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Hi everyone!i have come up wid a funny post.since the forum was sad from 2 days,i thought of making u ppl laugh by posting some jokes.dont take them seriously,i posted them for just fun. 1)bajpaaye family was having dinner n anant said,'baba aapki daa...'then baba said,'anant tumhe kitni baar kaha hai khaana khaate wakt baat mat kiya karo'then anant keeps quiet.after dinner baba said,'anant ab batao kya baat hai.anant-'baba main toh bas yeh keh raha tha ki aapki daal mein makhhi hai'. 2)Anant was teaching navya arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, Now thats addition.In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, Now thats subtraction. Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.And both together smiled and said, Thats multiplication.Then navya's papa appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.He kicked anant three blocks away and said, Thats long division! 3)bittoo was in bua dadi's room in bajpaaye house.then our anya came there.anant said,'aaj bd itni shaant kyun hai'.bittoo said,'bhaiiya bd ne lip balm mangi thi aur maine galti se feviquick pakda di'. 4)anant said to ranbir,'Maine pani mein ek sikka dala,or bhagwan se pyara sa ek dost maanga,aur mujhe tum mil gaye or haan saath mai ek awaz aayi 'ek rupaye mai aisa hi milta hai'. 5)full form of College C - Come O - on L - Let's L - Love E- Each G - Girl E - Equally 6)Ruthi thi vo aise humse.. Jaise hum unhe sach me mana lenge.. Par itna time kyun waste kare,. Itne me to hum dusri pata lenge.. 7)Ladkon ka dil mandir ki tarah hota hai "Pavitra aur Sachcha" Isliye to, jab ladke I love u kehte hain to ladkiyan apni sendal utar leti hain. 8)girlfriends are like exams-too many questions,difficult to answer,more explanation is needed n result is always fail. Hope u liked them n they bought a smile to ur face.lol:-)
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
