuch khaya hi na ho, jarur sab kuch tu hi kha jaati hogi kuch bachta hi nahi hoga mere laal ke liye.
maan : haan maa haan
tune thik kaha
par ab galti to insaan se hi hoti hai
mujh se bhi ho gayi
as maan wants some more galli for geet so he start his drama too , and to stop him geet hit him with leg very hard before he said anything chodhary wife again start speaking and this time its geet turn to smile
cho.w. : koi baat nahi beta sab thik ho jaayega
tu aaram se khaana kha
abhi teri pahli biwi bahaar gayi hai
maan : pahli biwi
mmm ggg rrr
mmm
iii sss
maan real had a hard time to speak a word on the other hand geet has an evil shine in her eyes
cho.w. : mai jaanti hu beta
tera aankhe teri pahli ko dekhne ki liye taras rahi hai
geet :yeh hi kyu
mai bhi tumhari pahli wali se milu
KYU TIKLU JI
its feel so wowww
maan : oh just shut up
finish your food
or ALSEEE
geet : dekh lo sasurji
yeh kaise baat karte hai mujh se
just than outside the house, one very angry lady comes and if looks can kill than after looking at her ,one for sure said that some one is gona killed today by sure.
you all guess it right
she is none other than maan 's pahli patni,all ready to bounce
(don't get naughty thoughts dear,first see who is the one poor soul)
trowing all the people and servant who come in her way she reached the main hall and shout
pahli patni (p.p.) : durrr hut jaayo sab
KAHA HAI MERI SAUTAN
MAI USKA KHOON PEE JAUGI
AUR USKE CHOOTE CHOOTE TUKDE KAR KE KUTTO KO KHILA DUGI
USSE NAHI CHODUGI MAI
the time when p.p enter the room time like stop their for all as the bite which was present in their hands land back on plate in spite their mouth as it like a shock for them to see her . maan seems like lost his tongue on the other hand geet who till know is all happy to face her sautan is suddenly afraid after listening her point of view about her self
cho. w : woh dekh tiklu,teri pahli patni bhi a gayi hai
maan : yeee haiii
please god no
dadi ma ki choice acchi thi yaar,beta maan yahi hota hai
jab aap bado ki baat nahi maante
cho.w : beta thodi der chup rahna
lagta hai pahli waali abhi thode se gusse mai hai
p.p. : kaha hai meri sautan
aaj kya abhi mai uski haddi pasli thod kar sab chura banna dugi
with that much shouting ,she already able to threaten them
but as one say thing can be different in hearing and seeing. so after seeing p.p. in front of them both maan and geet first timr feel its not a good idea to eat free food always some time you have to pay the large amount than actual cost.
p.p. who is standing in front of table
p.p. : accha to yeh hai meri sautan( poor soul geet feel like dissappear at once if some one grant her a wish) jis ke liye tu mujhe chodde kar gaya tha .
as in anger p.p. start marching towards maan ,he is sure that this will be his last dinner .but suddenely when p.p said him that he left her becose of geet ,its like he got the way to move out of dark tunnel
precap : big fight
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