Happy Birthday Shak(aka shaktheback)

Shak ji I mistakenly assumed you to be as progesterone driven as all of us when I first made your acquaintance and when some doubt crept in I actually stooped down to what is the favorite of all the forum Talibani's and moral police and gasp😲 checked your profile a first low in my time here in IF Forgive me 😭

I could not respond last night as I was in a seance session with a psychic medium trying to contact the spirit of Julius Robert Oppenheimer seeing your love for bombs but alas he made it very clear you are no follower apparently I should have been looking for the stink bomb which alas has no parentage

One is a US Government Standard Bathroom Malodor; a mixture of eight chemicals with a stench resembling human feces, and another aptly named "Who me? A mixture of five sulfur-containing chemicals and smells like rotting food and carcasses to ward of all ye enemies with noxious fumes

Now the problem is finding a suitable delivery agent to transport it to you without leaving a paper or cookie trail

Happy Birthday Shak🤗

you almost always never fail to elicit a smile from me with your one liners Have a great day and year and in case you are too hung over to have a hang over I would suggest Hair of dog and Alka Seltzer with a huge bite of a cheesy paratha guaranteed to cure or kill