Whole through the episode i was waiting to see the much awaited kathiavaad ki rani aka hamari koki.. But she did not come!!!๐ Disappointed ๐
Everyone was singing the same song... Gopi ,The achaar slave, Dhawal ,The driver , Ahem , the servant,Urmila ben The estranged lover, even the newspaper front page, all have only one thing say,,'Kathiavaad ki rani Rajkot mein'!!!! ๐Hearing it baar baar Garodia bhai is on the verge of losing his sanity!!!๐ Kokila getting ready for the final showdown..๐
Rani... rani... rani !!!
Ahem and Gopi reached early for work with a custom made newspaper for Garodia bhai...๐
They parked the car outside and Ahem went inside first to exchange the custom made newspaper with the real one... But Garodia was faster than Ahem !! He opened the door.. Ahem hides behind the door... Dhawal comes in his tempo and hit Garodia's car!!๐ฒ ME: He really has a car!!!!๐ฒ
Garodia leaves the newspaper as the 'breaking' news came out!!! ๐ he ran to the spot for better coverage and attacked Dhawal bhai point blank..
G: Yeh aakhe hai yah button?!!!! kya kiya tumne?!!!๐ก
D: Maaf kijiye Garodia bhai, aap ki gaadi ithni choti hai ki dikhai nahi diya door se ๐ And it was raining too yesterday!!!!๐
G: You can't see properly coz of yesterday's rain?!!!! ๐ฒ๐ก
D: Nahi,I was just talking about weather.. ๐ณ waisse , did you read today's newspaper?!!!๐
G: I read or not , tumhe kya?!!! subah subah aake mera gaadi ka light uda diya!!! ๐ก
D: I said sorry too!!! ๐ฒ did you read the newspaper?!!!๐
G: Yeh newspaper newspaper kya lega rekha hai?!!! ๐ก
D: Kathiwaad ki Rani aa rahi hai Rajkot mein!!!๐ Aap ne suna hai na Rani sahiba ke baare mein?!!!!๐
G: I have heard of only one Rani shahiba.. She is Shyam manohar Jha's wife, Anjali Jha !!! ๐ณ
D: OH!!! ๐ฒ this is a real one..!!!! ๐
By this time Ahem changed the newspaper..
G: Whatever!!! I will go and get fev quick to fix the light ...
D: Fevi quick?!!! Aap ki gaadi mein patch work light acha nahi legega... How beautiful car is it and with one patch work light it will look like a pirate car!!!๐ฒ By the way i need to go early today wanna see kathiwaad ki Rani ๐
Ahem runs out of the varanda and hides behind the bushes as Gopi came in.. She too started singing Rani Rani kathiawaad ki Rani... But no assar on Garodia bhai!!!! ๐ฒ Then Ahem ,The sevak Ram came in join in chorus.. They all together sang 'God save our queen' anthem.. Still no Effect on their target!!!๐ฒ๐ฒ He was like' Teeno ne milkar dimaag ki chatney bana di!!!๐ก He walk past the newspaper leaving Gohem ๐ฒ... So Gopi picked it up and ran behind him and started reading the most important news of the day for Garodia bhai ๐
Gopi: Kathiwaad ki rani in Rajkot!!!!
Garodia: Started again!!!! and NO DANCE IN MY HOME ๐ก... IT IS NOT JHALAK HOUSE!!!!!!๐ฒ๐ก If you dance again, the PH will throw you too out and look for another Gopi...Do not let the history to repeat ..ok!!!!๐ก
G: Nahi Ram ji bhai, I was sooo happy that Rani is coming๐ You have a look at the news ๐
Garodia took the newspaper ( Atlast!!!!) and read the news ,that is made just for him!!! ๐ Gopi did stop dancing, but continued her Rani rani song!!๐
G: Rani ... rani .. raniii... ornament .. rani rani rani... dewaani rani rani rani!!! ๐
A: Rani rani rani... bacha bacha rani rani rani... Aap rani rani?!!! ๐ฒ
G: Rani hai rani.. kami na paisso ki... Rani rani... bada ghar rani rani rani... ๐
Still no effect on Garodia bhai!!! ๐ฒ He send Gopi and Ahem back to work .They went to the kitchen and prepared more Rani Rani dialogues ...Ahem send Gopi to serve it again!!!๐ She went to Garodia ,the manager with a half day leave application, Meeting with Kathiawaad ki Rani written as reason!"!!!!๐
Gopi: Ram ji bhai, I want Half day leave ๐
Garodia: Why?!!
Gopi: Woh.. woh ( She looked back at Ahem, who was hiding behind the wall!!!! )๐
Garodia bhai saw Gopi looking back at Ahem and he got upset ๐
Garodia: Yeh mere ghar mein kya ho reha hai?!!!๐ฒ what are you looking back?๐ก... this is not ice cream parlor or something!!! aissa nahi hai ki, yeha aaye , kissi se line maare... Yeh ghar hai mera aur you two are my servants!!! Line maarna yeha mana hai!!!!๐ฒ๐ก Now you tell me why you want leave?!!!๐ก
Gopi: I wanna see Kathiawaad ki Rani...๐
Garodia: Why?!!!
Gopi:aissi waissi Rani rani rani... dil ki rani rani rani.. my achaar rani rani...๐
Garodia : helloo.. Good morning , were you sleeping?!!! this is no longer your achaar.. It is mine. and you are my servant !!๐ก
Gopi: Then you too come with me!๐
Ahem comes with the tea and he too started Rani Rani song... And Garodia's head started spinning after hearing too much about Rani rani already..๐so he decided to go to his shop ๐But the tricky trio was not ready to leave him alone!!!๐ So Ahem send Dhawal bhai a message 'Entertain Garodia more' ๐Dhawal bhai started with his part as garodia step out of the house!
D: Aap ko kahin jana hai?!! Rani sahiba se milana hai?!!!๐
G: OH GOD!!!!!!!!! Rani?!!๐ฒ
D: Rani nahi..., kathiawaad ki rani!!! She like antic ornaments and rani .. rani... aap ki ornaments rani rani rani... lottery rani rani!!๐
G: Kya rani rani?!!! chathis rani rani rani...!!!๐ก Oopsie daisy!!!๐ฒ me too started singing Rani rani!!! sab chup.. dimaag mat khao!!!๐ก
But Dhawal was not ready to be chup!!! ๐
D: She is staying nearby.. in Gopi ben's neighborhood๐ And she is not like your chathis other ranis,, she is KATHIWAAD KI RANI.. K-A-T-H-I-A-W-A-A-D KI RANI!!!!๐ฒ
G: I said I dont wanna see her!!!๐ฒ๐ก Go and load the achaar in your tempo๐ก
Dhawal really run out of dialogues at Garodia's back to work announcement..๐ But his last ' phir bhi aap ko ek beer jaake milna chahiye' was damn cute ๐ค
Expert at work!
Dhawal knew that they need to convince Garodia bhai to meet the Rani, so he called the queen of all the kalakaaris to the playground๐๐ She came and looked at Ahem, who was serving tea for RG
Garodia:Sab athe hi mera naukar pe line martha hai!!!๐ฒ I am sitting here. so look at me and say why did you come again ?!!๐ก
U: I dint come to see you๐ก
G: That I gotta know!!!.. Sevak ram, Go inside,NOW๐ก I told you many times that when ladies come to see me, never show your face out of the kitchen!!!๐ก Sabki neeyat kharab hai!!๐
Ahem obediently goes inside...๐
U: I came to pick up my children early today!!! As they wanna meet Kathiawaad ki Rani... Gopi's in laws .rani rani rani...
G: You too, my love!!!!๐ฒ N-O spells NO !!!๐ก No one is going anywhere!!!๐ก
U: Your brain is gone to the market to buy oil..๐ But mine is already back .. so i am going to meet her!!!๐ heard that this time she came with some bodyguards , they all are hot and handsome You sit here and eat achaar . Acidity and heartburn mubaarako aap ko ๐
As he had still feelings for Urmi, teer nishane par lag gaya!!!๐ She came.. she talked.. she taunted ...she got the job done๐๐... Urmi ji, tussi great ho!!!๐
Garodia gave Gopi half day leave and asked her to take him too to meet the Kathiwaad ki Rani!!!๐
Contestant number 3
The door bell rings.. Rashi opened the door.. There comes the Uninvited everyday guest of Modi's!!!๐...I really think she is sleep walking and always end up in her daughter's sasural!!!๐ This time even Rashi was not quite pleased seeing her mummy!!!
R: Mummy, Aap phir aa gayi?!!!๐ฒ you better consult a doctor for your sleep walking disorder!!๐ฒ๐ก
Before Urmi could say anything,there comes a voice: Dekha Urmila ben?..Urmila ben ne dekha to kya dekha?.๐ฒ. Kokila standing there as if she is posing for 'lady holding a tray of vegetables' painting for Raja Ravi Varma!!๐ After their usual nok -jhok , Urmi presented her reason for arrival... She took out some grrreat costumes to support Koki in her Rani act!!๐
K: Acha , so you started doing nautangy on streets too!!!๐
U: NO it's not for me!!! It's for you!!!!!!! to look like a queen you need to wear this kinda dresses๐
I was ๐คฃ at Rashi's expression through this convo!!! She was amazing ... ๐Her expression showed the disgust, disbelief, shock and shame!!๐ Anyways, Urmi got her daily dose from Koki.. Koki bhi Khush.. Urmi bhi khush!!!๐
Jigar brought costumes for everyone.. Asked Hetal ben and the men of the house Not to come outside while the act is going on...
Around the Modi house
>With Ahem's immense support and encouragement Gopi learned to say Lies almost convincingly!!!๐ I think one day we will get to see Gopi doing LLB and being a professional lier !! Seedhi saadi bholi bhali gawar girl turns in to a lawyer !! Nayi soch hai na?!!! ๐( No offence to lawyers!! My brother is a lawyer too!!!)
>Gopi and Dawal were so cute when they desperately try to make Garodia to meet the Rani with their Rani rani talks!!!๐ค
>No matter what , Modis needed Urmi to get the job done!!๐
>The costume Urmi brought were amazing.. she brought even a cardboard crown for Koki!!!๐คฃ
> I really wonder , how could RG miss Ahem , when he opened the door?!!.. Only reason i see is that CVs dont want him to see ๐
>Dhawal bhai was so sweet when he said ' mere fayi ne bulaya ,issiliye andar aaya'.. Urmila ben is soo lucky to have a bhanja like him!!!๐
>Rashi in her gown ... and Koki comes and ask what is this?!!! Kokila ji, she is playing dressing up games!!! dil toh bacha hai!!! Samjha karo!!!๐ฒ
>I was ๐คฃ when Jigar asked the men of the house also to hide from Garodia.. REALLY?!!!! ๐ฒEven we dont see them for days!! then how could they be seen by Garodia Bahi!!!!๐คฃ
>Legtha hai kaaffi gareeb Rani hai..๐ฒ She uses only second hand jewellery!!!๐
Precap
Garodia bhai came to see Rani of kathiawaad along with his servants... The watchman gave a salute to his new cook, leaving everyone ๐ฒ๐ฒ..
I think the watchman bhai did that purposely for not letting him to participate in the fancy dress competition ๐
Anyways Sevak Ram need to find a solid reason for receiving such courtesy !!!๐
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