Chameli Ka tel Club..Updt..New mail by Pres. pg 32 - Page 24

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

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Originally posted by: SK1991

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Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear All,

I am deeply saddened by the state of Mrs. PSR, though her hair looked super frizzy after a wash from Chamko detergent and she didn't look that bad in Anji's borrowed sari, she was brutally ignored by our brand ambassador Mr. Akash. Is it because the track between Akash and Aman is about to be revealed where the Di Ki Saut fits perfectly well for Khushi, Payal, Akash and Aman.

I am greatly perplexed and require a meeting with you all to discuss that is it beneficial to appoint Aman as are brand ambassador too? But I am still to receive any update on his screen test.

My secretary is hereby advised to correspond with all the dept. heads to schedule this meet.

Looking forward to a healthy brain storming session.

Regards,

President

CC: All Depts

Originally posted by: Arhimaniac

Dear Ms. Trin,

I am very pleased to see the results yielded by our marketing and rightly collected and analyzed by you. We are the only company in the market who is providing this product with such a high quality at the moment, so we may monopolize the current situation and need not drop our prices. Our Customer consists of some high profile names like 4 Sher and TRP aunty which speaks for itself about the quality of our product.

Your issues in the order raised are addressed below:

1. I have already instructed t he Security manager to send the CD of interesting procedures to his home as a stark reminder of his outcome if he persists to create problems for us. As for him approaching households please get in touch with Media and advertising and come up with brochures promoting the application of our product to the enemy's feet to make him slip and hurt himself in various places, once done please start the immediate distribution of brochures.

2. Keeping in view the threat from Bhatakti aatma and the general dislike of the Goldilocks avatar let us change it to the Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam Avatar as he had considerably more hair then than the current Wanted or Ready versions. Please start the publicity with the new avatar ASAP in order to avoid any untoward behavior of the Bhatakti hui aatma towards our newly established venture. We are already being hassled by Mr. Shyam Jha, would not like to invite the wrath of a non-living being.

Regards,

President

Originally posted by: meghavn

Dear President,

Thats a good thot & i full to full agree with u on this regard. We can achieve 2 things from this -

1) By this move of ours the 4l***s co., will be forced to disclose Aman to us otherwise thy will be afraid we will be their competitor by showing our own MAN as Aman then we can use him as BA (Brand Ambassador) we can gain by his popularity.

2) If they dont show him then when we say Aman is our BA many of their customers will be stolen by us...as ppl are waiting to see this man called AMAN it might increase our sales as well...

Keeping these thots I agree to ur move.

Awtg the concensus from u & other depts so tht my team can start looking for suppliers & other requirement to make gr8 impact to present Aman.

BR,

Meg

Procurement dept.

CC : All dept.

Dear Boss,

I too am concerned about Mrs P. Raizada's present state of image. Even though you had advised me not to worry, it is clear that her decision to use the wrong brand of 'tel' has been overcompensated by the use of chamko detergent, but it doing so, has created a far less desirable affect!

She made it very clear that she is no longer interested in Buaji's advice, who also happens to be an avid user of the 'tel' and one of our most deserving ambassadors. In doing so, she decided to discontinue the use of the 'tel', in the hope that the rift between her and her husband would settle.

However, the 'tel' was once again blamed to be the root of all problems. Question is, what brand of 'tel' should we now be promoting as a clear solution to her problem? Her minor slip today, could have been a serious mishap, had Akash not reached there in time to remind her of the 'tel' and its disastrous affects in chasing him away.

However, I think it's high time that Payal understood the power of the 'tel' and it's benefits in getting rid of her ungrateful husband, who clearly has eyes for one of his subordinates, once and for all. Even if it only is short term, so as to bring him back to his senses.

Might I suggest that a brand of 'tel' be promoted in an effort to instil women's pride and a desire to return to their roots? For this to happen, I think Payal would benefit a great deal by paying a visit to her 'maikaa'. She needs to be reminded of her former self, and the strength she once carried with the continuous use of the 'tel' under her Buaji's guidance. A case of 'tel lagao aur ghar jao' would seem most appropriate at this point in time so that she can regain some of that lost independence and power.

Would this be a way forward to rescue certain casualties who are seriously undergoing character change?

Kind Regards,

Casualty Manager.

Cc; Head of Emergency Services; Advertising and Media; To whomever else it may concern

Dear Boss,

It came to my attention that Mr Raizada's sexy looking, chamakta wala, chamko detergent washed white vest was missing this episode. I guess, what they say is true, the dirtier the better! However, is this the image we wish to project as part of our company? And that too from one of our most valued and highly fashionable brand ambassadors?

Kind Regards,