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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: EXPELLIARMUS




As the official, thick-skinned viewer of IPKKND, I must inform you, the correct words are "Khushi main...".
The above highlighted word does not exist in the Star plus dictionary.
😆


Call it what you like. Sex, the Big C, shagging, doing the dirty, boing-boing, ding-dong, suhaag raat, Parineetafication, what have you. I don't care. Show mein saala bahut confusion hai. I need a no holds barred "They did it" wala chapter in the faraqtion. No questions about doris and bangles and all that shit. Someone needs to write that he slammed her up against the wall and slammed himself into her and made her scream...etc etc. Just make it really obvious for people like me who don't appreciate or understand nuance. Thank you.

Kostin: Who's going to bell this verra sexyyy cat?
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Posted: 12 years ago

Originally posted by: joenet1234




WHAT?!?! The "big C" stands for "consummation"?
I thought it stood in for coitus ... mind. blown. "..and it all started with a Big Bang! "BANG!"😆

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Posted: 12 years ago
aww you gaaaizzz!!

CONGOS!!

MST DSRVD WIN EVA!


but seriously...congrats to all the chiknis!! you make me laugh when the serial makes me cry so muaaah and 👏 and 🤗
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Posted: 12 years ago
I read sum parts of this FF...but thn missed d link🤢

U PPL WIN FF of the WEEK??????????????😲

cONGO CHAMELIS👏👏
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Posted: 12 years ago
I tell myself patience, my child. They opened their zips and learned the brand and style of each other's underwear.

One day the towel, the biwi ki saut, will be threadbare,

Then Khushi's soft soft, cushy... (Hold on gutter minds) touch will take over...

Then Khushi's warm, moist (You guys go in too fast yaar) kiss will join her touch...

Then Cho-tey will reach it's ultimate goal (Now you are waiting? Fill in the blanks with hints from gutter land)

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Posted: 12 years ago
By the way, congo Chamelis...

Sing,

Aayee, Chickni Chamelis, Openly Sahelis, FF of the week le aayee
Aayee, IF rocking, paper ball fighting, sarcasm scissor chalake aayee
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Posted: 12 years ago


Chapter 15, Part 1




A/N: Apologies to our 11/25/28/40 readers for the delay in updating Faraktion.
The Chamelis were out celebrating our 'FF of the week' win.

But we are back now, so read, like, and don't forget to comment with this 🤣

Oh, and 9 year olds, read under the coffee table.
Everyone else, you can sit on it , if you like.





RECAP:

Khushi woke up in her bed.

There was a sticky towel in her hand.

What the...?!!





Zabardast twist?







Arnav looked at the towel in Khushi's hand and struggled.

With his conscience, not his zipper.

He knew he had to make his choice right now.

The choice between Tauliya and Nanhi Khushi.

It was a hard(on) choice, but he finally knew what he had to do.


He snatched the towel from Khushi's hand, ignored her startled expression, and walked to his SUV.

He drove all the way to Vasant Vihar, found a deserted garden, and started digging a grave.

When he was done, he reverently laid the towel inside and covered it with mud.

Wiping a tear from his eye, he thought about what would be written on the tombstone.

'Gone forever, to the plateau of Rub-ness'?

Or 'A friend, good and true, rubbed ma balls, till they were blue'?

He would decide later.


For now, he had some bridges to cross, an image to rebuild.

What did these Chamelis think anyway, making him do all these weird things in this FF?

And now that it had won an award, he was afraid of where they would go next.

No,it was time to take matters into his own hands.

Not those matters, dammit! Guttermindz.

He would show them who was boss here.


How dare they make petitions for action?!


He was Arnav Singh Raizada, and he would make a plan that led straight to doing it!


Only, what plan??


Hollywood.


Yes, he would take inspiration from Hollywood.

In those movies, doing IT was almost always preceded by a date.

So that's what he would do.

Him, and Khushi, on a date.

Or two.


Or three.


Or 69.


How many would it take to get some action before this post was reported, dammit?!


He wouldn't worry about that.


So, first date, coming right up.

Khushi wouldn't know what hit her.


And neither would the know-it-all Chamelis.











Part two is here: https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/67337249�


Edited by EXPELLIARMUS - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
Chapter 15, part 2





Zabardast Twist?



Date 1, 9:00 am



"Do you see that? All that sleek, tight power..the length..the width..."


"Yesss...Arnav!"


"Do you hear that? The thudding, the panting..."



"Umm..no, I don't.."


"Cum closer, aur paas...aur paas..."


"Oh, now I hear it! "


"Good. Now let's get even closer..."


"B..but Arnav, it's scary..."


"Khushi, there's nothing to be scared of. In time, you will get used to it. Now come here, let me position you on top..."

"On top?!! I can't get on top! I've never been on top before! You said I only had to see it!"

"Khushi, it's okay.. I'll hold you. I'll do all the work, you just have to sit on it..."


"Okay..let me try...here...is this correct?"

"Just a little more to the centre...ahhh..perfect!"


"Arnav, this is strange..I can feel it moving under me...and I can feel the bunching of the thigh muscles too.."

"Yesss...that's it...just allow yourself to feel..and follow the movements..."


"Ooohhh...this is good...Wow!"


"I told you it would be..."


"Arnav, I'm so happy your jockey friend allowed me to ride his horse today!"






Date 2, 9:00 pm




"Arnav..I think you misplaced your hand.."


"What the! Misplaced?! "


"Yes..why else would it be under my skirt right now?"


"Khushi..you have so much to learn...never mind, this movie date is a good place to start. And thank you for wearing that red skirt.."


"I wanted to stitch some gota on the border..."


"NO!! No Gota..or pom-poms...nothing but you and me, baby.."


"Baby?? Oh are you talking about the new entry, ASR?"


"No, I was referring to..never mind.
And why did Nani have to name her new pet lamb Atul Sallu Raizada anyway?"


"I think it's great! Nani is a Salman fan too! All those pickle containers in her room actually had Salman DVDs, you know.."


"Khushi we didn't come here to talk about Nani! I want to show you something...just wait..."


"Arnav, why are you struggling to open that?"


"Wait a minute...ahhh..here...it's open. Now open your mouth..."


"Like this?"


"Yes...wait..no, wider!"


"Arnav! I can't! People will stare..."


"Khushi I don't care about the others.. Just open wider..good. Now close your lips around it...yesss..like that. and now, you suck."


"Phuck??"


"Khushi don't try to talk with your mouth around it...
yes, Suck!"


Silence.


"Harder, dammit!"


"Arnav, I'm tired. My cheeks are aching.."



"But you haven't even finished half your Pepsi yet! Get that straw back in your mouth!"








Date 3, 7:00 pm


Khushi knew Arnavji was angry about the last two dates.
She wanted to make him happy , and plan a zabardast date.

Which was why she had turned to the one place she had always sought help from.

IF.

And that's where she got this idea.

And now she was here, on the terrace, waiting for him to cum.





Arnav slammed open the door to his bedroom, and flung his jacket and tie away angrily.
His last two dates had been boring. Platonic.

He could almost hear the jeering, the wild laughter of the Chamelis.

He sat on the recliner, opened his laptop..and stared.

In bright red lipstick, written across his screen, were the words..

MEET ME ON THE TERRACE NOW.

He was out of the room faster than Bhatiya getting onto Babe_Sarun_Dhruv's thread.

He opened the door to the terrace, and blinked at the thunderous atmosphere.
It was raining, and Khushi stood there, in a Red saree.

A wet, red saree.

A wet, red, completely see-through red saree.

A wet, red, completely see-through red saree that outlined every curve, dip and hollow.

Chotey arose for the first time with no towel in sight.

Arnav smirked.

He stalked closer to Khushi, and smirked even more when she didn't step back.

He could see her body clearer now, the raindrops making their way down paths that his hands would soon trace.

Arnav was breathless, and spineless.

Wait.


Spineless?

Where did that cum from??


Anyway, he finally reached her, put one arm around her waist and dragged her against his body.

She gasped.

Chotey twitched.

The sky thundered.

Di sobbed.

Hold it.

DI???!!


"What are you doing here Di?!"


"Sob..I just..sob..saw you come upstairs...sobbity...and I knew it was raining..and so..sob..I brought you this umbrella!"


"Di. Please. I don't need an umbrella. I need...Chotey..I mean, I just want you to go downstairs, and pray for more rain, okay?"


"Okay, Chotey..If you say so, Chotey., By the way, Khushiji, do you know your saree is more transparent than mine? I think I'm going to renegotiate some more.."


"Fine, Di, you do that. Now just go..."

Arnav watched Di close the door behind her.

He would not wayshte this opportunity, Gangnam ki Kasam!

He pulled Khushi close, and kissed her.

Not a forehead, cheek, or BD kiss.

The real deal.

With tongue action and everything.

He slanted his mouth over hers and took the kiss even deeper.

He could hear her panting breaths.

He could hear the sound of thunder.

He could hear his rapidly beating heart.

He could hear...Akash??!!



"GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!"

"WHAT THE!!"


"Bhai ! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your CPR version 2.0! "

"I was not...oh,never mind. What do you want?"


"Oh I just wanted to know how I look with my contacts..I tweeted you a pic too!"


"Akash. I'm busy here. With something more important than your contacts. More important than any of our contracts. More important than anything, even Di ! So beat it!"

Akash hurried away, muttering something about his glasses not getting in the way while kissing Payalji.


But ASR had had enough.
This terrace was not suitable for what he had in mind.

He knew just the place, though.


It was as secure as a locked blog.

He swung Khushi up into his arms, and bounded down the stairs.

He reached the poolside, and pushed her up against the wall.

The same wall where they had shared the almost kiss last Diwali.

The same wall now immortalised by Ismailvegamze.

He leaned in to kiss her again, when he heard it, faint, but unmistakeable.

Khushi heard it too, apparently, because she had stopped hyperventilating, and now stared at him, shocked.

"Do you hear it. Arnav?"

"Yes..it's been so long.."

"I haven't forgotten , though.."

"Neither have I.."

"It's magical.."

"Yes.."

"It's beautiful.."

"Yes.."


"Oh I just love Rabba Ve!"








"CUT IT!!" LM yelled.

"It's a wrap for now, guys! We are done shooting for the PG-13 rated, 8:00 pm version. Next we continue where we left off, and film the 11:00pm version of the IPK special, Iss Raat ko Kyun Censor karoon?"







All rise for the Chameli anthem

ASR rox (against the wall)

Sarun papers (newspaper obituary of the towel)

Arshi scissors (Cut the damn dori, SJ!)





Final update by Serial Junkie.
Need I say more?

Edited by EXPELLIARMUS - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
Res!

Edited (Of course I meant to edit this res. It wasn't a mock res mocking others):

I had this big smile on my face and Choti asked me what I was reading.

I told her FanFaraktion and she understood.

I was actually planning to scrap one of you to ask why weren't you updating it and one day you did and how!

Bahoot hi badiya. Ekdum maja aayi gava padke 😆

Update soon! 😃
Edited by Rasgulla_sp - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
Part 1:

Hawww!!! 😲

The last ray of hope was the towel...ab toh woh bhi margaya, saala.

LOL, the Chamelis party on longer than the initial run of the FF lasted. Party hard indeed.

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Part 2:

Tongue action beats puchak any day of the week.

Poolside, wall, and what's this? Aiyyo, the return of RABBA VE!!! 😳

Bhelcomes back yaara!

Edited by nonasi - 12 years ago

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