Madhu: Chal sanyassi mandir mein. Tera chimta meri choodiyaan dono saath baajayenge, saath saath khankaayenge.
RK: Kyun hum jaaye mandir mein, paap hai tere andar mein. Lekar mala kanth dushaala ram naam gun gaayenge. 
Madhu took RK to the mandir by force.
Madhu: Presenting you the new "WADDA" mandir made by padosi forum people.
RK: What kind of name is it... And what are we doing here ?
Madhu: Chalo phir se shaadi karte hain. It will be your fayda. Double torture you see.
RK: WTH I am RK and I don't have to marry you once again to apply my sadistic plans on you. But I have a better idea I will murder you.
Madhu: Nahiiin !!! 
There comes Madhu fans
Madhu fans: Don't even dare to touch our Madhu.
RK: Chill I was just joking.
Madhu: Even jokes are not allowed... 
RK ne bajaya mandir ka ghanta aur awaz nikli "wad da wad da"
Madhu: Eeew what was this ?
RK: The sound of Baba Expressionath.
Madhu: Like Baba Expressionath like ghanta.
RK: Aise maat bolo... don't you know BE is the king, even Bollywood actors copy him and soon Hollywood actors will do the same.
Madhu: Yeh tumhe kaise pata ?
RK: I am not useless like you Biwi, I read forum members posts.
Madhu: Achcha toh aur kya pata chala tumhe ?
RK: That fights are going on in MEIEJ forum... Zee TV channel accused me of being expressionless...
Madhu: Why ? Jealousy ? 
RK: Kya hai na Colors TV has amazing shows that too because of expressionless actors like me and one expression actresses like you... They have kings and queens of expressions and still Colors rocks na that's why.
Madhu: And what else did happen ? 🤔
RK: Aur kya your fans didn't like my sweety's post and they started proving that you are a queen of expressions... I seriously don't understand DVDians, why are they fighting ? Why fighting for our expressions ? Expressions toh har koi ek de sakta hai... Even my Farah gives hundred expressions 😎 kabhi dekha hai all the emos she uses in her topics and comments... Sometimes she comments only with emoticons. 😎 And Poco she uses avis for the galiyaan... It's so easy to give expressions but are they all actors ? See I am sure 99% people here sing in their bathrooms but are they singers... Famous or not we are all talented in this world... haan I agree some actors have constipated expressions and some singers have bhikari type voice so it's hard to ignore them but we are expressionless so why wasting time for our expressions...
Madhu: I so agree with you. Even I don't understand them.
RK: And some of your fans should learn how to have fun. They should know that my fans are kutte log. Even I myself am pareshan but as you know kutte ki poonch kabhi seedhi nahin ho sakti. I think DVDians should bajao us and have fun all together and whenever any Zee TV channel aur any other channel aaye toh they should Bajao and then kick them out... 
Madhu: Exactly !
RK: Lekin nahin they will fight like Tom & Jerry... Now everyone is leaving the pforum... Cari, Koyel, Poco, Shifali... I understand Koyel she simply wants to fly
and Poco wants to be a bhootni and haunt/stalk me...
Why does she love me so much ? Anyway fans are just like us they are playing love hate game. Madhu: So that means you love me ?
RK: Nahin I am Bruce Wayne now so I am like a Devdas type... I am hurting you because I am hurt... Soon I will transform into The Dark Knight and my love for you will be selfless. 😳 So they will love each other once we will fall in love...
Madhu: But who is Bruce Wayne and the dark knight ?
RK: Your patidev. 😎
Madhu: Toh tum kaun ho ? I thought you were my husband.
RK: Grrr I will seriously kill this dumbo...
Madhu fans "Don't even touch our Madhu"...
MEIEJians,
I am not at all sorry for this post... 😛 People here trying to bring peace... I am telling you we should all bajao DD and VD for fun... the way RK and Madhu are bajaoying each other... And when padosi forum members will come with their bashing post we, DVDians, should bajao them instead of bajao each other... We should only have fun because without fun forums are boring... So we all should be like monkeys What say ?
Edited by Coeur2PsychoFMS - 12 years ago