The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
Albert Einstein
I have no limits!You must have guessed that by now!😉
My father despises Munna and RK and makes no bones about it. His favorite passtime is to ennumerate Munna's various defects. ðŸ˜ðŸ˜Yesterday he gleefully pointed out the misfortunes a girl will have to undergo if she married sb like him.😕I was mad. Then I thought cool.Let's do that to every character of KS. What will you happen if you happen to get in to a relationship with any one or all of the KS characters?😛😆
I'll start with me Munna (Thank you father. I am using some of what you said!)😛
When Munna becomes your manmeet: 😉
1. Your house will be curtainless. He will tear the curtains off the windows and stitch himself night gowns out of them.
2. You will invariably be kicked out of his room on your first night.
3. Get used to the idea of people mistaking him to be your father.
4. His gray hairs are inversely proportional to the number of years you are married to him.
5. Your mom need not give pillows as your dehej.His 3 and a half stone will suffice.
6. You can save a lot of money.Just make him sing during parties and functions.All guests will run away.Your catering bills are saved.
7. If you want to murder him, poison will not work.Champagnes whiskys and the likes have made him immune to them.
8. If you build a house take care it must be earthquake proof.His every tread measures 5.5 on the Ritcher scale.
9. If he has promised you a gift don't count on that.He might just gift it to his ex-flame because he chose to mis-understand you.
10. He believes that diamonds are a woman's best friend.His gifts will almost certainly consist of heere.Enjoy!
11. Don't be shocked to discover that his ex-flames know every intimate detail about your private moments.
12. Start brewing up love potions from right now. That's the only way to your becoming parents!
13. See that your house is properly earthed.Just a mention about his pet raaz and he will conjure lightning from nowhere.
14. Always keep a mobile AC with you.He is too hot to handle!
15. He is your self-assigned personal bodyguard and an expert in martial arts.He will swings across tress jump through the air embrace ticking bombs just to save your life.
16. Is your florist in doubt about the color of your roses? Just show him Munna's blushing cheeks.
17. His mansion houses different rooms for different chores: love-making grih, sewing buttons grih, staring grih etc.
18. Always keep your glares handy.His sunny stares might just blind you.
19. If you are planning to gift him a shirt, take care the size must fit your butler.Because he will gift it to his butler anyway.
20. Be prepared to hear him rant sorrowfully about your SR as "Kal raat jo hua woh ek galthi thi", even after your children have become parents.
21. Keep nazar utharing his mouth.Lest somebody jinx his excellent kissing capacities that make up for all his flaws.
PM's Touch:
1. When your munna says he is going to take you out ( mandir or farmhouse ) don't get your hopes too high that you have a great car drive....because you will always have to sit on the backseat and he will stare at your from the rareview mirror.
2. When there is no water in your mansion don't worry your munna's x-flame will take care of supplying water to ur munna...you rest because once he is out of his washroom he is going to call you for everything. Thats the time when you can give him nice bashings
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What can I say?Keep them coming!😆
When Swamiji becomes your Vishwamitra:😆
1. You will always feel you are in a temple because he will always be accompanied by holy mantras and bells.
2. Order a good quality bed with the softest of downs.Because you will have the whole bed to yourself since he prefers the hard floor.
3. Become Menaka's fan and keep yourself well versed with how she seduced Vishwamitra and practice the same on your husband.
4. No late night movies.Or how will you get up at 6 am next day?
5. See that the floor is well sprinkled with Phenyle so his sleep is bug free.
6. Has your life become colourless?Just spare glance at your husband's brightly colored kurtas.Rang de basanti!
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7. Don't get alarmed by his 'sense of balance'. One hand he do upwas on another he do call girls business.
8. You will have to disguise yourself as a man or a beast or what ever except a woman.Since he is allergic to Nari.He doesn't count his Mom as 'Nari'.
9. Take care your sister-in-law doesn't get pregnant before marriage.Your husband will promptly agree to undergo a marriage of convenience for ghar ki izzat's sake.
10. Sindoor over? No bother.Borrow some from his Tika.
11. Get in to his mothers' good books ASAP.You want A Night with him?Or Kida? His MAA must give permission!
12. Keep Burnol or some good hardy balm handy.His cheeks were born to be slapped.
13. Diabetes? Simply nichodo your husband and karele ki juice taiyyar! Bonus: you will get fragrance of neem too.
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UPDATED! Turn to pg 2 for Sahil Page 4 for Papa Cobra ,page 6 for Sandy Bhalu and Page 8 for Amma!
Hell!I have a deadline to meet.😲Gnash!Forgot about it.😳Will be back soon loves with the rest!😳 Watch out for Amma's!😉😆
Meanwhile why don't you add your own to the list?
Have a great day angels!
-Raaga
P.S: Obs may not be possible today.Sowwie.
UPDATED! Turn to pg 2 for Sahil, Page 4 for Papa Cobra, Page 6 for Sandy Bhalu and Page8 for Amma!😛
Thanks for your love.😳 Happy partnering!😉😆
-Raaga
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