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Posted: 13 years ago
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As a scientist, I wouldn't be fulfilling my potential if I didn't ask kostins that had no answers. As Feynman famously said, Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. I am a scientist. IPK is a science, no less. I am ignorant. I throw these kostins open to you...the enlightened ones. Pliss to tell.

1). Why are normal person (I am reference point for normal...OK!) dreams not 1/10 as vivid/technicolor or even 1/4 as happy as Khushi's hallucinations?

2). Where is Arnav? Where? Where? Where?

3). How did the phone that the 'napper put into his pocket conveniently make it to the table and just out of Arnie's reach?

4). What the naansense of the bhikari of the sleeping with the TRPs of the bleddy chapri-ness of the yuckity yuck was that hallucination? *ducks chappals*

5). Why would a dying man who thinks his fate is sealed and knows he was wrong about his wife being a wh**e tell her he loves her before he dies? Isn't it kinder to die without devastating her anymore? Isn't pyaar ka doosra naam selflessness? *ducks andey tamatar*

Mere sawaalon ka...jawaab do. Do-h na.

PS: Not a kostin. Merely a statement. Someone throw those goddam pearls away. I gettit...they are bound and divided by those effing pearls. I so get it, that I feel they have rammed the damn pearls down my throat till I feel like I'm an oyster.




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Posted: 13 years ago
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Answer Sheet

Name: Zehra
Subject: IPKKND
Roll no: 27 😉

Ans 1. She is a Raizada her dreams are HD 😉
Remember her court dream. That was so dark. Look at her dreams after becoming a Raizada. They have become grand 😉

Ans 2. Out of my reach 😔

Ans 3. The phone wanted to have a look at the hottie so it jumped out of the mini kidnapper's pocket 😃 Now why it didnt land in Arnav's lap coz its very shy. The phone wants him to approach first

Ans 4. Its the best they could do judging by their recent standards

Ans 5. He knows that she is the only one with brains in his family after all she is not a complete Raizada.

If he had said I Love You to Anjali she would have kept a pooja for that

If he had said I Love You to Nani she would have said 'Aap apan baap jaisan hai' 😉

If he had said I Love You to Mami she would have loaded herself with more gold. The CVs have to protect our eyes or else the TRPs will dip further

If he had said I Love You to Akash, Akash would have divorced Payal and married Arnav to keep the money in the family and Aman would have broken his bangles

So the safest option was to say I Love You to Khushi. At least she will get the hint that there is some problem

-------The End-------

Waiting for your assessment 😊
Edited by lazyleaves - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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ham res karenge!!

UNRES (thats bloody not even a word!)

1. normal person ko arnav ji "i love you" bole kya?? nahi na??
aisa hai aap wait karo for him to say "vidhya" and THEN we will see ki aapko kitne "vivid" sapne aate hain!:P

BUT
if i EVER dream of arnav...ill sure as hell NOT imagine him playing run around the pool with him...it will be more :take off your shirt and take ME NOW!!..." *glassy eyed*

2. arnav is in this weird filmy 70's ka set where the tubelight keeps flickering which for some weird reason makes me want to slap someone. the electrician on the set maybe?? its distracting! NOTHING i repeat NOTHING should disturb me when i watch the stitches above sobti's left eye!!


3.ummm...kidnapper put his hands in his pants??? and the phones were obstructing him??
aisey quecchhhin (ranveer band baja baraat for those who dont know) pe aisaich answer milinga!!

4.mat karo duck! i didnt like it either...too hasty
too rushed..
actions had no link with the beautiful song lyrics..
what the f**kwa bey!
BUT sanaya was goood! i have a mighty girl crush on her these days! blush...Sanaya barun make me want to go bisexual

PS
do you remember phoebe's song??

"some men love women
some men love men..
some say they're bisexual...
but they're just kidding themselves"
(something like that!)


5. haha...maybe he still thinks that khushi loves shaym?? maybe he just thought ki ok she doesnt love me..but i think ill just put it put there..so that she knows?? coz im dying ..none of it matters anyway...but i cant die wihtout at least letting her know? maybe diamg still thinks she is a wh**e but the dil overpowered??
load of BS ( no not sobti) i know!


Edited by shaam91 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Very valid kostins ma'am!!!
You have a very uncanny talent of making me laugh even in your kostins!!!
1)neither are mine!!!!my dreams are soo depressing and these days i have weird dreams about my professors!!!creepy...wish i cud exchange my life with khushi for just some time when she has such amazing hallucinations and dreams

2)if we knew,,,probably we would reach there before khushi and get arnav out of there and guard RM so that no one can kidnap him!!!

3)the answer to this is pretty simple...the kidnapper cleverly put it at a distance at which arnav wouldnt be able to reach so that we the loyal and emotional viewers could witness him feeling helpless and tortured and make posts about killing the kidnappers

4)hey!!i liked that hallucination...dont care of it was a gimmick to raise the stupid TRPs but he looked good in it and i love that song too!!

5)i doubt that blind idiot(sorry but yeah...he is blind and an idiot for being a jerk at times! ) knows that khushi is innocent...he just said it coz he thinks that its the last time he will ever talk to her...but yeah...a sorry would have been nice too!!

Answer or rather comments on all your superb kostins!!:D
112642 thumbnail
Posted: 13 years ago
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<crickets>


...Che mahine ke liye
Edited by tiya229 - 13 years ago
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Posted: 13 years ago
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how about this kostin

what is message in a bottle?

symbolism - of asr's bottled emotions?
112642 thumbnail
Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie

how about this kostin


what is message in a bottle?

symbolism - of asr's bottled emotions?


...amongst other things.
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Posted: 13 years ago
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madmaxine scientist - your kostins excellent madam
you normal - feeling verry verry scared sister

me sitting at 3.35 am reading your kostins, and laughing much - more scary sister


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Posted: 13 years ago
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How can Khushi run faster than ASR?
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Posted: 13 years ago
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Originally posted by: madmaxine

As a scientist, I wouldn't be fulfilling my potential if I didn't ask kostins that had no answers. As Feynman famously said, Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts. I am a scientist. IPK is a science, no less. I am ignorant. I throw these kostins open to you...the enlightened ones. Pliss to tell.


1). Why are normal person (I am reference point for normal...OK!) dreams not 1/10 as vivid/technicolor or even 1/4 as happy as Khushi's hallucinations?
Khushi regularly has 'jalebies' when she's upset. That's just code word for 'LSD'. She's just perennially high.

2). Where is Arnav? Where? Where? Where?
Delhi. No wait London. No wait Scotland. Hold your phone! A little birdy told me he's in Mumbai.

3). How did the phone that the 'napper put into his pocket conveniently make it to the table and just out of Arnie's reach?
The curious case of the flying phone. The sets of IPK defy all laws of science. Newton would be turning in his grave.

4). What the naansense of the bhikari of the sleeping with the TRPs of the bleddy chapri-ness of the yuckity yuck was that hallucination? *ducks chappals*
Cheesefest to the power 112840.

5). Why would a dying man who thinks his fate is sealed and knows he was wrong about his wife being a wh**e tell her he loves her before he dies? Isn't it kinder to die without devastating her anymore? Isn't pyaar ka doosra naam selflessness? *ducks andey tamatar*
Haww..Where's the romance without guilt?

Mere sawaalon ka...jawaab do. Do-h na.

PS: Not a kostin. Merely a statement. Someone throw those goddam pearls away. I gettit...they are bound and divided by those effing pearls. I so get it, that I feel they have rammed the damn pearls down my throat till I feel like I'm an oyster.
🤣



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