In Focus:Mere Munne ko anda kisne maara?

Mere Munne ko anda kisne maara re?

1. Amma, aapne?

Amma (All worried):Mr.Walia teekh tho hain?Arrey I am in the middle of a crying jugalbandhi with Raashi.Abhi use finer nuances of bhashaning bhi sikhani hai.Maybe Papa Cobra.He's got a bad nazar.

1. Papa Cobra?

Papa Cobra (Grinning):Hum aise gustakhi kaise kar sakthe hain?I was frantically searching for MT's wonder drug.Shayad main kamyab ho jaoon..phir Mr.Walia ..Balle Balle! I think it must be my little sister.

1. Cobra dear?

What a joke!Jai ke wajah se Bhaiyya satiya gaye hain.Sandy Bhalu ke saath apna sar fod rahi hoon.Kambaqt hair cut hi kar nahin raha.Humesha mere nose me gus jaati hain.eeks!I bet it's Jigyasa.

1. Jiggu Kitty?:

How the hell would I know?Anyway, I am getting late for my mahachudailikas' sammelan.Ouch I'm looking so dull today.I used only 500 bottles of foundation and 250 shishis of lip gloss.Must send Tony to replenish my make-up kit.I am sure it must be my son;Ranvir.Mere aankhon ka tara!

1. Swamiji, aap?

Nari ande aur sharab ko dekhna bhi paap hai!Hari Om.I was oiling my cheeks readying them for the next slap from mamaji.Pushkar ka bachcha hi hoga.

1. Pushy puppy, tho aap hain?

Arr, what?I don't know and don't care. I was busy eyeing Swamiji's Pedigree.Amma's left overs are as insipid as her bhashans.I miss those days when Jai Sir used to personally feed me Pedigree and fresh farm milk.Sigh sigh.. ..It has to be Pia.

1. Tho aapne, Pia canine?:

Woh loser tho mera hi naam legi na.Typical!I have no time.I was hoping to hook a bakra from the fortune 500 list!Koi nahin mila tho Mr.Walia se hi kaam chalana padega.I think it's my sweet sister;Rano.

1. Rano benji, tell us the truth?

Pia ki itni himmat! Chhodiye ji.Meri tho kismet hi fut gayi.Ek taraf over active Pia aur doosri taraf underactive sahil.Ek ki muh kholne me aur doosre ko shut up karne me hi meri poori zindagi kat jayegi.Hai re kismet!Raashi?

1. Raashi Mata?

Ye aap kya keh rahen hain?Kuch der pehle tak mamiji ke saath crying jugalbandhi kar rahi thi.Uske baad se mirror ke saamne secretly, Menaka poses practice kar rahi hoon.All thanks to '1001 ways to seduce your stubborn husband.' Shayad Sandyji?

1. Sandy Bhaluji, sach kya hai?

(Preoccupied): Ye Nair hair oil zaroor hi adultrated hai.Excepting my head, hair is sprouting from everywhere else.Ye Roshni bhi sar kaa rahi hai.What?Anda?Whose?Go away.It must be Sahil.

1. Sahilji kya kehna hai aapko?

Me? Don't you know I am the statue of the Walia mansion?My duty is to just stand and stare unless Mayi becomes meherbaan and gives me some dialogues.I have my shaqs on Tarun.

1. Tarun Lee; the man with the brilliant smile?

(Startled): Oui..I ..err..I was actually.. err…watching 'Striptease'.Thought I'll learn a few extra tips from Demi Moore!What?An anda was launched at my dost?Serves him right.saare girls ko apni or keench liya college days me.Now please excuse me I have to get back to.. err..business!😳

Tho aakhir mere Munne ko anda kisne maara? Let's find out from the horse's mouth!

My horse Oops I mean my taaza Gulab Jamun?

Hmmm?😕

Munne, tujhe anda kisne mare re?

(Getting excited): Really mujhe anda maara?Kahin Bani tho nahin?Shayad kuch ishara kar rahi hai!😳

(Getting sad): Maybe not.Actually I don't know.I was not able to decide between Johny Walker and Bacardi Breezer.So I was doing Inky Pinky Ponky.😳

(Getting emotional): Mere 15 stone frame par anda maara tho bechara anda zaroor tut gaya hoga, mere kambaqt dil ki tarah.. ..😭

Sheesha ho ya dil ho ya anda ho.. .. aakhir.. ..tut jata hai tut jata hai tut jata hai.. ..😭

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Amma ne kiya kya haseen sytham

Munna raha na Munna anda raha na anda.. ..

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😭Yours tuta andafully😭

-Raaga

P.S:I always forget my manners.😳A huge thanks to our KS photographers.W/o them, more than half omy posts will be trash.Thanks angels!👏👏And not meant to offend anyone's sentiments.Just for gags.😳

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LMAO!!😆😆😆.............Raaga hun, tussi great ho!............Made me smile first thing in the morning!