JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES!

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Pratik

@Prarara

Inactive

Posted: 19 years ago

> > > > > How many men does it take to open a
> beer?
> > > > > None. It should be opened by the
> time she brings it.
> > > > >
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> > > > > Why is a Laundromat a really bad
> place to pick up a woman?
> > > > > Because a woman who can't even
> afford a washing machine will
> > > > > probably never be able to support
> you.
> > > > >
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> > > > > Why do women have smaller feet than
> men?
> > > > > It's one of those "evolutionary
> things" that allows them to stand
> > > > > closer to the kitchen sink.
> > > > >
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> > > > > How do you know when a woman is
> about to say something smart?
> > > > > When she starts her sentence with
> "A man once told me..."
> > > > >
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> > > > > How do you fix a woman's watch?
> > > > > You don't. There is a clock on the
> oven.
> > > > >
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> > > > > Why do men break wind more than
> women?
> > > > > Because women can't shut up long
> enough to build up the required
> > > > > pressure.
> > > > >
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> > > > > If your dog is barking at the back
> door and your wife is yelling at
> > > > > the front door, who do you let in
> first?
> > > > > The dog, of course. He'll shut up
> once you let him in.
> > > > >
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> > > > > What's worse than a Male Chauvinist
> Pig?
> > > > > A woman who won't do what she's
> told.
> > > > >
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> > > > > I married Miss Right. I just didn't
> know her
> > > > > first name was Always.
> > > > >
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> > > > > I haven't spoken to my wife for 18
> months:
> > > > > I don't like to interrupt her.
> > > > >
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> > > > > Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
> > > > > Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring,
> Suffer-ring.
> > > > >
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> > > > > Our last fight was my fault: My
> wife asked me"What's on the TV?"
> > > > > I said, "Dust!"
> > > > >
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> > > > > In the beginning, God created the
> earth and rested.
> > > > > Then God created Man and rested.
> > > > > Then God created Woman.
> > > > > Since then, neither God nor Man has
> rested.
> > > > >
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> > > > > Why do men die before their wives?
> They want to.
> > > > >
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> > > > > A man inserted an advertisement in
> the classified:
> > > > > Wife Wanted." The next day he
> received a hundred letters. They all
> > > > > said the same thing: "You can have
> mine."
> > > > >
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> > > > > The most effective way to remember
> your wife's
> > > > > birthday is to forget it once.
> > > > >
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