Salman Khan Under NASA's Radar for Research

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Posted: 13 years ago

#11

aap logo ko aise moon ki roshni se bachaya hai yaar.

Samaztey nahi ho z aap

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blue-ice.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: Lemony
aap logo ko aise moon ki roshni se bachaya hai yaar.
Samaztey nahi ho z aap

ab samajh aa gaya...sallu bhaiya ke fotu wale chanda mama se bachaya hai aapne😭

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WickedSlayer

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Posted: 13 years ago

#13

Why did Aishwarya Rai accidentally drop Baby Aradhya?

As she sang Chanda Mama Door Ke to baby Aradhya, she looked at the moon accidentally and freaked the hell out.

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Originally posted by: blue-ice

I haven't seen ETT...but suna hai ki poori train rok dee uss jacket ne👏...aur uska baal bhi baanka nahi hua...toh abhi Martians jab attack karenge...toh unka attack rokne ke liye they want to develop similar jackets..

🥳 bhai is rajnikant of bollywood 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Originally posted by: -Xaffron-
Why did Aishwarya Rai accidentally drop Baby Aradhya?

As she sang Chanda Mama Door Ke to baby Aradhya, she looked at the moon accidentally and freaked the hell out.

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blue-ice.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: Be.A.Rebel
🥳 bhai is rajnikant of bollywood 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

OK Munna...then here are soem Salman Khan jokes for u...enjaaay..😆

Salman Khan doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Salman Khan has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life there.
Salman Khan killed the dead sea.
If you spell 'Salman Khan' wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Salman Khan?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Salman Khan can play the violin with a piano
Salman Khan once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
Micheal Jordan to Salman Khan: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you?
Salman Khan: Rascal; how do you think the earth spins!?
Salman Khan once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
If Salman Khan was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
When Salman Khan logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
Salman Khan once killed 20 men just by saying "BANG"
Salman Khan knows Victoria's secret.
Salman Khan can divide by zero.
Salman Khan has counted to infinity, twice.
When Salman Khan gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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Posted: 13 years ago

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Yes. PLEASE ---- SALMAN itself is a PLANET which does NOT need to be a part of our SOLAR SYSTEM -- SALLU along with his die-hard fans should be migrated to ANOTHER PLANET _-- SInce he is RAJNIKANT of Bwood _ his does not anyways follow the laws of physics (like gravity) when it comes to ACTION in HIS FILMS ---- so he better off with staying away from earth's gravitational FIELD_--@@ The ALIENS on other planets will definitely enjoy his action in movies LIKE DABBANG --- @@

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Dazzler

Posted: 13 years ago

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Hrithik once challenged SALMAN in a Dance Competition.
Result:
Hrithik on a wheelchair in Guzaarish.
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Once a farmer replaced "scare crow" in the farm with SALMAN's statue. And birds even returned the grains they took last year!

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SALMAN can produce fire by
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rubbing 2 ice cubes.

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FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, SALMAN poked him on FaceBook!

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Nishita123

@Nishita123

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Posted: 13 years ago

#19

^ 😆😆

Reminds me of Ranjikant's jokes 😆

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lentils

@lentils

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Posted: 13 years ago

#20

This is great, let's hear more jokes!

Salman is so difficult to describe. He's everything and nothing at the same time. Physicists should also examine him. At least he's interesting, def most interesting from the current lot.