Tia Khabri ka Khulasa (Special Edition)... Part 3

Originally posted by: tia.o

Tia: Okay fine. Shyam.

Devi Maiyya: He wished to leave a cushy life that he never had to pay for and I sent him to jail. Wishes fulfilled. Is there any cushier life than Indian jail where we have 1.2 Billion people feeding the criminals while they play cards and cricket?

Tia: Ummm... okay fine. Anjali?

Devi Maiyya: She wanted to look hot in transparent designer sarees and that's what she got. Trust me, after delivery no woman even wants to look at transparent sarees for months. And while you are doing 2 a.m. feeding, looking hot is the last thing in your mind.

Tia: Fine, Mamaji...

Devi Maiyya: He wanted to be away from Mami. And he got it. I made him vanish.

Tia: Okay fine. Khushi?

Devi Maiyya: Well, she wanted a baby boy just like her Arnavji. She got it.

Tia: And Arnav?

Devi Maiyya: Here's what he wished for when he was blowing designer candle on those God-awful jalebis, "I wish to see the result of my super action soon, so that those freaking despos in IF stop doubting my Chotey." And I sent him the result the next day. Now if that ain't fast track delivery, I don't know what is...

Devi Maiyya: Fine, your brain will turn into mashed potato.

Tia (clutches her head): What?

Devi Maiyya: You wanted to enjoy IPK, that's the only way to go.

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS

Yeh lo..

Humaara bhi haal yehi hai. Bas.

Originally posted by: boreddamsel

I am going to reply in gifs.. 'coz my brain can't think of words after I fell off the bed on my head laughing!

Originally posted by: prabba

EXTENDED VERISON :

Tia : WHY DID HE TAKE THE CC CAMERAS WITH HIM.?? We want to watch the Rock Vey of the Bed , we can't ,CVs DONT want to show us ... How do I up understand the birds and the Bees..

Devi Maiyya: He is surviving showing footage of the "IT" to his Jail Mates, so they don't kill him...

Tia: WHAT ABOUT US, HOW CAN WE SURIVE??

Devi Maiyya: I have sent proof of Chotey's Daastan ... So you all now know he can Blast..

For watching "IT" you have to rent po*n movies online ...Cvs have hangups of their

Own Which I will talk about in my next session at the Pull Khan meetings...she has intimacy issues, you did not hear this from me...

Tia : what about Mashed Potatoes, atleast can you make it Spicy with some Masala... Ill take anything Spicy......

Devi Maiyya : OK. Bhakht send me a Petition, I will work on it, I can't promise Masala maybe some sour Cream For a sour taste ..Ha ! Ha! Sorry, your state of Despo make me want to laugh...

Originally posted by: tia.o

Adding you to the main post... 😉