From Jassi_pretty Group.Its hilarious.š
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Armaan would be an axe wielding maniacal serial killer no doubt, but
a reformed one so it's all right. screw the justice system he is rich
so the rishwat khor police don't care. Armaan would then be pushed
off a cliff by Raj because Raj is evil and only pretended to be his
friend. Raj would actually be Malika's husband who wants to take
revenge on Armaan for stealing Jassi who also happens to be his 7th
ex wife.
Malika would be an overdone vamp that's in partnership with Armaan's
mom and together they would kill Papaji, Bebe, and Jassi's mom, by
blowing up their house with explosives that they were conveniently carrying in
their purses. Armaan's mom would also cause Jassi to
have at least 11 miscarriages by poisoning her food but Jassi Devi
would never believe that her sasuma could be such a bitch and that
maybe the 11 miscarriages were an act of God and not attempted
murder.
Armaan's dad would be the completely useless guy in the house unable
to control his wife, a guy who should be wearing bangles and a
mangalsutra cos nobody listens to him and he has no authority over
anything. Then suddenly his character would leave the serial with no
explanation whatsoever and nobody in the house would give shit or
ask where Dad has gone.
Nandu would be the detective of the show with his own sleuth
business. He has found out that Armaans mom is evil but
nobody believes him cos he looks like a sadak chaap and doesn't
really fit in the glamorous world of hot 24 hour make up girl
Jassi. Nandu is also Jassi's ex husband who is now married to
Mandira Bedi but nobody knows how this happened.
Aryan would take control of Gulmohar - that night Jassi would get
trapped in a mysterious fire. Armaan's spirit
would come back and save her then vanish into thin air. Jassi would
cry a Bangladeshi flood for the next 10 episodes but soon forget and
marry Aryan to take control of the business again but would slowly
start to love him leaving the company in his hands. She would get
pregnant and have another miscarriage cos she accidentally sneezed. A new twist
would develop...it would turn out that Armaan didn't really die (even
though Jassi saw his spirit. but the audience is stupid and won't
remember this fact so who cares). He apparently held onto the cliff
edge and has been stuck there for the past 3 years. But ironically
he has a sabardast suit on that is not dusty and he is clean-shaven.
Jassi does some more crying because she is torn between
both Aryan and Armaan. She divorces Aryan and remarries Armaan for the
(I really don't remember)th time and has some more miscarriages cos no
one has figured out that Armaan's mom is poisoning her still. Malika
then marries Nandu (he is married to Mandira still...but remember the audience are stupid
lame brains and won't remember this fact either so Ekta can get away
with it) after divorcing Raj to get closer to Jassi so she can
destroy A. and J's marriage. Nandu tells Armaan's mom that he knows she is
poisoning Jassi. Armaan's mom realises Nandu is a threat so she
stabs him with a kitchen knife and puts his body in the freezer and
it stays there for the next 5 years. Meanwhile, Pari takes pity and
offers to be a surrogate mother for Jassi since her uterus is
completely screwed from all the act of god miscarriages. Armaan
divorces Jassi, he marries Pari, he changes his mind and
remarries Jassi, he divorces her again then marries Mandira, divorces her then marries
Jassi again. Amidst all this indecisiveness, Pari gives birth and Armaan kills her since he has the
practice and all. Jassi cries some more and starts a 2 hour long
monologue complaining that her pati dev is still murdering people
but as an adarsh patni she vows to forgive him because 'these things happen'
and that maybe Pari's death was actually not Armaan's fault (even
though he stabbed her then chopped her up into little bits), Jassi convinces herself that it
must have been another act of god hadsa,. Ekta would then replace Apoorva with a
useless plastic faced zero ability actor and the serials ratings
would drop. As there is no Armaan - Jassi chemistry anymore bloody
riots on the streets would follow; Ekta would get death
threat messages on her answering machine and in her post box.
(Mainly sent by me) Sony would cancel the show cos the ratings are
shit and the show has turned into a high-class brothel with too much
inbreeding going on. We would all have a party.
The End.
Regards
Kiran
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