Bringing up Baby - Tips for Daddy

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Ok! Dr. Waves (as this is the season to confer awards, degrees and titles on yourself, I thought I'd cash in on it, what say Mudra?😉😆) is back with some ideas to temporarily stall Ashu's desire for a baby.
1. Make him spend a whole day at the children's ward without any help.
2. Give him diaper duties in the neo-natal ward.
3. Present a spreadsheet on what it costs to bring up a child.
4. Give him a collector's edition of Calvin and Hobbes and Dennis the Menace. (Love them both personally)
5. Tell him to forget seeing Nidhi first thing in the morning and last thing in the night as DB will move into his room for the next 2 years and may stay on longer as she'll want them to have a sibling for the first one soon.
6. He has to learn to read bed-time stories instead of medical journals.
Ok folks have done my bit, now your turn to add on.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😆
Again superb post sumi 👏
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Ok! Dr. Waves (as this is the season to confer awards, degrees and titles on yourself, I thought I'd cash in on it, what say Mudra?😉😆)

Oye! competitor, I thought this is the easiest way to get degrees without studying.. (mudra behen MBBS)... you are there too😡...😆😉


Loved all the suggestions...especially, the excel sheet and Calvin and Hobbes( my most fav)

one baby is not enough..a sibling to the first born...😆😆😆. you are making Dr. Ashutosh to work hard after 42 years of 'Kathor Bhahmacharya'... ...🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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OMG this is hilarious 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Way to go my Gravy.. loved it .. 👏


Waise another idea is to tell him the ANNUAL BUDGET of having a baby [as Sujatha had suggested in a post..] that one will surely scare the living daylights out of Ashu ji...🤣 🤣
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Posted: 13 years ago
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All the ideas are superb.
Hilarious post Waves.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Waves someone should tell AShutosh that having a child in this late age means the child is likely to have ADHD (attention deficit hyperactivity disorder) and such children can be very destructive.
To gaya AShu ka violin, books, MS ke CDs, crockery, AShu ka mobile phone, Tab etc etc etc...
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Waves, as usual you are excellent, super hilarious post. loved it
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: busybee..

😆
Again superb post sumi 👏

Thankooo Bhavita 😃
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Posted: 13 years ago
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loved this idea sumi...
am a huge fan of calvin n hobbes😛
4. Give him a collector's edition of Calvin and Hobbes and Dennis the Menace. (Love them both personally)

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: mudraswathi

Ok! Dr. Waves (as this is the season to confer awards, degrees and titles on yourself, I thought I'd cash in on it, what say Mudra?😉😆)

Oye! competitor, I thought this is the easiest way to get degrees without studying.. (mudra behen MBBS)... you are there too😡...😆😉


Loved all the suggestions...especially, the excel sheet and Calvin and Hobbes( my most fav)

one baby is not enough..a sibling to the first born...😆😆😆. you are making Dr. Ashutosh to work hard after 42 years of 'Kathor Bhahmacharya'... ...🤣

Mudra you are MBMBBS , I am DDLOPN (Doctorate in Doing Little Other than Post Nonsense). Same difference😆. If we take our doctors in KGH they do nothing but have fun.🤣
Ashutosh is anyway only signing files in KGH, now he can sign school report cards.😉

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