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With the blooming success of Vivian Dsena as Superstar RK BBC decided to take his interview. The reporter was vivacious Shrishti who was ecstatic to be the one taking his interview.
Shrishti: Hello vivian, welcome to our studio. So how are you feeling to be a part of such a prestigious interview?
Vivian (looking surprised): Great but really? I saw many era geras giving interviews in BBC and Im superstar RK š
Shrishti (smiling awkwardly): too engulfed in the character I see, your sense of humour is nice š
So tell us how do you feel to be such a part of such a unique show madhubala?
Vivian: again unique? Without me and Sasurji... (shrishti interrupting)
Shrishti: Excuse me.. RK is not married in the show right?
Vivian: I mean without Rk and Balraj all other characters are taken from recycle bin of other tv shows...š Though Madhu is unique too because no other character of tv was certified as glycerin till now.. rote to sab hai but Madhu can cry with permission š
Shrishti: (laughing) your sense of humor seems highly inspired by RK.. ok coming to next question. What do you think, wat can be the reason of dropping TRPs of Madhubala though its a one of a kind show?
Vivian: Until rotlubala ki daddy... (shrish..sorry?) Oopss... pardon.. until Glycerins daddy dont arrive and Madhu doesnt fall into RK's arms, RK and Madhu doesnt stare at each other for 5-6 mins per episode, we don't do another 3-4 dance sequences TRPs wont increase!!!
Shrishti: Any regrets you have in your acting career?
Vivian (very seriously): yes, recently I really worked hard to shed my weights and I lost more than 9 kgs..
Shrishti (confused): why do you regret that? š²
Shrishti (confused): why do you regret that? š²
Vivian (sad): because instead of loosing so much weight, looking so hot, roaming in my house as RK in sallu type cloths India-forums girls didn't make a single post on my hot n fluffy muscles. they go gaga over my coactress DD's back with a single scene where her back is shown. There were so many posts only on that single scene but even for my six packs noone made a single post...
Shrishti: Are you sure? because you are one of the most popular, heartthrob hero of indian tv now?
vivian: not among girls. They just like me for my fadu, todne wale dialogues and my BBB... even fans like anurag who is a boy appreciated my body more than girls. Madhu's hairpin, her crying kis cheez pe post nehi benti but not a single girl made a post on my back ever. .. its as sexy as it could be for a boy still girls didn't pay a single attention there. see... (starting to open his shirt)
Vivian: (frustrated) I also want to know that!! whats the point of being such a hot star if girls dont drool on mybody... i will stop going to gym...
Farah enters-No stop.Vivu plz take out ur pants too!!
Poco made her grand entryPoco-No he wont
Farah-Why?
Poco-Bcoz bachi interview le rhi hai besharm Farah š”
vivian: not among girls. They just like me for my fadu, todne wale dialogues and my BBB... even fans like anurag who is a boy appreciated my body more than girls. Madhu's hairpin, her crying kis cheez pe post nehi benti but not a single girl made a post on my back ever. .. its as sexy as it could be for a boy still girls didn't pay a single attention there. see... (starting to open his shirt)
Shrishti: What are you doing? you are not salman khan...
Vivian: No today I will show my sexy back today. My poor fate, in PKYEK I had to spend a year in 1 jacket and here instead of changing cloths everyday 95% girls dont drool on me... see
Vivian: No today I will show my sexy back today. My poor fate, in PKYEK I had to spend a year in 1 jacket and here instead of changing cloths everyday 95% girls dont drool on me... see
Shrishti-Oh la la.How can they ignore such hot body? āŗļø š¤Ŗ
Shrishti-: no no.. dont do it. plz wear your shirt before I faint š
Farah enters-No stop.Vivu plz take out ur pants too!!
Poco made her grand entryPoco-No he wont
Farah-Why?
Poco-Bcoz bachi interview le rhi hai besharm Farah š”
BG voice(Jab jab IF mai Farah jaise logo ka paap bada hai tab tab ek poco aka jacky aka blacky aka pinky nai Janam liya hai:P)
Shrishti-will u both shut up?And how many more will come?Ok Vivian so wht do u think for how long they will ignore ur abs & sexy back
Vivian-I guess as long as DD will show her sexy back
Shrishti-So wht shuld we do 2 overcome this problem?
Vivian-Oh v shuld do a morcha agnst CV's.V shuld strictly tell thm no exposing of DD's back š
Shrishti-seems good!!
Farah-Poco still fighting
Vivian-I guess I need 2 run b4 these two crazy women kill me
Shrishti- its better to be killed by these women thn going 2 Elephant's den
Vivian-But lion lives in den
Shrishti-oh so where the hell elephants & hippo lives š
Vivian-At my house!!
Shrishti-Oh go b4 ppl of Madhubala forum kills u.There r already hatred posts on RK is villian & why the hell he badnaam Madhu ba la aahaan
Vivian-Oh those freaking fans freak me.Confused soul.Till yesterday they wnt 2 knock out mukund & now whn I almost did tht by badnaaming Madhu ba la Aahaan they r crying...
Shrishti: They are inspired from glycerin..
Farah-YES
Poco-NO
Vivian-RUN
Shrishti- I hope u all had a gala time.U can throw shoes on Tanzie coz interview mera hai but posts uska:P
DISCLAIMER: This post is 1000% fun intended. no offence meant to anyone.. š³ people with good sense of humor welcome and no bashing š³ So please no ande tamaterš¤£ last part written by Shrish so Poco please throw shoes at her not me š¤£ and thanks to Shrish for help and Ash for the pics...
Shiv Shakti
