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I have just taken the title of Ilene Hochberg's book"Who stole my cheese? " and slightly renamed it as "Who stole the cheese?" Here the cheese is allegorical refrence to BALH..
Please dont be taken aback by this bombastic language.. I will keep it simple and hope you all will like it.. Asusual please leave your comments and if not atleast hit the like buttons..
Who stole the Cheese?
The plate full of cheese denotes all the various characters of BALH..All in varied types and flavours and cured differently..
The showdown and final days of BALH 1 is near and the cheese platter starts getting depleted..
Wedge no.1 --Ayesha
She was here there and everywhere. But suddenly she is nowhere and seems to have disappeared..Who stole her cheese?Whats the latest on her?Did she or did she not do it with Sid?Her fall happens to be the biggest mystery and the crux for future tracks to jump into a leap..So whats her status with the baby?Too many unanswered questions..Now that the actor playing her role has quit, will the CVs conitue with a new face or finish her off during childbirth.. The second seems to be a good idea.. Let her deliver Sid's baby and fade away and be given a decent exit from the show..Not bad right?
Wedge no,2---Sid
The most smelly and stinky cheese ever..All his actions and moves reek of negativity and there seems to be no end in sight to get rid of this smeely cheese..So he systematically destroys Ram's pet company(Pharmaceuticals) and siphons off the profits and starts manufacturing spurious and adulterated drugs and sells it in the market..All that in a few weeks?Even the most inveterate criminal cant achieve such a feat!!!..
My guess is , he has sowed his seeds, left Ayesha in lurch and is now on the run..He knows that law will sooner or later catch up with him and hence jumped the gun...The mess created by Sid needs such a scourging and cleansing, that all soaps and cleaning materials will be of no use..
Wedge no.3--Niharika
The dubious of all cheeses..Cant fathom her present motives and understand her machinations..She has everything.Why greed and crave for more? Each time she appears I mentally discount her botoxed lips and extra eyelashes..Such accessories really make me scared..So she is going to get caught in her own web of decei?t..But wait! this cheese will resolutely bounce back.. But am not so sure whether she will change her true colors and turn otherwise..This wedge is here to stay..
Wedge no. 4--Takklu Mama
This cheese is most difficult..Neither can you eat it not can you throw it..Mama's sole aim is to continuously do wisecracks and treat us to comedy.. Cant be categorised as totally evil or slightly bad..But his presence will take better chape infuture and who knows may even be portrayed diametrically opposite to his nature..Anything is possible with him..
Wedge no. 6--Dadi..
A dhamakedar cheese. A home grown panner full of life and character.. She is most underutilised and can flex her muscles and show her true power to Liprika, later on.. We will see about it..
Wedge no. 7 Nutz..
Blow hot and blow cold.. Impetuous and docile.. Contrasting and contradicting herself..Difficult to understand her..Seems matured, seems fresh, but worth her money.. Will she or wont she?(be in future) is question thats needs honest answers..
Wedge no. 8-----Rishabh
This is one of the good cheese thats yet to fully ripe and be cured..Has a lot of potential and has never been tasted for its merit..Wish this cheese carries its presence, ages and show its worth in the future..
Wedges nos. 9,10 and 11------- Karthik, Shipra and Sudhir---
The least said about these the better.. Better off throwing them out of the future window.. We can all do very well without them..
Wedge no. 13--PRIYA-----
Most of the wedges of the cheese has been stolen..Only the crumbs are left..These crumbs will shape the processing and the presentaion of a new cheese platter in the future..So far this cheese has been tasting excellent,but off late has turned bitter and rancid and sometimes even stale..But as a fresh new batch for curdling new milk, in future, this is cheese is an important..Depends how she will turn up and redeem herself.. Already there seems some positive signs of it..Most lovable and relished cheese it can never be ignored nor hated..The new and fresh , cured and aged cheese ought to endear to us all and taste superbly..
Most eagerly awaited cheese in a new avatar..
Wedge no.14--RAM--
Woah!!!! Wait!! Whats happened??/Who stole this cheese?
All that is left is empty plate..Nothing to eat or remind of its presence. Not even crumbs.. Its all wiped clean.. This cheese needs to start from scratch and built its way into the future..An indispensable part of cheese evolution this can never be discounted.. What kind of cheese it will turn in the future is yet to been seen. But hope this cheese dosent carry the same stale batches and taste of other cheese..It mustn't be build on the half riped and spoilt cheeses(read Ayesha or her baby)Time will tell..
Who stole the cheese???
Where are the wedges?
What can we all eat??
Obviously, the CVs, BT and EK..
They stole, ate and even made sure we will remember nothing of the good old taste of those matured cheeses..
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