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Smriti

@serialjunkie

Rocker

+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

Ek Terrace Sau MU

Ek Choli , Kisi ne na Kholi

Sau Dori, Bekar nigori

Terrace pe hai Suhag, aur Raath bhi

lekin pahunchi Second Show Dekhnay Dadi bhi

ASR ne Kaha, Dadi tujhe Dirty Picture dikhaoon?

Apni biwi ko behalaoon phuslaaon?

Dadi ne socha, kyon na mein popcorn laaon?

Per Khushi ne kaha, I'm 8 pm slot, mein ghar jaaoon?

Bistar ko bhi baday pyaar se sajaya

Phoolon ka haar banaya

C*nd*m ka packet bhi wholesale mein mangvaya

Saala, saaray ghar ke furniture ko bhi aag se jalaya

Tub bhi yeh kambakhth ladki na maani

Pher gayi saaray kiye karayay pe paani

ASR ne kaha tum log na janiyo, Meri pareshani

6 mahiney se roz kar raha hoon ganday bathroom mein man maani

Ab tho mujh pe tharas kha khushi

thak gaya mein karthay karthay khud khushi

(inspired by housefull-2)

Saambar ka patha nahi, par Rasam Zaroor chahiye

Daler Ka Patha Nahi, per Mehndi Zaroor chahiye

Jamun ka patha nahi, per gulag zaroor chahiye

Jism-2 ka patha nahi, per Marriage-2 zaroor chahiye

FM1 - He wants it.

FM2 - The family thought he called her to iron his shirt

FM1 - He got her a lehenga with dori.

FM2 - And he didnt even get to pull one. What good is a dori that doesnt get pulled.

FM1 - Dadi, Kabab mein haddi

FM2 - Dadi, Karvayegi Shaadi

FM1 - Anjali sexting Shyam, how creepy

FM2 - She is so ASR, she wants it.

FM1 - ASR is Da Man, look at his self control

FM2 - Instant Inflation and Deflation, that is an art

FM1 - Are you talking about the Prices in India?

FM2 - Are you under 18?

FM1 - yes

FM2 - Then yes, i am talking about Inflation and Deflation of prices.

FM1 - I am so happy

FM2 - Why?

FM1 - ASR is still a virgin

FM2 - Aye now, don't start that again!!!

FM1 - I dont want them to do it. Their love is pure and clean

FM2 - What the! This is not a detergent advertisement. Its a love story.

FM1 - I hate when they show kissy-wissy on TV, people have no morals only these days.

FM2 - Ahem! your siggy has an Almost naked sobti and Almost Diwali kiss. What is that? Almost moral?

FM1 - You!!! how dare you mock me!

FM2 - No you hypocrite, you no sex no passion serial lover

FM3 - But guys, they will remarry, and they will have SR.

FM1&2 - In the last EPISODE YOU MORON!! SHUT THE EFF UP!!

Edited by serialjunkie - 13 years ago

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bhangan

@bhangan

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+ 5

Posted: 13 years ago

FM 3 - Hey what happens on suhaag raat I am curious

FM 4 - I am single and 14 so I don't know but I would love a husband like ASR ❤️

FM 3 - Do people get nervous? Pliss share your experiences all the married women

FM 5 - I wasn't nervous at all since I knew my husband for many years

FM 6 - I was a little nervous but I was so tired I don't remember that day

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waterunder11

@waterunder11

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

I cant laugh thats exactly whats going on or will start soon.

They gotta do it, poor arnav came off as desperate to me, I dont blame him! :p

fhsjdfvhasosdfgh YES that dori! It was a waste wearing that dress.

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LIKEDMG

@LIKEDMG

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

OMG..I m in 1st page...😛...

But SJ I really expect some comments from u for payal and akash " we r still bachhe"..😆...

FM4 : it is a daily soap and CVs r clever..still hanging the SR..we r waiting for SJ's post..

love that FM(X)..x= 1,2,3...returns...love u..😛

"6 mahiney se roz kar raha hoon us bathroom mein man maani"...😆..

hw many days he will go to bathroom? 😆

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She-who-must-not-be-named

@-Madhatter-

Explorer

Posted: 13 years ago

Pankha A: OMG OMG OMG *drool drool* *thud*

Pankha B: I'm in heaven, how many of you with me *screams*

Pankha C: awww...Arnav's sexy stare!!!!!Some one kill me now

Pankha D: How dare he forces her to sex with him.😡 Please show Khushi some respect, ASR!

Pankha E: I'll kill dadi. Bleddy bone in the kebab🤢

Pankha F: F**k you all dumbo's! It's just a show!

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waterunder11

@waterunder11

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: bhangan
FM 3 - Hey what happens on suhaag raat I am curious
FM 4 - I am single and 14 so I don't know but I would love a husband like ASR ❤️
FM 3 - Do people get nervous? Pliss share your experiences all the married women

FM 5 - I wasn't nervous at all since I knew my husband for many years
FM 6 - I was a little nervous but I was so tired I don't remember that day

Lmao lol somebody made a post yesterday: "What do I do to get a husband like asr?"

FM3 go use google!

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LIKEDMG

@LIKEDMG

Sparkler

Posted: 13 years ago

Originally posted by: bhangan
FM 3 - Hey what happens on suhaag raat I am curious
FM 4 - I am single and 14 so I don't know but I would love a husband like ASR ❤️
FM 3 - Do people get nervous? Pliss share your experiences all the married women

FM 5 - I wasn't nervous at all since I knew my husband for many years
FM 6 - I was a little nervous but I was so tired I don't remember that day

FM 5 - I wasn't nervous at all since I knew my husband for many years

...🤣...he is sweet...as we hv done lots of things before...(between the lines)

FM 3 - Hey what happens on suhaag raat I am curious .. let me know y khushi is nervous..what Arnav is going to do...😆

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MentalExotica

@MentalExotica

Rocker

+ 6

Posted: 13 years ago

MAA KI AANKH

2nd page pe res maara

ASR ke libido ka chad gaya paara

State of the Forum welcome back

Khushi pleej cut ASR some slack

he is becoming the new no sex no passion hero

viewers almost almost almost ho gaye gai zero

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Posted: 13 years ago

CONSPIRACY THEORY- WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.

Di: Where is Chotey?

Dadi: With that girl

Di: what are they doing at night, with the bed decorated and lying on the bed?

Dadi: hmm... I dont know. let me find out...

Khushi: OMG, we arent married... we shouldnt have sex. Radha-Kanha Love story FTW

Arnav: so we were married when you put your leg on my crotch and slept on me

khushi: No phere= No sex

Arnav: lets go, crazy

Di: dadi, chotey carrying khushi to the terrace

Dadi: i am on it. they better not slobber the pavitra terrace with theirrr...

Di: What are they doing alone at night?

Dadi: dont worry gudiya rani. Damadji ki kasam i wont let them have sex or get re-married.

Edited by tiya229 - 13 years ago

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CravingKhana

@CravingKhana

Rocker

+ 3

Posted: 13 years ago

#10

Originally posted by: serialjunkie
Ek Terrace Sau MU
Ek Choli , Kisi ne na Kholi
Sau Dori, Bekar nigori
Terrace pe Suhag, aur Raath bhi
lekin pahunch gayi dadi bhi
Dadi ne soch mein popcorn laaon
Per Khushi ne kaha mein jaaoon?
ASR ne kaha tum log na janiyo
Meri pareshani
6 mahiney se roz kar raha hoon us bathroom mein man maani
Ab tho mujh pe tharas kha khushi
thak gaya mein karthay karthay khud khushi

FM1 - He wants it.
FM2 - The family thought he called her to iron his shirt
FM1 - He got her a lehenga with dori.
FM2 - And he didnt even get to pull one. What good is a dori that doesnt get pulled.
FM1 - Dadi, Kabab mein haddi
FM2 - Dadi, Karvayegi Shaadi
FM1 - Anjali sexting Shyam, how creepy
FM2 - She is so ASR, she wants it.

FM1 - ASR is Da Man, look at his self control
FM2 - Instant Inflation and Deflation, that is an art
FM1 - Are you talking about the Prices in India?
FM2 - Are you under 18?
FM1 - yes
FM2 - Then yes, i am talking about Inflation and Deflation of prices.

FM1 - I am so happy
FM2 - Why?
FM1 - ASR is still a virgin
FM2 - Aye now, don't start that again!!!

FM1 - I dont want them to do it. Their love is pure and clean
FM2 - What the! This is not a detergent advertisement. Its a love story.
FM1 - I hate when they show kissy-wissy on TV, people have no morals only these days.
FM2 - Ahem! your siggy has an Almost naked sobti and Almost Diwali kiss. What is that? Almost moral?

FM1 - You!!! how dare you mock me!
FM2 - No you hypocrite, you no sex no passion serial lover

FM3 - But guys, they will remarry, and they will have SR.
FM1&2 - In the last EPISODE YOU MORON!! SHUT THE EFF UP!!