Random Musings : Jai Hua Kangal!

Jai to Massi (Howling) : Massi, dekhiye kya ho gaya, that Creep Ranveer turned out to be a back-stabber and took away all my hard-earned money which my Papa had left for me!😭 See, he hasn't even left a chair in Walia House on which I can sit, ab mujhe Seediyon par baithna pad raha hai. Wah......😭😆

Roshni to Jai : Don't cry baby....Its ok! All said and done, we did share a lovely past together, even if you don't find it lovely now! Don't worry, till you can find another job, you can always help us in the "Cobra Dahi Vada Centre"......Ranvijay Bhaiyaa will be thrilled to have you around!😉😆

Jai to Roshni : Frankly honey, I would rather open a Cycle Repair Shop in Park Road with that Girish Mechanic than work with that Creepo, Potential Molester called Ranvijay!😆 Uski niyat bilkul theek nahin hai....The way he stares at me.....😆

Ranvijay to himself : Yeh kitni acchi khabar sunayi hai Roshni ne....Mein aur Walia sahab saath saath, Dahi Vade banate hue.....Uff yeh kambhakt ishq aur Dahi Vade, kya combination hai.....😆

Aditya to Jai : Yaar, I am really sorry that Ranveer duped you in such a big way.....But really, I am surprised that my son had such brains behind that "Chanting and Hocus Pocus" of his!😉 As I always told Jigyasa, I think we might have got Ranveer exchanged at the Hospital!

Rano to Bani (Crying) : Di, did you hear this Di? Mr. Walia has become bankrupt thanks to that horrid Brother-in-law of mine, Ranveer! He duped my Poor Jeeju out of his millions and now he doesn't even have any place to go to!

Bani to Rano : Oh My God, my poor Mr. Walia.....I will tell Pushkar that he has go get another special permission from his Office so that Mr. Walia can also move into the Guest House. That way, I won't have to do acrobatics and climb onto tables and chairs to change LightBulbs!😆

Jai to Bani : Er....Sweetheart, I have no idea how to change Lightbulbs! Can I bring Tony along to stay in the Guest House, he does these small things for me all the time......

Bani to Jai : So you are as hopeless as I always thought you would be! No I don't think you can get Tony along with you....One that Guest House is not your Sasural, second, we cannot afford to pay Tony and third, please tell me one thing that you can do on your own without seeking anybody's help?

Jai to Bani (Blushing like a 16 year old) : Oh Well, I can always hold Kissology Lessons on my own....That is kind of my field of expertise.....My motto is, "Score in One Go"😆 I will earn good money by giving tutorials to the likes of Pushkar, Saahil and even that back-stabber Ranveer......😉😆 Plus, we can always have a repeat performance of those tutorials when we are alone at the Guest House.....

Bani to Jai (All coy and shy) : Aap bhi naa Mr. Walia......Yeh Guest House aur mein aapka intezaar kar rahein hai......Light Bulb gaya Bhad mein, hum pure Guest House mein Candles jala denge aur yahaan bahut acchi hawa bhi aati hai....Chaliye 19th June recreate karte hai......Aap, mein aur Tony!😆

Hope you guys liked this RM! I am in the process of working out an entire "Jai Ki Kangali" Series.......😉😆 But you guys have to agree, even as a Pauper, how sexy our man looks!😳😆

Cheerios,

MT

Seriously MT, you and Arty will be my death one day and that too in my office.

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How do you guys manage to do all these? Nah, u dont have to tell, that's what makes you so special.

Love you 😉

BTW, keep the RMs coming. 😆 😆 😆

MT.. u made my day with ur RM!! LOL! 👏

i wanted to ask u what happened to ur Musical Chairs one???
will u continue it after the pregnancy of Bani.. or it was to finish at that
point!

Well look forward to reading more of your RMs!

oh my god that was great! keep the musings coming!!!

MT what happened to your fanfic? Did you ever write the third part?

😆 omgggg i have a headache laughing 😆
dahi vada's .. 😆 one place where i can find 'em 😆 that was gr88888 👏

I agree with Sangita - reading your posts in the office are dangerous. People give you strange looks when you start laughing suddenly.

As always - superb random musings. Keep them coming. You guys are very creative.

Gosh 😆 ... U R too hilarious! It was very funny... err .. I too am ready to shift to the guest house provided our Jai Walia has started giving kissology lessons 😳 ...

Agar mere HUSH-BAND ne yeh sun liya na to mujhe sach mein mere bedroom se shift hona padega 😉

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arey yaar MT.... those r really funny 😆

and u said it rite..... even as a Pauper he is sexy and hot to handle.....

we loved it MT,.....

😆 😆 😆 O God! I have to file a case against Papa Cobra now for molesting or rather intending to molest Munna! MT, in case they decide to put up a Dahi Vada Center, then make sure that Jai adds surveillance cameras on all four corners!

Jojo