Pradeep pe shayari...updated

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Posted: 13 years ago
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Just in the mood for some late Friday afternoon humor...my first attempt at a shaayari

Target is mere priya Pradeepji...the only one of his kind...

Toh here goes...BTW, anyone wanting to add on and make it more tolerable or genuinely funny is most welcome...

Bechara Pradeep hai behaal

Kheech raha hai apne thode se bache kuche baal

Ab soch raha hai'.Yaar acchi thi ghar ki hi daal

(dal as in dal fry'pawan shankars own words in an interview)

Kyon ud ke baith gaya main doosre daal ( branch)

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Anushka bhi kheech rahi hai meri khaal

Dheere dheere main ho raha hun halaal

Jab dekho gaati rehti hai apne colaba wale penthouse kaa kamaal

Are bai toh kya hua...yahaan bhi hai Suri, Pammi and all...

Mona kitni acchi thi..kehti thi...come one come all

Par Anushka toh kehti hain...Please...no smoking in the hall

Ab tak toh raha tha main teen bacche sambhaal...

Par Anu ab kahti hain...Pradeep...raat main karenge dhamaal...

So that you can with my kids once again play bat and ball

Added by Suresh555 (in blue)

Anushka ne makkhi samajh kar diya mujhe nikaal

Mona to shaadi karke ho gayi malaamaal

Khadde mein gir pada hoon koi toh de nikaal

Mooh kala poch sakoon, koi toh de rumaal

Anyways...now toh I can see the writing on the wall

Mere father ne toh decide kar liya hai Mona ko bhejne apne second sasural

Hai'.Jatin, Mona and the kids are going to have a ball

Naa ghar mein khush hoon naa hoon office mein khushaal

Jatin ek problem toh hai hi...par wahan chal raha hain Vineet apni hi chaal

Sochta hain ki Mona ko company mein naukri dekar kar diya hai usne kamaal

Socha tha single hoke ghoomonga duniya ...dekhoonga New York,Paris aur Southall

Par yahaan toh lag rahan hai naseeb mein hai Bhopal

Agar yahi haal raha toh main toh chala mental haspatal

Jahan milenge mere jaise bewafa logon ki aur misaal



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Posted: 13 years ago
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awesome👍🏼😆😆...aao7 you've got great sense of humor😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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👏 awesome post.. too hilaroius 😆
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Waah waah, waah waah!

Awesome, as usual 😆! Grrr8 sense of humour!!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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😆😆

very funny...make more...!!

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Posted: 13 years ago
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awesome n hilarious post Praveen 👏 😆
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wah wah kya baat hey!
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Anushka ne makkhi samajh kar diya mujhe nikaal
Mona to shaadi karke ho gayi malaamaal
Khadde mein gir pada hoon koi toh de nikaal
Mooh kala poch sakoon, koi toh de rumaal

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Posted: 13 years ago
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@ TM=👏

Please-where ever you have used the word behaal,could you replace that with bebaal

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