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FQ had a youtube failure, and her RK dosage was delayed as a result. There were Consequences.
RKham Asylum
RK has descended in his beige trousers of making girls swoon. A dramatic shloka plays, which is'nt very clear on FQ's computer. But of what little she can hear of it, the verse is dedicated to Shiva. Perhaps someone can enlighten her why it is playing during a confrontation with Ganesh. All in the family? Oh, I forgot. They don't think the audience has a brain. Oop, my bad!
Nonetheless, RK advertises a random RAisbhai and his great kebabs of joy. Hope he charged a hefty endorsement fee. He pulls up a chair, and quips re two gods eating from the same plate. As he tries to offer the meaty delight to Gman, Madhu, defender of the faith, holds his wrist and says: 'your meaty delights are mine, RK! How dare you go about distributing them to all and sundry?' But I think that bit may have happened only in FQ's head.
What she says is how dare he desecrate the idol by eating meat in its presence. RK asks why she's always manhandling him! It's too much! Always with the touching, and the grabby hands!
But he backs off, and makes a statement re houses and walls and stuff but I wasn't paying attention as he was looking so hot with his bit of meat in his hands.
You! Yes, you! You're clogging up the gutter, pls to move on.
At le chawl of disproportionately sized rooms, Malik, looking like a recent devotee to the Jane Fonda aerobics craze with an 80s style bandage headband, enter Pad's house. Oh dear, Madhu is not there to escort him in. Trishna, who was worried that Deeplali might steal the ' most makeup worn' award from her, has come back strongly, and is wearing an entire cosmetic counter on her visage. She informs Malik that because she used up the budget on her eyeshadow, Roma had to go away on an outdoor, i.e, could not be hired.
Malik wants to find a big job so he can pay RK back. And rescue Madhu from that hell full of hot devils. if only he knew what his li'l girl was getting up to!
Who wants to bet that Malik will proceed to sign on for a death-defying stunt in the next few weeks?
No one? Yep, it's that obvious. Also Madhu hasn't told him about the 25 percent discount that has been given to her. SOMEONE doesn't want to leave Hot McHot that quickly!
Trishna gets in a snit because how dare Malik think about Madhu?
Back at Rkham. M and Mil are doing some domestic garland making. Radhaji, she of the dancefloor fame, is speaking of her son's nastikdom. Enter Deeplali with a glass of milk, ready to curry flavour, oops curry FAVOUR with the MIL.
She says how RK is not YOUR common man, but an emperor of his own world. madhu, who has seens her husband naked-- sorry, what was I saying? I meant, Madhu who has seen her husband NOT naked agrees.
Overtly she say things about miracles and faith and that if little Madhu prays hard enough, that Tshirt will come off...
She promises MIL a fast track refaithment. Again. Gee, repetitive much?
Upstairs, RK is surrounded by Molly-s and Modaks and Mridangams. It's total sensory overload. He can't eat, he can't drink of his cheap white wine. He can't even find a glass... He is overrun my flashbackorama. I see, he LIKES tying MOLLY in unconventional places. Hmmm.
In le chawl, Trishna is heating milk for Malik. And we have flashbacks of a conversation we heard not ten minutes ago! Is this a disease you have director ji? She and P have a totally avoidable conversation. T sulks that she will never forgive Madhu. How dare she jump the queue to get to RK?
In RKham. For no reason whatsoever RK decides to descend and give as an impromptu Campanal concert in tinny. Gee, Amitabh has a big ol' ghanta to ring, and you give RK a teeny hand bell? No fair, writers!
RK complains why Bappa didn't stop his dad from killing self. Or didn't, if he couldn't be bothered, to tell Rishu to do so! Emotion! Face all adorable!
Right. Sorry, got a bit carried away. So much that that the line about Bappa being made of stone barely registered. Who cares, whether he's made of stone or clay or papier mache! RK says he won't cry a single tear when HE, i.e, Bappa, is taken for visarjan.
Upstairs, Madhu watches. She likes it when a plan comes together...
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