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Abhay Raichand with his suave persona and all-black, all-dark clothes was walking down the road one night. It was a dark, cold night. It was dark because it symbolises something bad is going to happen, duh. BAAAD.
Suddenly, he came across an empty dhaba, "Hmm, there's no one here." He said to himself. "I'm so hungry!" He looked at the stall kitchen and saw buckets of glistering white...GARLIC. "Yack, I can't eat garlic, I'll have bad breath! And then no girl will fangirl over me! Especially that Piya. Mmm, uska blood, I mean she's so delicious yaar! I mean, good looking. Hm, yes."
Then he saw a glass of crystal red juice. His eyes widened as he gazed into the nourishing colour. "Is this what I think it is? I mean, red...dark red...fresh out of the packet. omg, it is what I think isn't it?! OMG, OMG. TOMATO JUICE!!!!! YUMMMY!!!!"
He quickly drank all of the juice, leaving not even a sip spared. He licked his lips and thought, "The best tomato juice I've ever had, but who left it here?"
Then, suddenly, out of the blue, as if by magic a girl appeared. "MERA JUICE TUNEY PIYA!?" She had her hands on her hips and glared her eyes at Abhay. He felt stiffed and scared. "Yaar, who is this girl? She's threatening me? ABHAY RAICHAND? Nehee! No one can do that! Except maybe mummy."
"Sorry, tumara juice thi? I thought it was just an idiot who left it here."
The girl got angry. "KYA!? TUMNE MUJHE IDIOT BOLA!?"
"No no, I was just saying it like it. It was very nice juice." Abhay tried to reassure her.
"Really?" She smiled, no one had ever complimented her juice before. "Then in that case, I've been experimenting with other ingrediants, would you like to try some?"
"Hah, why not?"
She smiled, and twirled her hair which lay over her shoulder. "Hmm, why don't you try...GARLIC JUICE!"
"KYA!?" Abhay coughed suddenly. "Nehee, I cannot drink that."
"Kyu?"
"Erm...well, thing is...Miss..."
"Geet, mera nam Geet hai." She spoke.
Abhay gazed into her eyes. Geet, he thought. Acha nam heh. He always liked that name ever since he saw that film with Kareena, what was it called? Yes, Jab we met! "Voh, Voh... Mujhe allergy hai"
"Allergy? To garlic?"
"Yes, bohut allergy hai. it makes me smell and no girl will come near me and eating garlic is a total no-no in my culture."
"Oh, and what culture is it?"
"Vamp - I mean, Vampindian." Phew, nearly got caught.
"Vampindian? What is that?"
"Erm, a mix of Indian and Vampy, erm. I'm mixed race."
"Vampy? I never heard of that. What country did it originate from?"
Hai, I will seriously die tonight. No, not die. I mean, I will...ugh. Whatever. "Vampy, you know not from here...its a city out of ... Transylvania...very nice."
"Acha? I want to visit this Vampy! I will surely ask my bitter boss about it, he has been everywhere in the world, a walking talking encyclopedia!"
"Boss?" He gulped. He was seriously in a deep hole now. "It's a secret city. No one can get in there without a pass."
"Really? Kya, hai yeh. It sounded nice as well. By the way, tumhara nam kya hai?"
"Abhay, Abhay Raichand."
"Accha nam hai! Sounds familiar. I'm Geet Handa."
END OF PART ONE.
P.S. It's meant to be a fun post, please like and comment?
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